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I’M DEAD AFSHGASJHJHA

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Wally-bear wears clothes because he likes to rip his own fur out.

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y’all be gushing over humdrum looking white men. like y’all faves be lookin like this

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im losing it

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when i asked my dad about these he just said “she likes van gogh” 

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to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around

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peter parker, entering his therapist’s office through the window with an apple juice in hand: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this

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m&m Duel

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We made a deal, Steve Trevor. And a deal is a promise, and a promise is unbreakable.

Wonder Woman (2017) dir. Patty Jenkins

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moral of the story is…..being racist and bitter makes you age like milk

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Its nice that we get to die someday. Imagine being immortal and suddenly you remember all the emberassing things you did in the last 2000 years. Horrible

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I JUST learned that this shirt cost them $10,000 to put into this movie… but they refused to compromise because they were like: he’s the hugest Golden Girls fan… this has to make the movie… so they paid $10,000 to use Bea Arthur’s likeness on this shirt…  Ryan Reynolds, you’re doing Deadpool so right.

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Did you know that?

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