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khhscnarios · 7 years ago
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How are you today
im actually great, thanks anonhow are you??
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khhscnarios · 7 years ago
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“That people who claimed he wanted to rape white girls were lying” I saw this on the Owen tag and all I have to say is that it was live streamed so how are people defending it, he spoke on instagram how his sister was raped so why one earth is he threatening to do it? I’m just gonna stick with DPR and Aomg guys 🤷🏻‍♀️
lmaoooo
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khhscnarios · 7 years ago
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So Owen is cancelled
was he ever relevant tho, oops
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khhscnarios · 7 years ago
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What’s happened with Owen?
hes just problematic tbh,, i hate kpop news websites and all that but this is one of the few things he saidhttps://www.koreaboo.com/news/rapper-owen-ovadoz-says-wants-rape-white-girls-live-stream/
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khhscnarios · 8 years ago
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just a quick heads up... I’m not going to write about Owen anymore, I’m sorry for the people who still stan him. I just don’t feel the need to write about him anymore after all of this..
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khhscnarios · 8 years ago
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Roadtrip [Jay Park]
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Jay Park + #73: “I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”
drabble game is closed for now, sorry!
As you can see I’m the queen at procrastinating, I’m sososososos sorry for being this late (and i still have 25 left)
You turned the music louder and screamed out the lyrics. Jay took a quick glance at you and smiled, eyes going back to the road again. You smiled at your boyfriend and took his hand, making it look like you were singing in a microphone. Both of you cracked up, as you turned down the volume after the song finished to try and talk to Jay without screaming over the music.
''It's nice, isn't it?'' you smiled, looking out of the window. You were now driving past a nearly empty beach.
''Yes, the scenery is beautiful'' he stated, looking at your face. His expression changed quick as you slapped his arm in response.
Once in a while you decided it was time to clear your mind. You knew Jay was having a hard time after all these busy months, so you decided to take him out for a roadtrip. You had planned everything from a hotel with a view, to a nice dinner near the beach. You had forgotten one thing, though.
''Wait, shouldn't we have gone left at this road?'' you questioned.
''Well, I don't know. You had planned everything right?'' Jay looked at you puzzled. You quickly searched for your phone in your bag, trying to look up the route on maps.
''Okay, can you just stop here for a moment, I need to search for the address again.'' you ordered.
Jay sighed loudly but still parked near a tree to help you. Both of you tried to find the route going to the hotel, but neither of you succeeded.
''Maybe we should just drive again, I'm starting to get hungry'' Jay advised.You ignored your boyfriend, assuring him that you nearly got it.
''But I'm so hungry, I don't think I can function anymore'' he dramatically complained.
''Hey princess, I still have some snacks in my bag, just eat this, I nearly got it!'' you explained, laughing at the expression on his face.
For the past 20 minutes you looked through your mail to search for the confirmation email. Jay was sitting next to you, humming one of his new songs and eating your snacks. He put his chin on your shoulder to watch your screen, chewing loudly in your ear. You glared at him and he just smiled at you, taking another bite.
''Can't you search as well? I mean at least try to look like your helping.'' you sighed, shaking him off of you.
''Hey, I'm helping! Look.'' Jay unlocked his phone, stood up and started dancing to the music that blasted from the car. You laughed at his childish action.
“I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.” you sighed.
You had finally found the address and you weren't all that far from the hotel after all. You quickly drove to the hotel, both of you quickly changing into something fancier and you were now sitting at the restaurant.
''This was bad enough'' you smiled at your boyfriend his hurt face.
''At least I bring the fun.'' he pointed out, snapping his finger.
''Actually, I take it back. I would love to spend some more alone time with you, even when you're acting like a little child'' you smiled, leaning over the table to give him a quick kiss. 
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khhscnarios · 8 years ago
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masterlist?
i have one on my page
but these are the only ones ive written so far, im so sorry for keeping yall waiting but ive just been so busy and i just came back from a kpop concert and im sosososoosos sorry!!
[F] = fluff
[A] = angst
[C] = Comedyish
SIK-K
Welcome back (cookies) [F]
Owen Ovadoz
Calm after the storm [A/F]
Babysitting [C]
Dok2
So predictable [F]
Crush
Caution: dog [C]
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khhscnarios · 8 years ago
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Your writings are so good omg 💕
Thank you so much! This makes me so happy :)I’m sorry for being so inactive, but work is a bitch and ive been going on trips on the weekends, so i don’t have much time. I’m thinking about adding another member, so this will be more active! So if you want to be co-admin, send me a message (an ‘official’ post will be coming soon)
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khhscnarios · 8 years ago
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"What's that on your neck? Can I color it?" Lmaooo I love your writing sm! !
That sentence was actually inspired by my nephew, he’s so cute! Thank you so much for the compliment, since my first language isn’t english, I really try hard and this keeps me motivated :)
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khhscnarios · 8 years ago
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Caution: dog [Crush]
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Crush + #27: ‘’How is my girlfriend more badass than me?’’
drabble game is closed for now, sorry!
Hyoseob has worked extremely hard the past few months, coming out with a new ep and a lot of featurings on other tracks. You knew he was very tired and asked his manager for a weekend off to spend some alone time with him. It took you a lot of convincing for them to finally agree to your plan.You picked out a few movies he would like and his favorite snacks.
You were setting everything up when you heard the sound of the password typed in and a few seconds later the door opened. Hyoseob didn’t expect you in his apartment, so when he saw you he shrieked. You laughed at his precious action and walked over to give him a hug.
''Hey what are you doing here?'' Hyoseob greeted you with a hug. Doyou ran to you and jumped up, asking for attention.
''Can't I surprise my boyfriend?'' you gasped, pretending to be hurt. He gave you a playful push and walked over to the kitchen.
''Wow! You really bought all my favorite snacks? You are the best!'' Hyoseob smiled and he opened the first bag of sweets. He walked over to the couch and lied down beside you, cuddling you close. Doyou growled in jealousy and jumped up to lay down next to your feet.
‘‘I also got some movies we could watch. I even got a scary movie’‘ you smiled as your boyfriend groaned, knowing that Hyoseob hated scary things. He shook his head and got up.
‘‘No, I’m not doing that’‘ he began, looking through all the movies for something where he wouldn’t die immediately from a heartattack. ‘‘You know how much I hate scary movies. I rather watch this’‘ he held up a documentary about the earth. 
‘‘Why did you even bring this?’‘ he giggled as you protested. You didn’t even bother to explain as you walked over to the pile of movies. You quickly grabbed the horror movie and held it infront of Hyoseob his face. Putting on your saddest face you begged him to watch the horror movie. Knowing that he would give in you laughed, already putting on the movie.
‘‘Ah, this is going to hurt my pride’‘ he sighed as you laughed.
After the movie finshed, Hyoseob looked over at you with a scared expression. You smirked at him, knowing which question was going to follow up.
‘’Can you sleep at mine tonight?’’ Hyoseob said, scratching the back of his neck.
‘‘You are not scared right?’‘ you smiled, teasing him a bit. He glared at you, making you crack up. You were glad he asked you to stay over since you haven’t seen him a lot these few weeks.
He got up and walked to the bedroom door, but he stopped in his track and turned around looking at you.
‘‘Did I just hear something?’‘ he stuttered, his eyes wide. ‘‘I don’t think I can open the door’‘ he mumbled soft, but you heard him clearly.
‘‘It’s probably the wind or something, let me see’‘ you stated, walking over to the door.
‘’How is my girlfriend more badass than me?’’ Hyoseob gushed and he hid behind you. You felt his short breath hitting the back of your neck and you couldn’t help but laugh a little to yourself.
‘‘Three, two, one’‘ you counted down, building up the tension even more.
You opened the door with a swift motion and something came running out. Hyoseob screamed loud and hugged you tightly. You couldn’t stop laughing as Doyou walked over to you, sniffing the both of you. Hyoseob his priceless face made you fall on the ground of laughter. He softly giggled as he clutched his chest.
‘‘It was just Doyou’‘ he sighed, kneeling down and petting his head.
‘‘Yes, watch out, Doyou might kill you with a knife in your sleep.’‘ you stated, grabbing Doyou his paws and wiggling them.
‘‘I can’t believe I got scared by my own dog’‘ he sighed, both of you laughing at the ridiculous evening.
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khhscnarios · 8 years ago
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Babysitting [Owen Ovadoz]
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Owen Ovadoz + #12: ‘’I lost our baby.’’
drabble game is closed for now, sorry for the long wait (i will probably make it up by posting a few drabbles today!)
Your aunt was going on a business trip and you offered to babysit your little nephew. Entertaining him three days in a row was impossible, so you asked some help from your boyfriend Hyunwoo. Well, asking would've been nice, you just forced him.
"What's that on your neck? Can I color it?" your 3 year old nephew asked Hyunwoo.
"Those are tattoos, when you have them, it means you're badass" Hyunwoo says, smiling at him. "I want one too." your nephew gasped as he stroked the tattoos on his neck. 
You gave Hyunwoo a little push and a stern look. He smirked at you and wiggled his eyebrows.
It has been 2 hours and you guys were already tired and ready to go to sleep. You decided a trip to the supermarket would help you guys stay awake and a big plus, it would tire out your nephew.
"Okay you go keep him busy, I'll buy all the stuff we need. Don't buy him candy or toys that you don't need!" you sternly said as they innocently nodded, it really looked like you were babysitting both, a 25 old baby and a 3 year old.
You had all the things you needed in your cart and were now looking for your two babies. You decided to pay for the stuff and then look for the duo.
"You have a really cute child" the woman at the counter stated. The woman sensed your confusion and pointed to Hyunwoo and your nephew sitting outside. You sighed, knowing that Hyunwoo probably said it was your baby. You paid the cashier and mumbled a quick thank you before walking outside.
The two of them were playing with a fidget spinner and Hyunwoo was showing off his 'tricks'. Your nephew was impressed by all the tricks your boyfriend could do. You groaned, knowing that this would boost his ego. You nearly persuaded him to throw away that stupid spinner, but now you know he’s going to spend his time learning new tricks.
"First of all, you bought him a toy" you looked at him in annoyance and took away the spinner. "He also bought me ice cream" your nephew beamed. You slapped his arm and continued.
"But you also said it was our baby to the cashier?" Hyunwoo just laughed and you couldn't keep a straight face. 
"Oh come on, isn't it funny? It's like our own baby for three days!" he smiled as he pinched your nephews' cheek. In the beginning you were scared that they wouldn't get along well with each other, but you were glad they liked each other.
On your way back to the apartment, your nephew was already asleep. You tried not to wake him up and put him straight in his bed. The both of you got some time off and decided to watch a movie. It wasn't long until both of you drifted off to take a quick nap.
You woke up by the ringtone of your phone. Without looking you picked up and was greeted by a help.
"I lost our baby." 
"I was just going to those swings infront of the apartment with him and I checked my phone for a second and now he's gone" Hyunwoo panicked.
"He can't be far, just stay there, I'll be there in a minute" you said, quickly grabbing the keys and walking over to them. You had to admit, hearing Hyunwoo call your nephew 'our baby' was quite cute, but you couldn't really think about that right now as you were already grabbing the keys and running outside.
You arrived at the little playground and was met by a giggling Hyunwoo, with your nephew on his lap, copying his actions. A heavy weight fell of your shoulders and you sighed, happy to see both of them together.
"It was a prank" your nephew ran in your arms hugging you tightly. You glanced in Hyunwoo his direction and he gave you an apologetic smile. He walked over to you and gave you a kiss on the top of your head.
"Sorry, I thought it was quite funny." he giggled as he hugged you and your nephew joined in, again.
"I seriously can't believe I asked you to babysit him with me" you whined. 
"You guys really found your soulmate, huh" you laughed kissing both of the boys on their cheek.
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khhscnarios · 8 years ago
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Where'd u go, are u ok??
hi!!! im so sorry i’ve been so busy with work and such. i’m currently working on a few requests, they will probably be done today/tomorrow. thanks for all the wait!!!!
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khhscnarios · 8 years ago
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So predictable [Dok2]
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Dok2 + #5: ‘’I’m not here to make friends.’’
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You just got the job you wanted all your life, a stylist. There weren’t a lot of people who got the same chance as you did. You had to prove yourself and took a, not so easy, task to make yourself seen: stylist at the new season of Show Me The Money. Thinking about styling famous people got you a bit nervous, especially since you just started. 
You walked inside the building looking for someone to help you, but everyone was running around, trying to get everything ready for the show. You were a few minutes, actually twenty but who counts right, early and you didn’t know where to go. Since you were still early you just decided to sit down for a few minutes, waiting for someone to guide you.
“Excuse me, no fans are allowed in this area, you need to leave” some girl commanded. It looked like she had witnessed this a few times before, which made you even more nervous. She was wearing a laminated green ‘staff’ pass around her neck and you were wondering if any staff member needed this, including you.
“Well, this is actually my first day here. I am the new stylist, but I don’t know where to go” you confessed. 
She sighed as she called someone over. A somewhat young guy walked over and introduced himself. He lead you to a smaller room, filled with clothes and a few mirrors. There were a small amount of other people in the room already busy doing their work and just a few looked up at you and just gave you a small nod.
“This is your work place, just wait for one of the boys to come up and help them in their assigned clothes, please” one of the girls who had walked up to you explained.
Just like you expected, there were a few outfits; some adidas track suits, black ripped jeans, a red sweater and a few snapbacks. 
The minutes you were waiting, felt like hours maybe even years. Finally someone knocked on the door, peeked around the corner and walked in.
“Well now the outfits make sense” you muttered under your breath.
“Am I that predictable?” Joonkyung laughed and you blushed, feeling caught.
“I’m Dok2” Joonkyung said, “but you can call me Joonkyung” he exclaimed. “I’ve never seen you here, are you the new one they were praising?” he continued.
You weren’t sure if they were actually praising you, but the compliment made you blush. To make sure Joonkyung wouldn’t make a comment about it, you quickly grabbed the first outfit. You gave it to him and he gave you a small smile.
“I could show you around, if you want” he hinted as he took his shirt off to change, making you blush even harder than before. You quickly looked the other way. 
“I’m not here to make friends.” you answered.
“Who said I wanted to be friend?” Joonkyung laughed. “You’re so cute” he walked over to where you were sitting and pinched your cheeks. You slapped his hands away and cleared your throat.
This wasn’t exactly how you thought your first day was going to be happening, but you liked it. Joonkyung was the first person to talk with you about something other than you’re new, this is how you do everything. But you weren’t going to ruin your job, just because he was being nice to you.
“You look great in this outfit.” you said after another two outfits. You had finally picked the one, and you had to admit that he looked great in it.
“Stop flirting with me” he gasped, still smiling at your compliment. You shook your head, laughing at his silly comment. The crew swiftly came back in to announce that Joonkyung his set was ready to be shot and then left (to probably stress about some more things).
“You know, my offer still stands.” Joonkyung started. “If you want me to show you around, just give me a call” he insisted.
“I don’t even have your phone number” you mumbled, finally giving in. 
He walked back and grabbed your phone from the desk. He quickly typed in his number and gave your phone back to you.
“Now you do” he winked and walked out of the room, giving you a small wave.
You looked down at your phone and smiled. You were defenitely going to call him later.
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khhscnarios · 8 years ago
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Hi everyone! I already got 15+ requests wow!!! Thank you so much!! It will take me a while so don’t worry I’m not ignoring your request. You can also still request new things here :)
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khhscnarios · 8 years ago
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Calm after the storm [Owen Ovadoz]
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Owen Ovadoz + #6: ‘’I need a place to stay.’’
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It was the fifteenth time you had told him to listen to you, to even pretend to listen. But every time you asked him, he rolled his eyes not even caring about anything you said to him for the past thirty minutes. You did have some little fights before, where some things you both didn't really mean were said. However, this fight was worse, maybe even the worst. Both of you probably don't even remembered what started the fight, but that didn't matter at this point.
''You know Hyunwoo, go. Just go!'' you fumed. Shockingly he stood right up and left, a few swears leaving his mouth before he slammed the door shut. The loud thud rang through your ears and there was nothing left but silence. 
You tried to calm yourself by taking a quick nap on the sofa. You put your headphones in and closed your eyes, trying not to think about the mean words you and Hyunwoo shared.
A few hours later, the storm woke you up. You checked your phone to see if there were any messages from Hyunwoo, but the only thing you could see was the clear picture of you both smiling next to each other. No messages, no calls, nothing. You didn’t know where he went and began to worry a lot. There was another loud thunderclap and closely behind a loud knock on the door.
You slowly walked to the door, grabbing the closest item with you. As you opened the door you were ready to attack the person, but you quickly put your hand down.
Right in front of you stood Hyunwoo, drenched from the rain, his hands in his pockets and his head as low as possible. The anger in you started building again and you were ready to start yelling again. You tried to look at his eyes and you could see the hurt and regret in it.
“I know I was a dick to you, but I need a place to stay’‘ he softly explained. He lifted his head up to look you in the eyes and your face softened. He looked tired and cold, so you quickly pulled him inside and closed the door. The warmth you felt was quickly replaced with a wet, cold feeling as Hyunwoo hugged you tightly.
‘‘I really didn’t mean anything I said, please believe me. I was so scared to go back, I didn’t think you let me in. I regret it so much.’‘ You couldn’t see his face but you knew he was crying.
He whispered sorry’s over and over again as he held you tighter, afraid that you would still leave him if he let go. You thought about what to say to him. He wasn’t the only one who said some hurtful things and you were scared to apologize to him. You were probably just as sorry as him.
‘‘It’s okay, you weren’t the only one who was wrong. I said some mean things as well’‘ you assured him. He relaxed and you felt his chest rise and fall against yours. Both of you were silent and the only thing you could hear was the sound of breathing.
‘‘Thank you.’‘ he blurted out.
You wriggled out of his grasp and looked at him. The droplets from his wet hair rolled down his neck and dissapeared on his shirt. He was soaking wet and shivered from the cold.
‘‘Go take a hot shower, I’ll make a warm coffee for you.’‘ you began. ‘’And then we can grab a late night snack, I know your favorite place is still open.’’ you added, giving him a peck on his cheek and pushing him to the bathroom. 
‘‘I love you.’‘ Hyunwoo smiled, putting his arms around your waist. He kissed the top of your head and entered the bathroom.
‘‘I love you too.’‘ you sighed.
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khhscnarios · 8 years ago
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Welcome back (cookies) [SIK-K]
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Sik-K + #15: ‘’You’re getting crumbs all over my bed.’’ 
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You shut the door of your shared apartment and was welcomed with nothing but silence. Putting all of your bags on the table, you fished the cookies out of the plastic bag.
"I'm home and I bought the cookies with chocolate and berries you like." You screamed through the apartment, shaking the package with the cookies in it.
He was just back from his trip to Seattle and on your way back home from work he texted you to bring his cookies asap because they didn't have them in America and he needed his favorite ones. So you took the long way home to buy his cookies at the sweets shop. Excitedly you hurried your way home, thinking about the warm welcome you were about to get and expecting a night just cuddling and talking with Minsik. 
But as you walked inside the bedroom, you were met by a sleeping Minsik. His phone was still in his hands and his suitcase, unopened, on the floor. It was like he went straight into bed when he got inside, not even bothering to change or unpack his suitcase. You smiled as you grabbed your phone to take a cute picture of him sleeping and got in bed.
Deciding not to wake him up, you just tried to sleep yourself, but your growling stomach kept you awake. Silently you got out of bed and grabbed the cookies you bought for Minsik. You tried to be as silent as possible tearing the package open but it didn't really go as planned. The crackling of the package was far from silence and you looked to your left to see if Minsik was still sleeping. Lucky for you, he still was.
Sneakily you took a bite and tried to chew as quiet as possible. But the extra crunchy cookie wasn’t helping at all and there were bits everywhere; on your shirt, on the matress, your pillow and the worst of all, on Minsik his cheek. You carefully tried to remove the crumbs on his face, but this woke him up right away.
"You're getting crumbs all over my bed." He mumbled, still in a daze.
"Wait, are you eating my cookies?" Minsik shot up, grabbed the cookie out of your hand and stared at it. He then proceeded to take a bite out of the cookie, looking over at you with an angry expression.
"Missed you too Kwon Minsik" you sarcastically said, giving him a hug.
"You know I missed you too, but can you imagine how much I missed my cookies?" he exaggerated, reaching over your body to grab the remaining cookies on the bedside drawer. You threw your hands around his stomach and gave him another hug. This lead to a groaning Minsik, trying to leave your grip as you laughed at his actions.
"I missed my cookie too" you smirked, giving Minsik a kiss on his cheek.
"Ew." his face crunched up in disgust as he tried to get you off of him.
You nodded, copying his facial expression. "I know, I'm sorry."
Both of you faced each other and laid down on the pillows. The only thing that was heard, was the sound of you muching on the cookies. There was a comfortable silence as you just looked each other in the eyes. You had missed Minsik a lot, even if it was just for a few days. You could tell that he had missed you too, but he was too tired to even say anything. The comfortable silence was soon broken by Minsik yawning loudly.
“You are tired, just go to sleep. Just tell me everything that happened tomorrow, don’t worry.’‘ You pinched his cheeks and smiled at him. 
"I did miss you a lot though, I'm glad to see you again." Minsik whispered, finally giving you a kiss. You wiped off all the cookies crumbles from his lips and laughed.
"More than the cookies?" You smirked.
"Of course I missed you more than the cookies, dumbass." he snickered and closed his eyes trying to get back to sleep.
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khhscnarios · 8 years ago
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1st drabble game
Since I just started this blog I wanted to celebrate with a drabble game!
Send me a khh artist + a number from the following:
“That’s starting to get annoying”
“Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”
“You can’t just sit there all day.”
“I’m too sober for this.”
“I’m not here to make friends.”
“I need a place to stay.”
“Well, that’s tragic.”
“You’re seriously like a man-child.”
“You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”
“The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”
“She’s hiding behind the sofa.”
“I lost our baby.”
“They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”
“I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”
“You’re getting crumbs all over my bed.”
“Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”
“What’s the matter, sweetie?”
“You’re Satan.”
“I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”
“Did you just hiss at me?”
“Do you really need all that candy?”
“It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having alcohol.”
“I swear, I’m not crazy!!!”
“The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”
“No. Regrets.”
“How drunk was I?”
“How is my girlfriend more badass than me?”
“Be you. No one else can.”
“I haven’t slept in ages.”
“I locked the keys in the car.”
“Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?”
“You work for me. You are my slave.”
“Take your medicine.”
“They’re monsters.”
“Welcome to fatherhood.”
“Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”
“It’s your turn to make dinner.”
“Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!!!”
“Stop being so cute.”
“I feel like I can’t breathe.”
“You need to see a doctor.”
“It was a joke, baby. I swear.”
“Dogs don’t wear clothes!”
“I didn’t think you could get any less romantic…”
“Safety first. What are you? FIVE?”
“This is girl talk, so leave.”
“Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?”
“There’s a herd of them!”
“Do you think I’m scared of a woman?”
“You’re a nerd.”
“I’m late.”
“Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”
“You smell like a wet dog.”
“I could punch you right now.”
“Are you going to talk to me?”
“Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”
“If you can’t sleep…we could have sex?”
“Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?”
“Here, take my blanket.”
“I don’t want you to stop.”
“How could I ever forget about you?”
“You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”
“Run for it!”
“We need to talk.”
“Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.”
“I want a pet.”
“Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.”
“I’m not wearing a dress.”
“I’m not wearing a tie.”
“Quit beating me up!”
“Please put your penis away.”
“Don’t argue. Just do it.”
“I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”
“Hold still.”
“Enough with the sass!”
“Show me what’s behind your back.”
“I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.”
“Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.”
“Stay awake.”
“STOP INTERRUPTING ME!”
“You’re not interested, are you?”
“I’m not buying ikea furniture again.”
“Tell me you need me.”
“Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”
“I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”
“I had a bad dream again.”
“How could you forget your son’s birthday?”
“You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich.”
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