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ooooh I got plenty of times *oreo comic ringing sound* 2000 million missing assignments
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i was preparing a wet specimen one day and my dad was like this reminds me of my work buddy who ties dollar store balloons to roadkill and watches them fly away. and i had to drop everything for a second and say no. no i dont think this is like that
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when it’s really bad again and it’s still way better than it used to be but it’s still really bad. and you do all the right stuff and you try and try and it still really hurts but it’s working but it still hurts and you go see the beautiful majesty of nature and your soul is so close to being at peace but your mind is still in pain. and it’s better but it’s still bad. and the sun is setting.
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I had a burger that made my stomach hurt so bad I stopped at two beers and a shot and went to bed at 11pm
it’s my 21st birthdayyyyy

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active fascist coup happening in my country but I gotta go to work and do my homework so like
#am just like. ok well I guess I’ll just hope my hrt won’t get taken#goes to class#what do you even do in this situation.
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oughhhh I want to be 9 years old drawing anime girls on napkins and reading Percy jackson I don’t wanna go to work get me out get me out g

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ok sober now the way I said this was cringe but I stand by it 🙏🏻
what is it with Americans and not wanting to take care of each other. I’m so serious lol
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two drinks in already thinking abt cultural individualism and its consequences 😞
what is it with Americans and not wanting to take care of each other. I’m so serious lol
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what is it with Americans and not wanting to take care of each other. I’m so serious lol
#everything transactional#idk maybe it’s my Hispanic ass upbringing#nobody left behind. i have the means to take care of my friends I will fucking do it#yes of course you can have my food. yes you can have my clothes. yes you can sleep in my bed. like whaf#‘you don’t owe anyone anything!’ since when is taking care of someone ‘owing’ smth?
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theres something about being disabled and needing to sit down constantly in public spaces that makes you notice how often benches are put up as tributes and memorials. and before i hit an age where i really started to need them as frequently i think i never fully understood the sentiment but now its become very endearing to me. a bit of relief and care for you in the name of someone who offered us the same… i dont think i had a point with this post but i hope everyone thats been memorialized as such knows how loved they were to become synonymous with respite even to total strangers
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