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I feel like Enciodes Silverash and Mlynar Nearl would either get along great or hate each other on sight, no middle ground, nothing in between, because they're both pathetic idiots who treat the family members they're responsible for like crap.

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All y'all posting memes about Mlynar taking SilverAsh's place in Doc's heart are weak, God gave me two hands for a reason and it was so I could engage in unprotected handholding with both a hot horseboy and a hot catboy at the same time.

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Thank u for sharing ur lovely writing with us ❤️ As a thanks I wanna share some Mlynar brainworms: I think he’d be kinda rough and into choking. Probably quickies too, since he’s a busy man. He’s old and jaded but fucking him might cheer him up

#OFFICE AFTER-HOURS

feat. młynar x doctor!reader

lati. awww you're welcome nonnie!! i'm really happey to hear that, and thank you for the mlynar crumbs, my horny ass needed an excuse to write for him lmaooo,,

okay but like yes?? poor młynar has been overworked to hell and back, so he definitely has some pent-up aggression and frustration in him that he seriously needs to get out. and what better way to get rid of his stress and anger than to fuck it out?

he's so damn big, like it's actually unreal. it's enough of a struggle trying to suck him off bc he's just stretching your lips and triggering your gag reflex. he has a nice girth that stretches you plenty, and he's pretty long too, so he can fuck your deepest parts with ease.

młynar cums so much too, like your belly is all full and heavy by the time he's done fucking out his stress. he cums in thick, sticky globs that dribbles out when he pulls his big cock from your abused hole. and he has a nice set of heavy breeder balls that smack against your skin every time he fucks you silly. it is a mess to clean up though, so he often has to help you clean yourself up since you're always fucked-out afterwards.

first time he slipped inside, you kept sobbing that he was going to tear you open bc of how thick and long he is. młynar does seem like he'd be a bit of a worrier, but feeling the way your hot walls envelop and suck him in just sends him over the edge. but he does make the effort of at least asking you if you're alright, though he doesn't know if moans and cries count as an answer.

but once you finally get used to his size, it's basically just a damn fuckfest with you two at that point. he can be as rough as he wants bc it's the least he deserves, and you're not stopping him bc it's probably the best sex you've had in a damn good while.

then again, he's always rough whenever you two have your little meetups late at night, with no one to see how he wraps one hand around your pretty little neck and squeezes just enough to make your pulse speed up. even at his age, he's still strong enough to manhandle and bend you over however he pleases, which he does when he's really stressed. and ugh, it's the best <3

quickies are an absolute necessity, since he has such a large workload to deal with and so little time to finish them. one minute you're both trying to sort through whatever papers you can, and the next, młynar's balls deep inside of you as you ride him on his chair. he doesn't even have to do anything; the sheer size of his cock is enough to leave you fucked out of your mind as it is.

młynar honestly seems like the type of man who always insists that making a mess is so troublesome, but then he watches his cum dribble out of your abused hole like a perv. sometimes he'll even get hard again and wanna go again bc he's so pent-up and lowkey happy he can finally get some <3

honestly, just surprise him with a blowjob under his desk and he'll probably combust. knowing that he has to complete his work, but you're kneeling in between his legs just makes it so damn hard. with your pretty lips wrapped around his length and the wet warmth of your throat, it's so easy to forget about the endless piles of paper.

but don't worry, you grinding down on his cock is one of the few highlights of his day. młynar quite likes your little stress-relief sessions when you whine his name over and over as he pulls orgasm after orgasm from you. he may be old, but that doesn't mean he doesn't know how to have you seeing stars and begging for more.

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the suffering never ends

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So. Mod V. If the lords were maybe possible into roleplay what would they like mc to dress up as? Like the librarian fantasy, nurse outfit... give me a reason to kinkshame the lords pls

“give me a reason to kinkshame” i’M LAUGHAA;SFKDMAS;DF LMFAOOO

alright here’s the second half of lords–pictures included! the rest are under the cut ofc

consider this like. modern au or something. u know for maximum kinkshame capacity

Hideyoshi: Think sexy librarian or something. It’s all about the glasses and the pencil skirt–looking all professional and straight-laced, but then he gets to mess it all up. Disheveled shirt and misplaced glasses are choice and he’s a sucker for the black stockings to complete the look. 95% Kinkshame bc he probably actually would do it in a library.

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i’m not sure if anyone’s particularly interested in such a thing, but i thought i’d list a few of my personal headcanons regarding kinks in slbp~

keep in mind that this is pretty long and fairly nsfw, so if you don’t wish to read it, that’s fine! these are basically the things i default to when writing fics (and i’m open to hearing what your headcanons are as well!)

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OH SHITTTT

From Tenka Opening -

Date Shigezane Voice Preview

Note: Sorry for bad audio quality~

MC: That is - Shige: Mimi. He calls my name to interrupt me. When Shigezane-sama comes closer to me once more, he whispers sweetly on my ears.

Shigezane: [ Please show me too, various appearances/sides of you. ]

At last! Shigezane been pouting and sulking about this matter being late already xD There are maintenance on 11/4, perhaps to implement his voice? I hope Genya too would be released~ 

For beloved @nikkihime

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🎶 If you're kinky and you know it clap your...

Oh, they’re tied?

Nevermind.

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dont ask what fandom can do for you but what can you do for fandom :u

anyway i made something called shitpost

oh and btw if anyone using LINE and interested, i have an account posting about voltage party apps 0:) heres the id–> @kmb3301u

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Two o my favorite thing together

The SLBP Lords As Characters From Hetalia: Headcanon (Requested)

Nobunaga: He’s gotta be Germany

Mitsuhide: England For sure

Inuchiiyo: He’s China lol

Hideyoshi: He is America

Mitsunari: Austria without a doubt

Ieyasu: He is totally Switzerland in my eyes :)

Kenshin: He. IS. France. Incarnate

Shingen: He is THE Roman Empire

Yukimura: Little Holy Rome :)

Saizo: I’m going to go with Iceland

Masamune: He is so Japan

Kojuro: I want to say Russia

Shigezane: Finland I’d say

Bonus!!! Mc: She’s Italy! So obsessed with food xD 

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The SLBP Lords React To Finding MC Dead: Headcanon (Requested)

I got multiple requests for this one. My heart hurts now after making these though…

Nobunaga:

Mitsuhide:

Inuchiyo: 

Hideyoshi:

Mitsunari:

Ieyasu:

Kenshin: (Think about it)

Shingen: 

Yukimura:

Saizo:

Masamune:

Kojuro:

Shigezane:

Bonus… Their Children finging out: son

Daughter: 

Both:

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The SLBP Lords React To Finding MC Dead: Headcanon (Requested)

I got multiple requests for this one. My heart hurts now after making these though…

Nobunaga:

Mitsuhide:

Inuchiyo: 

Hideyoshi:

Mitsunari:

Ieyasu:

Kenshin: (Think about it)

Shingen: 

Yukimura:

Saizo:

Masamune:

Kojuro:

Shigezane:

Bonus… Their Children finging out: son

Daughter: 

Both:

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Being straight isn’t a choice.

Being male isn’t a choice.

Being cis isn’t a choice.

Being white isn’t a choice.

Stop hurting specific people for holding these characteristics and acting entitled because of how others have treated you in the past. They aren’t the same. If you do, you’re acting just as ignorant and mean as those who have hurt you before.

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*cough* pardon the typos. Wish Photoshop had a spellcheck. XD

OK this was super super quick I just had some thoughts rolling around in my head so I felt I’d get them out. This isn’t really a ‘tutorial”, just thoughts and comments. If I were to make a tutorial it’d have a lot more content (and more females/different angles), but I felt I’d just put this out here for what it’s worth.  I am no expert on these things and constructive criticism is always encouraged. Clarification: It is ok and perfectly fine to give your female-identifying characters makeup (and, of course, others.) But you should draw them without makeup and develop their appearance that way before adding on makeup if that’s what the character generally wears. The idea is to make them recognizable as women even without makeup. (Unless the character herself isn’t easily recognizable/generally observed as a woman without makeup, as part of her intentional design. Just make it intentional, is all I’m saying.)

More Thoughts and Tutorials

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size comparisons of hetalia countries to american states

australia: slightly smaller than the contiguous 48 states

austria: slightly smaller than maine

belarus: slightly smaller than kansas

belgium: about the size of maryland

bulgaria: slightly larger than tennessee

cameroon: slightly larger than california

canada: somewhat larger than the u.s.

china: somewhat smaller than the u.s.

cuba: slightly smaller than pennsylvania

cyprus: about the size of connecticut

denmark: about twice the size of massachusetts

ecuador: slightly smaller than nevada

egypt: about 3 times the size of new mexico

estonia: slightly smaller than new hampshire and vermont combined

finland: slightly smaller than montana

france: about twice the size of colorado

germany: slightly smaller than montana

greece: slightly smaller than alabama

hungary:slightly smaller than indiana

iceland: slightly smaller than kentucky

india: about 1/3 the size of the u.s.

italy: slightly larger than arizona

japan: slightly smaller than california

korea(south): slightly larger than indiana

latvia: slightly larger than west virginia

liechtenstein: about the size of washington, d.c.

lithuania: slightly larger than west virginia

luxembourg: slightly smaller than rhode island

moldova: about the size of maryland

monaco: about 3 times the size of The Mall in washington, d.c. (no idea what that is)

netherlands: about twice the size of new jersey

new zealand: about the size of colorado

norway: slightly larger than new mexico

poland: slightly larger than new mexico

portugal: slightly smaller than indiana

romania: slightly smaller than oregon

russia: almost twice the size of the u.s.

sealand: probably about the size of two semi trucks (idk how big is that thing called "sealand")

spain: about twice the size of oregon

sweden: slightly larger than california

switzerland: about twice the size of new jersey

taiwan: slightly smaller than maryland + delaware combined

thailand: about twice the size of wyoming

turkey: slightly larger than texas

ukraine: slightly smaller than texas

uk: slightly smaller than oregon

vietnam: slightly larger than new mexico

wy: probably smaller than my house

remember!! these are size comparisons, meaning actual land coverage. i did not include all of the micronations, true. just the more well-known two (monaco is actually a country!)

ALSO: ECUADOR AND CAMEROON ARE CANON COUNTRIES!! they're not very popular, nor are they mentioned very often. but i promise, they're actual characters!

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Denmark threw hair gel at him.