kieran-kennedy

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: maybe my forehead so people ask me about it :)

Kieran: ohh yeah I think he'd be interested in learning all of your methods haha

Selene: LMFAOOO

Selene: jesus

Selene: where would you have gotten it?

Selene: ah. big strong neanderthal huh.

Selene: maybe I'll go and then teach him my best hamstring stretches

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: I think I would've gotten your econ test score tattooed on me

Kieran: I'm honestly surprised it didn't happen

Kieran: yes he's kind of an idiot with no brain. very caveman like. maybe you should join him for a workout sometime lol

Selene: no stamp no tramp I guess 🙂‍↔️

Selene: fuck. hmmm

Selene: lmaoo if we were really drunk I'm afraid we would have gotten a really bad inside joke or something. or maybe I would have gotten your bar food order tattooed

Selene: if we were slightly less drunk ... could be anything. our birthdates. our future plans to take over the world.

Selene: yeah. so I've heard. I know he uses the on-property gym a lot ...

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: I don't want to be 😫

Kieran: haha what would we have gotten?

Kieran: yeah he's pretty handsome and jacked I hear

Kieran: idk... some of my best work is when I am sleep deprived

Selene: you could be! if you get a tramp stamp 😏

Selene: honestly surprised we didn’t get drunken tattoos in college

Selene: admittedly ? I am pretty partial to him

Selene: lolol please go in at least an hour later tomorrow for working so late

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: I'm not some kind of a whore Selene!!!! 😮

Kieran: hmm you must be a fan of this guy if you're staying up so late texting him... just an observation!!

Kieran: I actually left the office not long ago. too wired to sleep lol

Selene: free idea? get a tramp stamp

Selene: of the Yale mascot

Selene: some guy was texting me 🤔

Selene: also not since college have I adhered to a normal sleep schedule

Selene: what about YOU

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: yeah, big decision haha. guess I'll figure it out

Kieran: anywayyyyyyyyyy

Kieran: why are you still awake right now? 🤔

Selene: oh wow

Selene: two very different courses of action there. elopement vs permanent ink

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: I don't know

Kieran: maybe I'll get a tattoo

Kieran: or get married in vegas lol

Selene: yeah.

Selene: how crazy, out of crazy?

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: yeah, I get it.

Kieran: I just feel like I need to do something crazy sometimes in order to stay sane.

Selene: well yeah understandable. sometimes that's needed

Selene: but idk if it would even be a fun kind of risky

Selene: I love him obv. it can just be a lot with my brother that's all I'm saying

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: maybe I need to do something risky for once

Selene: yeah. understandable.

Selene: well

Selene: you do work too much

Selene: but if you go out with carter there is a risk of permanent injury.

Selene: so that's a concern. I want you to actually have fun on your off day. so

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: complicated and confusing and everything in between

Kieran: yeah he did

Kieran: idk

Kieran: should i?

Selene: oh. yeah.

Selene: that makes sense it feels complicated. when situations are complicated.

Selene: oooooooooh

Selene: he did?

Selene: are you gonna go ?

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: hmm, yeah, I think it feels complicated for him sometimes, though.

Kieran: actually, probably feels that way all the time for him

Kieran: yeah, I don't think her name is really harriet haha but he invited me to go out this friday

Selene: I want to preemptively pay them apology money

Selene: that's good. it's good to have someone he can breathe around. I like that it's me

Selene: what?? one of hester's friends???

Selene: carter just says things

Selene: you do work a lot, though. and deserve to do some relaxing

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: my heart goes out to this therapist

Kieran: yeah. I think he feels the same exact way.

Kieran: he made a comment about me working too much and that I'd be a lot more fun if I went out with one of Hester's friends lol

Kieran: I bet her name is Harriet

Selene: god imagine. lets blow-dart them and leave them in a therapist's office B)))

Selene: that's good he does. because it's familiar to me too. like in a way that lets me breath easier. silly as that sounds.

Selene: WHAT THE SHITTING HELL

Selene: why is he inviting you along??? and WHO WTF IS THIS HESTER GIRL

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: imagine if our dads just went to therapy 🤯

Kieran: I think he felt like a stranger at first, but then it felt like falling back into something really familiar.

Kieran: yeah, I've seen her in the office a few times. he keeps trying to invite me to go out with them. no offense but I don't wanna watch your brother make out with a girl named Hester 😬

Selene: they always want a reaction so they can act outraged about it

Selene: "copping an attitude." so unfair

Selene: you think?

Selene: I hope he feels known by me. like actually understood. moving here was probably a big change

Selene: what the fuck

Selene: who is hester???

Selene: like brought her around multiple times??? not really his style wtf

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: don't worry, I do haha

Kieran: think it makes him angry that I don't really have a reaction sometimes.

Kieran: big dummy. I bet he feels the same about you haha

Kieran: like

Kieran: that you know him well lol

Kieran: anyway your brother is a lost cause tbh - keeps bringing around this girl named Hester or something. maybe she will adopt him

Selene: jesus

Selene: please ignore my dad more. or do worse.

Selene: sorry he's like this

Selene: he's def not a dummy

Selene: maybe he was sick of hearing chips called crisps?? it's nice having him around though. he already knows me pretty well

Selene: not leash trained. also he legit steals my fucking good he is not adoptable

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: yeah, 100%. your dad was heated over one of the acquisitions I handled. kinda just ignore him (and my dad) most of the time. no offense

Kieran: what kinda dummy would leave london? I bet there was a reason

Kieran: yeahhh shit. he's probably not vaccinated or anything. very feral

Selene: hard to smile when our fathers walk in

Selene: though

Selene: this guy transferred here? from london? he's originally american but ever since he's been back work has been so much better

Selene: good idea. in fact maybe we pay the new owners the forty dollars? vet fees and the like

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: wellllll I feel like you rarely smile at work

Kieran: but I can't really blame you because I don't think I do either.

Kieran: have you thought about FB marketplace? charging a simple $40 rehoming fee would probably make him go quickly

Selene: well drunk for sure :))

Selene: lolol don't you think it's more likely you of all people have a predilection for making me laugh or smile

Selene: we tried giving him to this nice farmer. was too much for the old guy. property damage. breaking into the chicken coop. swallowing rocks.

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: not dumb

Kieran: drunk cute face maybe :)

Kieran: you're just delirious from lack of sleep, I think. it's late. that's why it's so easy to get you to smile

Kieran: i would have hoped that you guys put carter up for adoption or something at this point, no? 🙏

Selene: you're being very complimentary of my dumb drunk face

Selene: it's nice :))

Selene: that's very much another thing to smile about :))

Selene: both reasons coming from you lol .. should have known

Selene: carter would find something to make fun of, believe that

[kieran-kennedy]

Kieran: wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Kieran: why would I make fun of it

Kieran: you look so pretty

Kieran: I like your hair like this

Kieran: and your eyes

Kieran: sorry it's a really nice photo of you. nothing to make fun of at all

Selene: hmmm. your hair looks touchable in the photo haha

Selene: lol maybe I need to

Selene: I sold it for 7

Selene: well this is also an exclusive. for kieran only. I was drunk of aeperol here so you can make fun of it if you'd like

Selene: