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RAAAAAHHGHRRHAAAHGGHRAGG!!!!!!!!!  DESTR$O Y IT ALL!!!!!!

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heres MY non sburb au pt. 2

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Some of my favourite Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 1 quotes

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Announcing our drinks for the upcoming Homestuck x Requiem Cafe collaboration! First off is the Batterwitch Latte - A cake flavored latte using actual Betty Crocker ingredients (don't tell John) / Next drink at the Homestuck x Requiem Cafe celebration is the Strawberry Lalonde: Strawberry and Rose Lemonade topped with Sprite (Tastes like therapeutic gnostalgia) / Drink the rich with the High Blood: a Blackberry Butterfly Tea topped with Lavender Lemonade

Gamebro gives this drink 1.5 hats: Enjoy an exclusive soda built for gaming (Green Apple Mtn Dew) / Gamebro couldn't review this one because they spilled a Sburb Soda Beta all over their keyboard, but this one is a Dragonfruit Mtn Dew Code Red

It's Apple Juice. There's also a Candy Apple Cold foam. But it's Apple Juice. Don't be sus. / Only for the cryptically clever, we have a Rose Milk Tea with a Sweet Matcha Cold Foam

From Requiem Cafe's official Twitter! (Link in replies)

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original

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its 4 am

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KARKAT: YOU KNOW JAKE, I WAS KINDA WORRIED YOU WERE GOING TO BE EVIL, OR WORSE, AN ANNOYING LOSER, BUT YOU'RE ACTUALLY PRETTY OKAY.

KARKAT: I MIGHT EVEN GO AS FAR TO SAY YOU'RE "KIND OF A SOLID DUDE".

JAKE: Really??

KARKAT: YES.

KARKAT: I TRUST ANYONE WHO AGREES WITH ME ABOUT DANE COOK MOVIES IMPLICITLY.

JAKE: :D

JAKE: Wait what was that about being evil?

KARKAT: UHH...

KARKAT: I GUESS I FIGURED YOUR LAST NAME WAS A BAD OMEN OR SOMETHING?

KARKAT: LIKE, YEAH, TURNS OUT YOU'RE ABOUT AS SCARY AS A NUT CREATURE WITH A CONCUSSION, BUT I HOPE YOU CAN GET WHY I WAS SO APPREHENSIVE ABOUT A PROPSECTIVE ALLY SHARING THE NAME OF OUR MOST FEARED ENEMY.

JAKE: The british?

KARKAT: THE WHAT?

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no fucking way i managed to get this url

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i like to think that in earth c some random citizen made an equivalent to karkalicious as a joke, and then one of the earth c gang (probably dave) showed it to karkat and now it’s a running joke in their friend group. like someone will randomly send a link to karkat and as soon as he hears the telltale “karkalicious definition” he immediately tries to explode the other person with his mind

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jade and john hanging out?

Movie nights on the ship can get a little crazy sometimes.

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i love rose lalonde so much she is like "i want to play this game because i want to see my dead cat. not that he's that important to me but i'm going to try using a time machine in my mom's lab to teleport my cat. i ended up cloning my cat. i only knew him when i was five and i am thirteen now so i don't really care. the lab is on fire now. i'm going to take one of the clones and name it mutie. last year i made a snowman of my cat in my yard. my cat is dead now in my backyard. after i heard his last words i've been scrawling them in my journal ever since. i don't think much about my cat though. i found my cat's body in my mom's room and grabbed it. the world is about to be destroyed by meteors. i'm going to put my cat in this glowing orb now so i can revive my cat. now i am in a new world and my house is gone. my cat is here. i'm telling him i love him. i missed him so much."

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dirk is the type of doggy to chew up his puppets and regret it and get all sad later ( By the way he has biiiig pup eyes.. )

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postgame everyone realizes dirk walks around too silently and appears too suddenly for a bunch of teenagers w ptsd to deal w so to prevent anymore accidental weeb jumpscares they bell him like a cat

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i love all of ur dirk drawings you do him good

glad to know

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would you sit in front of this man

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dirks