kikoyal

[kikoyal]

HI I HAVE AN URRGE TO KILL MYSEF THE WRITING OF THE SMUT WHAT WHY I GATE MY LEIF I HOPE IE XPLODE SEEIGN THE NAME OF MY SMUT HC THING IS MAKING ME CTINGE I HATE MYT LIFE

[kikoyal]

HTIS IS SOS ILLY GO REEAD IT GUYS

⋆ SLEEPING ALONE? ⋆

headcanon ➫ BSD boys when they come home to find you sleeping with their clothes (ft. dazai, chuuya, akutagawa)

notes ➫ mostly gender neutral reader, 1 or 2 references to afab, some sex references

dazai

Dazai came home in the middle of the day because he got bored at work and he’s a fucking menace to society

You had spent the night and then stayed because you had the day off, were not expecting him to be home until later

(But honestly you should expect anything and everything from Dazai)

You had been picking up clothes that were thrown on the floor last night after some ~fun~

Picked up his button down and had this weird moment where you really missed him even though you just saw him, and he was coming home later

(You were probably about to start your period)

You laid back down with his shirt but accidentally fell asleep

(He kept you up very late)

Anyway, back to Dazai showing up

Evil laughs while he slips out his phone to take a pic that he would probably harass you with later

Re: menace to society

It does really warm his heart though, he absolutely adores you in every single way

He crouches down next to you and gently brushes your hair out of your face so he can press a little kiss to your forehead :”)

He jokes around and is a silly little man but truly no one has ever loved him as fiercely and deeply as you do

So he just sits next to you for a little bit, thinking abt this and how much he loves you back

He sighs before pulling back the covers and laying down with you, gathering you up all tight in his arms

You unconsciously toss the shirt to the side before fuckin bear hugging the poor man (still asleep, not much can wake you)

He sees you smile a little bit since you get to hug an actual Dazai :)

Realizes he absolutely cannot get up no matter what now, lest he disturb your slumber

Texts Kunikida that he can’t come back in for the day, puts his phone on DND because he knows its about to get absolutely blown up by the poor man who just wants to do his silly little job

Kisses your forehead a billion times before getting all comfy and falling asleep too :-)

Keep reading

[kikoyal]

take me like a good thing, k ?

mean! dazai osamu x gn!reader (readers anatomy is not mentioned but if ur amab then ur butt and if ur afab ur pussy ig bro idk) smut hcs

cw/tw : maschoism, i forogot what it was called but being turned on by tears, sadism, corruption kink, virgin kink, dub-con (?) + more !!

mean!dazai who'd be rough and unforgiving, use the slightest thing, talking to someone else for too long, anything, as an excuse to fuck you dumb, till everything that came out of your mouth was either his name, or completely incoherent

mean!dazai who would get off your tears and go even faster, sadisticly grinning when you cried and screamed, you were his after all, cry as much as you want, it only made him feel better.

mean!dazai would purposefully humiliate you and get you into trouble just to push you onto into an alley, room, closet- anywhere where he could have his way with you, whole you dont even know whats happening.

mean!dazai who wants to completely ruin your innocence, make you and your body fucking tainted.

mean!dazai who would use your pretty hole with anything, his cock, his fingers, toys, gloves, anything as long as it amuses him, and you have to agree, your his pet after all !!

notes : SORRY ITS SO SHROTT i got horny fro a whiel... EXPECT MOER IN THE FUTURE WHEN I GET MOER HORNY !!

A;SP I DDINT MENTON IT IN THE FIC BTU SAFE WORD DOES EXIST DW

[kikoyal]

〝 i regret you all the time 〞

☆ ★     kiko !

          he  ◜they◞ it or love

⿻      dni !

⌗      byi !

not a minor, im ok w minors interacting with my nsfw content !

[kikoyal]

# byi

♡     byi

1 - i am an empath, feel free to vent / rant to me !

2 - obssesed w pjsk n bsd

3 - i kin a lot of characters

4 - extremely chaotic

[kikoyal]

# rules

♡     dni

1 - pro/comshippers

2 - pjsk / bsd haters

3 - akikasa haters

4 - basic dni criteria, just dont be a jerk.

[kikoyal]

8 BILLION PEOPLE IN THE WORLD nsd i only fall in love w the ficitonal ones :33