kieran-kennedy
kieran-kennedy
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kieran-kennedy · 29 minutes ago
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Kieran: I know.
Kieran: maybe you should. I think it'd be really good for him.
Kieran: couldn't have said it better myself. do you have a lot of those moments? ones where you're all spent and tired after giving it your all?
Selene: so you claim 🤨
Selene: ohhhhh. maybe I should wear them. test his resolve, like you said.
Selene: yeah I have noticed that
Selene: I think it's more satisfying knowing you're all spent and tired and really gave it your all.
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kieran-kennedy · 5 hours ago
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Kieran: I think I do 😏
Kieran: yeah but maybe it'd be good to challenge him, you know? maybe wear them anyway.
Kieran: 1000000%. passion is everything in a workout. personally, I go super hard, all the time. there's not a time I'm not going hard.
Selene: like you know what I'm thinking right now 🙄
Selene: ohhhhh LOL so know I need to think about what I'm wearing then friday. cuz it sounds like my athletic shorts are gonna be a problem. the spandex ones, I mean
Selene: agreed. I think it's especially important in a workout
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kieran-kennedy · 7 hours ago
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Kieran: you wish 😏
Kieran: super dangerous, actually. I guess it'd depend on what you wore. like, for example, if you were in ... loose fitting clothes, it'd probably be slightly less dangerous.
Kieran: passion is good.
Selene: fuck you right back kieran
Selene: 🫵
Selene: my hands on help is very instructional. nothing dangerous about it
Selene: i'm veryyyyyy passionate about it in fact
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kieran-kennedy · 10 hours ago
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Kieran: you know what
Kieran: fuck you 😃
Kieran: he'd probably love hands on help. might like it a little toooo much tbh. could be dangerous
Selene: kieran please be serious. of course it wasn't me
Selene: it was the ex-marine I hired
Selene: sometimes people need hands on help. like idk if I was constantly correcting his poses he'd probably having a harder time distracting me. he'd be too busy.
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kieran-kennedy · 13 hours ago
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Kieran: that was you????????????? :/
Kieran: idk he seems super focused. how would you get him off focus?
Selene: so you could feel that red dot on your forehead every time you stepped in front of a window :/ ?
Selene: ohhhh I see
Selene: maybe I'll try to get him off-focus first
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kieran-kennedy · 1 day ago
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Kieran: yes, I do, Selene.
Kieran: I think he'd find it very fun to get you off-focus.
Selene: 😐
Selene: you think I care enough about our 3rd quarter acquisition budget that I would want to blast you into smithereens?
Selene: oh. I see.
Selene: do you think he's gonna try and get me off-focus as well?
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kieran-kennedy · 2 days ago
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Kieran: idk sometimes you get mad when I disagree with you about work stuff so I DO kinda think sometimes you want me blasted to smithereens
Kieran: helll yeahhhhh he's gonna be a pilates expert. especially if you're the instructor. though idk if he'll be able to focus hahaha
Selene: are you asking me if I would be sad if kendall fucking blasted you to smithereens
Selene: yes. it would irrecoverably alter the course of my life
Selene: maybe i'd go on a revenge quest
Selene: then I guess I'll be giving some pilates help friday ✅
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kieran-kennedy · 3 days ago
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Kieran: would you miss me if I floated into space or was shot down and killed by my weird uncle?
Kieran: he will be if you're there.
Selene: please don't do that. that concerns me
Selene: I sort of fear kendall would ask NATO to shoot you down from airspace 😫
Selene: no problem at all???
Selene: guess we'll see. do you think he'll be in the gym friday 👁️??
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kieran-kennedy · 3 days ago
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Kieran: lucky I wasn't made out of floating material back then. now? who knows. might float up into the sky at any given moment. 😔
Kieran: yeahhhhhh. I think he can handle you. no problem at all. 😏
Selene: good :)
Selene: doubly good because I truly do not remember everything from that trip. like for a while I was worried you were going to float upwards into the sky and I wouldn't be able to grab you but I have no idea why I thought that.
Selene: lmao. I just hope he doesn't mind when I'm a bit of a hardass. but only bc I know he's veryyy fit and can take it.
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kieran-kennedy · 4 days ago
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Kieran: no. I think certain parts are only for me to remember :)
Kieran: hahaha I think he'll definitelyyyy be open to all of that lol
Kieran: he'd probably like it haha
Selene: would you tell them about how I wore a parka even though it was may
Selene: or tried to bring a britta jug with me to class 😭
Selene: as long as he's open to all my pilates-based stretches. and genius instruction. and whatnot lolol
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kieran-kennedy · 15 days ago
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Kieran: maybe my forehead so people ask me about it :)
Kieran: ohh yeah I think he'd be interested in learning all of your methods haha
Selene: LMFAOOO
Selene: jesus
Selene: where would you have gotten it?
Selene: ah. big strong neanderthal huh.
Selene: maybe I'll go and then teach him my best hamstring stretches
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kieran-kennedy · 15 days ago
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Kieran: I think I would've gotten your econ test score tattooed on me
Kieran: I'm honestly surprised it didn't happen
Kieran: yes he's kind of an idiot with no brain. very caveman like. maybe you should join him for a workout sometime lol
Selene: no stamp no tramp I guess 🙂‍↔️
Selene: fuck. hmmm
Selene: lmaoo if we were really drunk I'm afraid we would have gotten a really bad inside joke or something. or maybe I would have gotten your bar food order tattooed
Selene: if we were slightly less drunk ... could be anything. our birthdates. our future plans to take over the world.
Selene: yeah. so I've heard. I know he uses the on-property gym a lot ...
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kieran-kennedy · 15 days ago
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Kieran: I don't want to be 😫
Kieran: haha what would we have gotten?
Kieran: yeah he's pretty handsome and jacked I hear
Kieran: idk... some of my best work is when I am sleep deprived
Selene: you could be! if you get a tramp stamp 😏
Selene: honestly surprised we didn’t get drunken tattoos in college
Selene: admittedly ? I am pretty partial to him
Selene: lolol please go in at least an hour later tomorrow for working so late
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kieran-kennedy · 17 days ago
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Kieran: I'm not some kind of a whore Selene!!!! 😮
Kieran: hmm you must be a fan of this guy if you're staying up so late texting him... just an observation!!
Kieran: I actually left the office not long ago. too wired to sleep lol
Selene: free idea? get a tramp stamp
Selene: of the Yale mascot
Selene: some guy was texting me 🤔
Selene: also not since college have I adhered to a normal sleep schedule
Selene: what about YOU
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kieran-kennedy · 18 days ago
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Kieran: yeah, big decision haha. guess I'll figure it out
Kieran: anywayyyyyyyyyy
Kieran: why are you still awake right now? 🤔
Selene: oh wow
Selene: two very different courses of action there. elopement vs permanent ink
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kieran-kennedy · 18 days ago
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Kieran: I don't know
Kieran: maybe I'll get a tattoo
Kieran: or get married in vegas lol
Selene: yeah.
Selene: how crazy, out of crazy?
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kieran-kennedy · 19 days ago
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Kieran: yeah, I get it.
Kieran: I just feel like I need to do something crazy sometimes in order to stay sane.
Selene: well yeah understandable. sometimes that's needed
Selene: but idk if it would even be a fun kind of risky
Selene: I love him obv. it can just be a lot with my brother that's all I'm saying
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