kieran-kennedy

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: I know.

Kieran: maybe you should. I think it'd be really good for him.

Kieran: couldn't have said it better myself. do you have a lot of those moments? ones where you're all spent and tired after giving it your all?

Selene: so you claim 🤨

Selene: ohhhhh. maybe I should wear them. test his resolve, like you said.

Selene: yeah I have noticed that

Selene: I think it's more satisfying knowing you're all spent and tired and really gave it your all.

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: I think I do 😏

Kieran: yeah but maybe it'd be good to challenge him, you know? maybe wear them anyway.

Kieran: 1000000%. passion is everything in a workout. personally, I go super hard, all the time. there's not a time I'm not going hard.

Selene: like you know what I'm thinking right now 🙄

Selene: ohhhhh LOL so know I need to think about what I'm wearing then friday. cuz it sounds like my athletic shorts are gonna be a problem. the spandex ones, I mean

Selene: agreed. I think it's especially important in a workout

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: you wish 😏

Kieran: super dangerous, actually. I guess it'd depend on what you wore. like, for example, if you were in ... loose fitting clothes, it'd probably be slightly less dangerous.

Kieran: passion is good.

Selene: fuck you right back kieran

Selene: 🫵

Selene: my hands on help is very instructional. nothing dangerous about it

Selene: i'm veryyyyyy passionate about it in fact

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: you know what

Kieran: fuck you 😃

Kieran: he'd probably love hands on help. might like it a little toooo much tbh. could be dangerous

Selene: kieran please be serious. of course it wasn't me

Selene: it was the ex-marine I hired

Selene: sometimes people need hands on help. like idk if I was constantly correcting his poses he'd probably having a harder time distracting me. he'd be too busy.

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: that was you????????????? :/

Kieran: idk he seems super focused. how would you get him off focus?

Selene: so you could feel that red dot on your forehead every time you stepped in front of a window :/ ?

Selene: ohhhh I see

Selene: maybe I'll try to get him off-focus first

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: yes, I do, Selene.

Kieran: I think he'd find it very fun to get you off-focus.

Selene: 😐

Selene: you think I care enough about our 3rd quarter acquisition budget that I would want to blast you into smithereens?

Selene: oh. I see.

Selene: do you think he's gonna try and get me off-focus as well?

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: idk sometimes you get mad when I disagree with you about work stuff so I DO kinda think sometimes you want me blasted to smithereens

Kieran: helll yeahhhhh he's gonna be a pilates expert. especially if you're the instructor. though idk if he'll be able to focus hahaha

Selene: are you asking me if I would be sad if kendall fucking blasted you to smithereens

Selene: yes. it would irrecoverably alter the course of my life

Selene: maybe i'd go on a revenge quest

Selene: then I guess I'll be giving some pilates help friday ✅

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: would you miss me if I floated into space or was shot down and killed by my weird uncle?

Kieran: he will be if you're there.

Selene: please don't do that. that concerns me

Selene: I sort of fear kendall would ask NATO to shoot you down from airspace 😫

Selene: no problem at all???

Selene: guess we'll see. do you think he'll be in the gym friday 👁️??

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: lucky I wasn't made out of floating material back then. now? who knows. might float up into the sky at any given moment. 😔

Kieran: yeahhhhhh. I think he can handle you. no problem at all. 😏

Selene: good :)

Selene: doubly good because I truly do not remember everything from that trip. like for a while I was worried you were going to float upwards into the sky and I wouldn't be able to grab you but I have no idea why I thought that.

Selene: lmao. I just hope he doesn't mind when I'm a bit of a hardass. but only bc I know he's veryyy fit and can take it.

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: no. I think certain parts are only for me to remember :)

Kieran: hahaha I think he'll definitelyyyy be open to all of that lol

Kieran: he'd probably like it haha

Selene: would you tell them about how I wore a parka even though it was may

Selene: or tried to bring a britta jug with me to class 😭

Selene: as long as he's open to all my pilates-based stretches. and genius instruction. and whatnot lolol

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: maybe my forehead so people ask me about it :)

Kieran: ohh yeah I think he'd be interested in learning all of your methods haha

Selene: LMFAOOO

Selene: jesus

Selene: where would you have gotten it?

Selene: ah. big strong neanderthal huh.

Selene: maybe I'll go and then teach him my best hamstring stretches

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: I think I would've gotten your econ test score tattooed on me

Kieran: I'm honestly surprised it didn't happen

Kieran: yes he's kind of an idiot with no brain. very caveman like. maybe you should join him for a workout sometime lol

Selene: no stamp no tramp I guess 🙂‍↔️

Selene: fuck. hmmm

Selene: lmaoo if we were really drunk I'm afraid we would have gotten a really bad inside joke or something. or maybe I would have gotten your bar food order tattooed

Selene: if we were slightly less drunk ... could be anything. our birthdates. our future plans to take over the world.

Selene: yeah. so I've heard. I know he uses the on-property gym a lot ...

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: I don't want to be 😫

Kieran: haha what would we have gotten?

Kieran: yeah he's pretty handsome and jacked I hear

Kieran: idk... some of my best work is when I am sleep deprived

Selene: you could be! if you get a tramp stamp 😏

Selene: honestly surprised we didn’t get drunken tattoos in college

Selene: admittedly ? I am pretty partial to him

Selene: lolol please go in at least an hour later tomorrow for working so late

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: I'm not some kind of a whore Selene!!!! 😮

Kieran: hmm you must be a fan of this guy if you're staying up so late texting him... just an observation!!

Kieran: I actually left the office not long ago. too wired to sleep lol

Selene: free idea? get a tramp stamp

Selene: of the Yale mascot

Selene: some guy was texting me 🤔

Selene: also not since college have I adhered to a normal sleep schedule

Selene: what about YOU

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: yeah, big decision haha. guess I'll figure it out

Kieran: anywayyyyyyyyyy

Kieran: why are you still awake right now? 🤔

Selene: oh wow

Selene: two very different courses of action there. elopement vs permanent ink

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: I don't know

Kieran: maybe I'll get a tattoo

Kieran: or get married in vegas lol

Selene: yeah.

Selene: how crazy, out of crazy?

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: yeah, I get it.

Kieran: I just feel like I need to do something crazy sometimes in order to stay sane.

Selene: well yeah understandable. sometimes that's needed

Selene: but idk if it would even be a fun kind of risky

Selene: I love him obv. it can just be a lot with my brother that's all I'm saying