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Anon me facts about me that you think are probably true

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Xigbar is so wise

Boss Round!!!

Hot Rod - Everyone's most beloathed vehicle

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Ansem the "Wise" - Has committed every atrocity known to man

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I'm working on the thing I promise lol it's just taking forever. And then next tournament!

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Round 1 Wave 2

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Silly shit it is!!!

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KILL ANSEM TRIGGER WARNING!! KILL HIM!!! HE'S HORRID HE'S WRETCHED HE'S A PAIN IN THE ASS AND THE GAME STILL TRIES TO MAKE HIM SEEM LIKE HE ISN'T ALL THAT BAD kill kill kill

Boss Round!!!

Hot Rod - Everyone's most beloathed vehicle

VS

Ansem the "Wise" - Has committed every atrocity known to man

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okay so i don't know what to say except oh god oh fuck because it turns out that the grants and loans weren't enough and if i'm not able to get this below 1,000 dollars by, like, May 5th, I'm not going to be able to register for the classes necessary for them to give me summer housing and my (shitty) dad and (abusive) stepmom dropped me on my ass last year and sold the house and moved 1,000 miles away so if i can't stay in the dorms i literally have nowhere to go!! lol!!

we're going to try to apply for more loans but if we don't get them,, i am sure i will figure something out! if you want to help, though:

and oh right this is a good idea:

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AND IT'S OVER!! THE WINNER IS---WAIT, WHAT'S THIS? A STUPID AS FUCK LITTLE FICLET? WHAT COULD THIS POSSIBLY MEAN?

Heads turn as you enter the room, but you’re focused on the sight straight ahead of you. 

Aqua. Your bride, one of the loves of your life, waiting at the altar right by the ordained minister, Mickey Mouse. Ventus and Terra stand by, right by her side; Ventus’s eyes sparkling as he smiles wide, Terra appearing slightly nervous. You can’t help but worry about him. After all, even if you are marrying Aqua, you still love Terra dearly. 

You make your way down the aisle as the music plays, barely noticing the way the sunlight leaves rainbows on the floor as it trickles in through the windows of the grand hall. You glance only briefly at all the familiar faces; friends and foes, all come together to celebrate your love. 

As you reach the front and take Aqua’s hand, she squeezes it reassuringly. Her gentle smile always brings you peace, her kind eyes settling your nerves. She’s enchanting, and it isn’t just because of her magic. 

The sound of Mickey clearing his throat has you turning your attention to where he stands on a podium beside you. You’re glad you don’t have to look down at him the whole time, that would feel weird. It’s still a little weird that the mouse is officiating your wedding, but like, he’s a king, so it makes sense. 

The service begins, your attention mainly on Aqua. Every once in a while, your eyes catch Terra’s as he watches you intently, or you catch a glimpse of him staring at Aqua. it feels more…intense than the eyes of the rest of the audience on the pair of you, and you wonder if Aqua can feel it too. 

A beat of silence follows after Mickey asks if anyone objects to your wedding.

“I–I do. I mean, I–” Terra’s strained voice catches most of the audience off guard, and he takes a shaky breath as he glances at them and then focuses back on you and Aqua. 

By then, Aqua had turned, her brows furrowed with her attention on Terra.

“I mean, I do want you two to get married, I’m fine with that. I just…want to be part of it.”

The room is so silent once Terra finishes that you hear Demyx whispering to his camera about the drama he just witnessed from the very back of the hall. Then, a moment later, you can’t help but to laugh out loud. 

You should’ve known, with the way Terra had been staring at you both for some time. That awkward look of longing mixed with self-pity started appearing frequently after you and Aqua got engaged, but you hadn’t been sure what it meant. You told yourself you were making it up, and assuming that Terra was in love with you too would be conceited. 

After a moment, you shared a look with Aqua. She turned her attention back to Terra, hand slowly reaching up to stroke his cheek. 

“Terra…” she sighed, “I’d like that. We both would.”

Terra’s face lit up like a puppy hearing the word ‘walk.’ 

“Gosh, guys, that’s real sweet of you!” Mickey interrupted the moment, “I sure am glad that’s definitely legal in this world.”

After a few more laughs and a whole lot of ‘aw’s’ from the crowd, the three of you all get married together, complete with all the kisses that come with it. You live happily ever after with your wives Aqua and Terra! 

THEY FUCKING TIE AND WE MARRY THEM BOTH AND WE ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITH TERRAQUA. BECAUSE I SAID SO.

thanks for playing <3

KH MARRIAGE MATERIAL FINAL BATTLE -airhorns-

Two oh so devoted friends who spent ten+ years surrounded by darkness. Two kind, loving souls who just want to love and be loved and live their lives full of light. They will fight for you and then they'll hold you close and keep you safe.

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Vote the car! That way when Ansem "trigger warning" the wise and the car battle, the car can run him over.

Last match before the boss round!

Disney (a whole corporation)

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Hot Rod (evil little car)

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You should all vote Terra because he's a great stepdad. Look at him with my sons! He's so good to them.

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KH MARRIAGE MATERIAL FINAL BATTLE -airhorns-

Two oh so devoted friends who spent ten+ years surrounded by darkness. Two kind, loving souls who just want to love and be loved and live their lives full of light. They will fight for you and then they'll hold you close and keep you safe.

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Listen I know Disney is a corporation I know it's evil and bad and horrible. BUT!!! Xehanort is an actual character and also he was so so so so so so so so mean to Terra. SO mean.

Vote Xehanort bc your husband/wife(depending on who wins my poll) deserves to know peace and they will not until we violently murder the man who RUINED THEIR LIVES

Semifinals Match 2

Xehanort (messed up dude)

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Disney (too powerful company)

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Thank you!! I WILL melt that snowman. I hope sven eats his nose. sven is the superior non-human mascot of the movie, he's adorable and good and doesn't annoy me and he helps kristoff. Olaf is a nuisance. gonna take a tweezer to him and take him apart snowflake by snowflake.

Round 3 Match 2

Hot Rod (horrible little car)

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Olaf (just a little guy)

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KILL OLAF DO IT he's so annoying that stupid minigame in kh3 was one of many annoying and stupid little parts of arendelle and it was like, please, please no. please i don't CARE. The cars are annoying but not nearly as annoying as whatever the fuck olaf says repeatedly while you try for an hour to find his stupid fucking body. i'll find his body, i'll find it and then i'll hit it with a blowtorch.

Round 3 Match 2

Hot Rod (horrible little car)

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Olaf (just a little guy)