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place your bets now! Are they selling an aquarium, a puppy, or both?

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“Who Fears Death” is novel with science fiction and fantasy elements by American writer Nnedi Okorafor.

I’m very upset that they decided not to mention her name… She is an incredibly talented person and they made an unacceptable mistake….

She is the treasure of modern literature, but they presented her as if they were ashamed that a black woman could write something worthwhile.

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This praying mantis standing its ground 

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#WEARAMASK

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GOD some fucking... gigantic FedEx-looking muscled meatheads just marched up to the door of the nature center, where I am working alone, talking about how if anyone tried to make them wear a mask inside they could suck their dicks and how no one could stop them if they wanted to go in.

I jumped up and blocked the doorway, putting on my most friendly-but-authoritative voice and holding the spare masks in front of me like a weapon, and said “IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO COME INSIDE YOU MUST WEAR A MASK BUT YOU ARE FREE TO ENJOY OUR OUTDOOR OFFERINGS WITHOUT ONE.”

And they fucking turned around and left without a word of protest. One of them thanked me awkwardly. I’m slightly jittery from the rush of unused adrenaline but I can’t believe that despite all their posturing and aggression, they were defeated by customer service voice.

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とおせんぼなのです

I bother your walking

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An Intro To Indian Dishes, by BuzzFeed India

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Eliza Dushku as Missy Pantone in Bring It On (2000)

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“I know we’ll never grow old together, cause you’ll never be old to me”

bubbline emotional terrorism everyone

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Don't want dogs in your yard, lose your parking spot

Before I start, I want you guys to know that I live in the Philippines and most dogs in my country aren’t kept inside the house but inside cages outside of the home because my immediate family doesn’t want rowdy dogs inside the house.

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I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song

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