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@ginantonicgunslinger @aita-the-isu 

Ray-Ban Sunglasses reduced by 90%

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@ginantonicgunslinger @aita-the-isu 

ok

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We’ve got this. :D

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"This is art. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, stare at the art."

"Good. You should now feel mentally reinvigorated. If you suspect staring at art has not provided the required intellectual sustenance, reflect briefly on this classical music."

In compliance with state and federal regulations, all testing candidates in the Aperture Science Extended Relaxation Center must be revived periodically for a mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise.

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"Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!"

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"And then I was all, 'we pretended we were going to murder you'. That was great."

when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and she was like “goodbye” and you were like

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"Let's get mad! If we're going to explode, let's at least explode with some dignity."

He says what we’re all thinking.

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What moms are like when guests are about to be coming over…

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Four, I mean, five. I mean, fire!

Accidentally lit paper mache skull on fire.

PRO: neat flaming skull!

CON: studio might burn down

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"And I'm telling you. Spirit gems are the best gems for a warrior."

Agility makes you run faster, strength makes ALL melee hit harder, intellect makes you level faster, and don’t forget that stamina gives you more energy/rage/mana!

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12th doctor otherwise known as

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The Illusive Man would do it in the way least expected - ruining you until you kick your own ass as punishment.

Reblog if your icon can kick your ass

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Mrrggllrr? Mrrggllrr.

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The Idiot’s Guide to the Middle Ages...with a CHAINSAW. By the way, Sewing with a Chainsaw is what you do after you’ve gone to RANGER SCHOOL.

So yesterday with a chain saw…

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Tagged again!

I was tagged in this by the one, the only @atemplarteaparty.

1. Spell your name with song titles.

Nova Prospect - Machinae Supremacy. I Will Not Bow - Breaking Benjamin. Cavalry Captain - The Decemberists. Hook it Up - Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew. (I had to).  Offering - Larry Stephens. Last Man Standing - Hammerfall. All Arise! - The Decemberists. Shooter Guy - Miracle of Sound. (For I am a shooter guy at heart). 

2. Why did you choose your URL? In about 2007-ish, I was forced to close Crazy Nick’s Discount Warehouse and Import Emporium due to issues with the State of California, so, here we are. (Nah, srs answer, Khyron56 has just been my name for, like, everything, since I started making online accounts in like 2006). 

3. What is your middle name? Philipp. It’s a Welsh spelling. My parents were cruel.

4. If you could be any mythical creature, what would you be? A creative mind at Ubisoft, obviously. 

5. Favorite color? I’m going to be something of a stereotype here, either red or black.

6. Song you like right now? I’m keeping with the Doctor Who vibe with this one - here.

7. Top 4 Fandoms. World of Warcraft (and all associated lore, looking at you Warcraft). Mass Effect. Dragon Age. Doctor Who or Star Wars. (I’m not picking, you can’t make me. :P)

8. Tag 9 People: Well...shit. It turns out, I don’t actually know 9 people. Which is weird, because as @atemplarteaparty will attest, I recently spoke to every single human in the world, and they all said: ‘Eh, I could take it or leave it’. 

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A Good Day

So, I’m posting here solely for this: atemplarteaparty - you did a good job today. I is a proud husband-like object.

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Blog

So, I promise to stop spamming at some point today. This is probably the most active I’ve been on this website since, well...ever. In my depressed haze, I’d like suggestions on what the hell to do with my blog. I have no idea if anonymous asks are on, but please feel free to give me suggestions through whatever method you’d like. Tumblr, message, carrier pigeon, all your options are open.