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Can you guess who is my favorite bachelor?

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Couldnt stop myself from doing a version of this with Sebs and Sam from stardew hahahahaa 🤣🫶 (original is from milramemo on insta and x) and now that I have this out of my system back to requests of Seb villain >:D HEHEHE

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I did it!! I asked for his hand in roommate-age!

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throwing corn at a mountain face would fix me I think

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pam's sweet-talking savings victory (much needed) (not exactly sober)

[jojamart mockumentary #6]

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Just having some drinks at the local saloon.

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found this on my monthly tiktok scroll. i think we should add murder too.

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winter leah!! wife wfie wfie fwife wi

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I think Stardew Valley, The Sims, and Minecraft are all in the same category of game in that you play it obsessively for weeks, losing all sense of time, and then don’t touch it for months

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being good friends with evelyn and george but barely knowing alex is so funny. like bro i didnt call for you put your grandparents on the phone i have a recipe to swap with granny and a news broadcast to complain about with peepaw

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A softer moment for my favorite crusty neighbor (and an excuse to draw jellies!)

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did this rat just call me a dumbass in my own native language

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Stardew's Finest Market ☆

bachelors + bachelorettes

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"okay kid, i have a doctors appointment, you can handle this big fuckoff bus, i believe in you, keys are in the ignition, this thing DOES NOT HAVE INSURANCE so DON'T GET PULLED OVER, have fun"

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i accidentally napped and had a dream (nightmare?) where a new update for stardew valley released where everything was the same except on a random day in year 3 Evelyn would just straight up die. There was a whole cutscene that started in her house where she collapsed, and then transitioned over to the hospital where Harvey gave George and Alex the worst news of their lives. However, they got to speak to her where she said something along the lines of "Yoba will protect me, and I am sure he will let me watch over you."

Alex and George would not talk to the player for more than a few words for a full season after this event. George would spend most of his time in the bedroom, so if you had less than 2 hearts with him, you could barely ever speak to him.

And Alex... oh my god, poor Alex. If you were married to him during this event, he just stayed in bed all day. Otherwise, if single, he would just stand on the beach most of the time, staring off into the ocean. If you tried to interact with him, it would just say "Alex is grieving... Better leave him be."

There was also other NPC dialogue like mayor Lewis saying "I haven't seen the community in this state of mourning since your grandfather passed..."

there was also a glitch where you could make Evelyn live forever and there were entire guides for the "immortal Evelyn glitch" that got patched out in the next update. If you tried to perform the glitch after the patch, mr. Qi would tell you that "hey, it happens to all of us. We can't prevent it, and neither can you, no matter how hard you try."