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Shit man, this math war is fucked. I just saw a guy draw a commutative diagram and say "one point compactification" or some similar shit, and everyone around him got folded into a 3-sphere and vanished into 4d-space. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting ε-δ and quotient spaces. I think I just heard "infinity-groupoid coskeleton tower" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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time flies when you're having fun. yet on earth we have limited time. hence, to maximize your perceived life duration, you want to be as bored as possible

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Did you hear they're calling fields which don't have non-separable irreducible polynomials "perfect"? Unbelievable. I mean, it's the bare minimum. The bar is on the ground.

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My faith is based on only one axiom...... that every category is a locally small category in some Grothendieck universe, and therefore the Yoneda Lemma always applies......

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actually only you specifically are haunted by a cartesian demon, the rest of us are hanging out in objectively knowable reality. there's an unassailable logical argument for how we can know that we aren't haunted by cartesian demons and have access to the truth but unfortunately if I try to tell you what it is the demon will twist it into nonsense. it definitely settles the question for good though, maybe you'll find that reassuring.

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Shit man, this algebra war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the six functors" or some similar shit, and every chain complex around him got put into a short exact sequence, had their long exact sequence taken out and then got their homology calculated. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting lagrange's theorem and degree 2 equations. I think I just heard "power word: operad" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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okay yeah sure

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Pinocchio is in a science lab with sensors hooked up to his nose. He's reading from a sheet of paper, "The Riemann-Zeta hypothesis is false." There's a hushed pause. Nothing happens. The scientists gasp. After a frantic five minutes, they hand Pinocchio a new script for a binary search. "The first counterexample to the RZH has modulus less than 10^100." His nose grows an inch. It's going to be a long night.

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"colorless green ideas sleep furiously" makes perfect sense actually.

"colorless" refers to the rhetorical sense of having no authority: see color of law.

"green" refers to environmentalist ideals; see also greenwashing, green energy.

"ideas" refers to hypothetical plans.

"sleep" refers to the idea that these ideas are not alive, not energetic: they are passed from mouth to mouth without belief, without finding a puppet to play.

"furiously" refers to the fact that these ideas are exchanged regularly; and yet they are still not believed

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analogue clocks go tick, tick, tick

quartz-based watches go bzz, bzz, bzz

pendulum clocks go tock, tock, tock

atomic clocks go <continuous high-pitched tone beyond the range of human hearing>

cpu clocks go bzz-[clicka-[clicka clicka clicka] clicka-[clicka-clicka-clicka] clicka-[clicka-clicka-clicka]] bzz-[clicka-[clicka clicka clicka] clicka-[clicka-clicka-clicka] clicka-[clicka-clicka-clicka]] (say the parts in the square brackets three times faster)

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well I guess this is the logical next step in, you know. everything

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Unfortunately, our plagiarism checker has found that your essay is copied word-for-word from another source. We’re very disappointed in you. At this point in your academic career, you should know better than relying on the Library of Babel to think for you.

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In 2100, the Inventor builds the first time machine. They test it by going one day into the past.

In 2102, the Thief steals the time machine. They use it to go back to 2097, to prevent themselves from making a terrible mistake. Unfortunately, Novikov consistency applies, and they cannot change the timeline. From 2097, they use it to go to 2095, to try to prevent their mistake at an earlier point. This inevitably fails, leading them to realise changing the past is impossible.

There are no other known uses of any time machine. You are taking a history class and your test asks

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Consider the relationship graph of a complete binary polycule (complete = every person is in a relationship with every other person, binary = contains people of only two genders). call an edge in this graph gay if both the people in that edge are the same gender, and call it straight if the people in that edge are different genders.

We will say that a binary polycule tends straight if it has more straight edges than gay edges and that it tends gay if it has more gay edges than straight edges.

Show that if a complete binary polycule contains an equal number of people of both genders, then it will tend straight.

In terms of the size of the complete binary polycule, what is the critical gender ratio for straight tendency? (when the ratio of genders is above the critical gender ratio for straight tendency, the polycule will tend straight)

Do there exist complete binary polycules that trend neither straight nor gay? What about binary polycules that aren't complete?

Research problem: are there other conditions on the relationship graph besides completeness that also result in the existence of a critical ratio?

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i would never imagine someone who didn't want to be imagined