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the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.

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I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

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Andor makes me want to write a Star Wars fanfiction but it's so scary. What if I write "Glup Shitto was sitting on the balcony, drinking coffee and reading his favourite book", but someone comments "didn't you mean he was drinking glop-goppy and reading a holo-journal? 🤨" so I open wookiepedia to check it out and it turns out that they also never invented balconies in the star wars universe and Glup Shitto can't read because of the freak accident he suffered in the episode 10 of the 2024 show "Jar-Jar and Babu Frik". What then.

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bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)

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getting to know me for ~5 months or so then on month 6 things start to slowly click for you that ive clearly been trying to manufacture situations where you get struck by lightning

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Baby, no... The sex is great, I'm just worried about why your leitmotif starts playing in a minor key whenever we get down to it.

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3D Model Commission

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@allureriah

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[very clearly enamored AND elated] He fucking bit me.

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gonna be real for a minute. how do you kiss someone for LESS than twenty minutes

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yes & no by natalie wee

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hands are insane because they're the absolute sexiest part of a body veins tendons knuckles hair on the wrist and the back of the fingers bones and blood all close to the skin screaming I AM ALIVE AND I SHAPE THE WORLD AROUND ME freckles and scars and the cryptic spiral of a fingerprint on each digit but also you cover them up with gloves and they BECOME HOTTER for some reason. and then you take the gloves off and they're hotter again. science can't explain this

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how is “””pretty boy””” supposed to be an insult i’m the prettiest goddamn boy in town