kieran-kennedy

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: really? because i think you kinda liked calling me that loool

Kieran: probably a combination of both.

Selene: occasionally cool

Selene: the mister kennedy was sarcastic

Selene: huh. is the great enforcer thing because of your experience in leadership at work

Selene: or more because of your personality?

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: i am pretty cool

Kieran: mr kennedy? haha you definitely wanna be told what to do.

Kieran: i would be

Kieran: i'd be a great enforcer too. like, there's consequences if you don't do what you're told.

Selene: perhaps your general demeanor

Selene: expressing incredulity is NOT automatic combativeness mr kennedy

Selene: mmm. do you think you'd be good at that

Selene: giving orders lol

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: what else could it be?

Kieran: you're being combative right now, lol.

Kieran: but yeah. I actually think you'd fucking loooove being told what to do.

Selene: if that's the explanation you wanna give 🤦‍♀️

Selene: the fuck

Selene: I have never been combative

Selene: hmm yes you typically have a long history of competence lol

Selene: ohhhh is that what you think I'd like??

Selene: it could be a nice change of pace. having someone else be in charge for once

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: that's just because I wear really nice and expensive cologne. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Kieran: well you can be very stubborn sometimes

Kieran: and combative

Kieran: but I'm pretty competent.

Kieran: and I think you'd like to be told what to do, honestly.

Selene: I'm not just saying that lol

Selene: whenever someone would drop down next to me in a seat at the lecture hall there would be the 'thank god it's kieran feeling. it's the exact feeling in the office during board meetings haha

Selene: lolol are you asking if I have trouble with authority

Selene: I don't mind being told what to do. by a competent instructor

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: definitely am.

Kieran: you're just saying that lol

Kieran: hmm. would you like that? being instructed and told what to do? hahah

Selene: maybe you are 😛

Selene: haha definitely not. I could probs set my watch on the consistency of them

Selene: uh huh 😼 maybe you need to be the one instructing then

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: I just said I wouldn't hold it over you 😛 clearly I'm nicer than you are.

Kieran: well that was a long time ago. maybe your feelings changed, haha

Kieran: I do my workouts a little differently 😏

Selene: good. we can both hold it over each other then :)

Selene: you were also that person in college for me but that's not a surprise lol

Selene: LOLLL trembling legs ... this sounds like marathon training as opposed to just a workout

Selene: yes haha you and that near-perfect memory of yours

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: nooooo i won't because i feel the same

Kieran: panting red sweating legs shaking etc

Kieran: i wouldn't let you forget it even if you tried hahah

Selene: hmmm. uh huh

Selene: will you hold it over me if I tell you you're the one person consistently making me smile these days?

Selene: ohhhhh ... panting and red and all that??

Selene: i'm going to remember everything you said

Selene: 📝

Selene: during any and all workouts

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: oh well. you're smiling bc of me obviously.

Kieran: 100% i'm confident in what i could give you

Kieran: i'd have you panting and sweating and red

Kieran: i told you i go hard

Kieran: with workouts

Kieran: 😏

Selene: 🙂‍↔️ try guessing

Selene: I feel the same way I feel it's probably the most effective when done with the two of us together

Selene: lmao oh yeah?? feeling pretty confident about what you could give me?

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: yeah? like what reasons?

Kieran: maybe we should give it a try sometime. together

Kieran: i know pilates is your thing but. i could give you a real workout

Selene: maybe. but for unrelated reasons 🙄

Selene: ah. will trust your guys' judgement then LOL

Selene: yeahhhhhh we're both under a lot of pressure with our jobs .... I imagine it'd be good for us. emotionally and mentally and physically of course right?

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: nahhh. I think you're smliing.

Kieran: totally best for him, 100%, he told me.

Kieran: maybe we both need to focus on being more workout tired then. it's been a minute since i've been that tired.

Selene: just so you know, the emoji was accurate. I am rolling my eyes in real life as well

Selene: hmm. alright. if you think that's best for him

Selene: lol. certainly wish I had more of them. I think workout tired is wayyy more satisfying than office tired. and actually I think workout tired is the sort of the only thing to combat office tired.

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: I know.

Kieran: maybe you should. I think it'd be really good for him.

Kieran: couldn't have said it better myself. do you have a lot of those moments? ones where you're all spent and tired after giving it your all?

Selene: so you claim 🤨

Selene: ohhhhh. maybe I should wear them. test his resolve, like you said.

Selene: yeah I have noticed that

Selene: I think it's more satisfying knowing you're all spent and tired and really gave it your all.

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: I think I do 😏

Kieran: yeah but maybe it'd be good to challenge him, you know? maybe wear them anyway.

Kieran: 1000000%. passion is everything in a workout. personally, I go super hard, all the time. there's not a time I'm not going hard.

Selene: like you know what I'm thinking right now 🙄

Selene: ohhhhh LOL so know I need to think about what I'm wearing then friday. cuz it sounds like my athletic shorts are gonna be a problem. the spandex ones, I mean

Selene: agreed. I think it's especially important in a workout

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: you wish 😏

Kieran: super dangerous, actually. I guess it'd depend on what you wore. like, for example, if you were in ... loose fitting clothes, it'd probably be slightly less dangerous.

Kieran: passion is good.

Selene: fuck you right back kieran

Selene: 🫵

Selene: my hands on help is very instructional. nothing dangerous about it

Selene: i'm veryyyyyy passionate about it in fact

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: you know what

Kieran: fuck you 😃

Kieran: he'd probably love hands on help. might like it a little toooo much tbh. could be dangerous

Selene: kieran please be serious. of course it wasn't me

Selene: it was the ex-marine I hired

Selene: sometimes people need hands on help. like idk if I was constantly correcting his poses he'd probably having a harder time distracting me. he'd be too busy.

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: that was you????????????? :/

Kieran: idk he seems super focused. how would you get him off focus?

Selene: so you could feel that red dot on your forehead every time you stepped in front of a window :/ ?

Selene: ohhhh I see

Selene: maybe I'll try to get him off-focus first

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: yes, I do, Selene.

Kieran: I think he'd find it very fun to get you off-focus.

Selene: 😐

Selene: you think I care enough about our 3rd quarter acquisition budget that I would want to blast you into smithereens?

Selene: oh. I see.

Selene: do you think he's gonna try and get me off-focus as well?

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: idk sometimes you get mad when I disagree with you about work stuff so I DO kinda think sometimes you want me blasted to smithereens

Kieran: helll yeahhhhh he's gonna be a pilates expert. especially if you're the instructor. though idk if he'll be able to focus hahaha

Selene: are you asking me if I would be sad if kendall fucking blasted you to smithereens

Selene: yes. it would irrecoverably alter the course of my life

Selene: maybe i'd go on a revenge quest

Selene: then I guess I'll be giving some pilates help friday ✅