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An electrifying experience

It was a dark and stormy night. A banquet was commencing, filled with laughter and drink, yet Micheal B. was distraught. Reclining on a balcony, he sighed. SUddenly, out of the corner of his eye, he spotted someone that made him scowl. Sviataslav. That disgusting fellow that caused him so much trouble. Those assassins could not even touch him however, although they were certaintly annoying. The grand aura of a prince far ousts those dishonourble assassins. As micheal watched, Sviataslav fell, letting out a yell. As Sviataslav braced for impact, he felt a strong arm grab him from behind. Opening his eyes, he witnessed the stable and strong form of micheal B catching him. "Careful now." Micheal whispered into his ear. Surprisngly, despite their more than thorny history, Sviatoslav felt something throb in his chest. "Get away from me!" Sviatoslav immediately pushed Micheal away. HOwever, the blush on his face, and the smirk on Micheal's was undeniable. What will this mean for the two? How will their relationship progress from here?

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First Order of the Holy Russian Empire

They've built a big ass wall.

It's big, it's beautiful

and It will keep the Mexi-I mean Mongols out

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Many Apologies

I'm not writing any fanfiction for the dels.

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The Proclamation of the Holy Russian Empire

Alexander Nevsky of Novgorod got really hungry and ate all the Hungarian troops in Russia. Thereafter, he stole the crown of the Hungarian Emperor and has now formed the Holy Russian Empire!!

The Empire is now recieving copyright strikes from the Holy Roman Empire over the name "HRE". The delegate of Alexander Nevsky is encouraged to send in a directive explaining his claim to the name.

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Herro Everynyan

In the east, the Mongol empire stirs.

Khan Koten could not escape the Mongol threat. The Mongols threw the rotting corpse of Zhu Ge Liang at the Khan, causing him to have a heart attack.

The Khan is recovering, and the mongols, inspired by the courageous actions of the Rotting corpse of Zhuge Liang, have returned to invade the Rus.

Fig 1.1: Rotting Corpse of Zhuge Liang

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Kievan Invasion of Mongolia

It all started when Sviatoslav rizzed up Nevsky. Khan Khoten made an attempt on Sviatoslav's life, but failed to deliver the piss barrel to his bedroom, hence it resulted in an explosion where khan's right testicle was blown off. in the process of constructing a prosthetic testicle, his left testicle got one clipped. Nevsky walked in on Yuri II and Chernigov, and tried to run away, but his horse got testicular cancer and set off Michael B's 1000 piss barrels, which resulted in half his troops losing aura

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There's a big ass hole where smolensk was cuh >:(.

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Something something pissbomb

The Khan has outdone himself now. The Pissbomb launched by Michael Bryacheslavich against Smolensk somehow had fissile material within it.

Smolensk is gone.

What the hell did you feed the slaves making the bomb.

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You've killed the Emperor of Hungary

Why would you do this?

A system of Alliances have activated following his death.

You've skibidi'd all over the dead emperor, now you've gotten us in a mewing competiton with the catholic empires

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The Clash of Titans

Two Retards Fighting

Khan Koten has decided to Rush to the Urals. With his enormous army of 5 E91Ms and 12000 troops, he has begun engaging the mongol army even after the end of the War. The Mongol empire no longer has any friends, and is caught off guard by this rat now gnawing on their leg. Time will tell if the Cumans can overcome the Mongol Empire.

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The Status of Kiev

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The Coalition of the Righteous

November 1242

Following various plots to remove princes throughout the kingdom, The three disgraced princes, Daniel of Galicia, Yuri II and Michael Bryacheslavich, have managed to push with their hungarian allies to the south of Chernigov. Their union has been called the Coalition of the righteous by their own men, but many are calling them puppets of the Hungarian Emperor.

Despite this, they have managed to push through the south of the country.

It is unknown why Yuri II has not moved his remaining border guards in Rostov-Sudzal to recapture the capital, nor why he has not summoned his son, Alexander Nevsky, to recapture the capital. However, this deteriorating situation in the Rus has allowed the Crusaders to capitalise. They have formed an alliance with the Hungarians, and now seek to invade through the south.

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The Crown of Kiev

The Right of Nature... is the liberty each man hath to use his own power, as he will himself, for the preservation of his own nature; that is to say, of his own life.

Amidst the burning ruins of Kiev, a new Grand Prince has risen.

Unlikely as it is, Dmitry Yuryevich has usurped his cousin, leading forces to crown him the Grand Prince of Kiev. It is unknown how the rest of the Yuryevich Family will deal with change in power, especially the Principalities of Rostov-Sudzal and Novgorod. These two principalities are ruled by direct family of Yuri II Vsevolodovich.

Civil was has come upon the Rus, and only time will tell what happens next. Principalities are urged to take sides in this struggle for supremacy.

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Unity of the Cumans, Invasion of Chernigov

The Great Khan has agreed with Michael of Chernigov to Split Pereyaslav between each other. Pereyaslav will be segregated into Pereyaslav and Cumania. Cumania has been united under the banner of the Great Khan.

In the West, the Hungarians have begun pushing into Chernigov and Kiev. Forces Loyal to Yuri II, Daniel of Galicia and Michael Bryacheslavich have come together to deal with the ursurpers of their thrones. The Crusaders have followed in their steed, with elite formations from France following them. The Mongol Empire has finally given up, and has decided to focus effort on Cilicia and Iran.

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The Triple Crisis

Idk how you did this cuh

Michael and Daniel of the Hungarian Empire have successfully launched an Invasion into Volhynia and Southern Turov, burning and looting as they go. It appears that Michael intends to return to Polotsk. Western Chernigov is under attack.

In the meantime, Yuri II of Kiev sends his armies to the North to defend Polotsk from enemy invaders. The Army enters Polotsk and ransacks the city, forcing prince Iziaslav to flee into the countryside.

Michael of Chernigov, Dmitry of Turov and Iziaslav of Polotsk have rallied their armies to depose the prince of Kiev, Yuri II. Their forces, numbering almost 19 thousand, overwhelm Kiev. Knowledge of the defences of Kiev obtained long ago has helped them break the defence easily. Yuri II flees to the countryside, far from the forces of Chernigov. He now resides in the ruins of Rostov, following a successful removal of the Mongols from Rostov-Sudzal

The Crusaders have redoubled their efforts in Polotsk. In the North, they push further into Polotsk, and are not far from Polotsk. Their forces have been repelled by the elite guard of the Polovotsian Army.

The Mongols have dug up the corpse of a certain chinese man to serve their army. His name is Zhuge Liang, and it is rumoured that he was a skilled military commander. What they're doing to his corpse is unknown for now.

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The Khan Retreats.

The Mongol armies no longer see the Rus as a easy target. Instead, they turn their eyes away from the Rus, taking whatever lands they can, leaving small garrions in their newly conqeuered territories and they are now going to invade Iran.