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I'm currently melting inside of my room, I fucking hate the summer

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Is there any limit you won't go. Like kids, or that kind of stuff?

"Limits? What limits? You honestly think I'd put limits for myself?! Children been cut open! Old people too! If they can suffer, then they will be targeted."

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Was the Crow possibly called Poe?

"I dunno, you think I just went over asked his name before stabbing him? I didn't loot his corpse either, got it?"

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You know, some people find killers hot for some reason.

"......Okay? Did you want me to be disgusted? Flattered? I cut people open for fun, I couldn't give a shit about someone finding me hot or some shit."

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Who was the first person you killed?

"If I remember correctly, it was some crow or something, don't really care to keep track who I kill, that's more so Crafty's thing."

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Where do you get that drug you're addicted to?

"Oh, easy, behind Cairview's, there's a crimson critter selling, sells high quality shit, but if you get my seller thrown in prison.... I'll fucking kill you.

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Do you consider any of the other killer critters critters to be your friend?

"......Nooo? I mean I can tolerate DogDay, and maybe Bubba, but the rest? Let's say our relationship is.... not well. I view them as co-workers, and Hoppy can go fuck herself for all I care!"

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I just wanna let any askers know that you are in the room with catnap when you are talking to him, he's doing it out of obligation, but won't even hesitate to kill you if you provoke him to do so

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How many people have you killed?

"Uhhh fuck..... I can't remember...." CatNap stood up from the beat-up chair held together by duct-tape and hopes and dreams and made his way over to a small wooden box filled with newspapers, taking out the first one and reading a headline. "Ah, forty-four, thanks newspaper journalists or whoever does this, you help us keep track of our kill count."

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"Favorite way to kill others Kitty"

"....Don't call me kitty. And to.... answer you, I don't have a favorite way, why bother having one, all I care is if it has bloodshed, flesh being pierced, a victim on the end of the knife!"

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Hello. It's nice to see you :3

May I rp with you?

Later unfortunately, I don't think my brain can currently proccess everything long enough due to me not sleeping in what...... three days, three days straight of no sleep

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Can we now more about Catnap?

Yes, and the other's too, however Catnap will only describe them how he seems him

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Is this also an rp blog?

Yes sir!

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Opened!

Opened for asks and whatnot. Currently only CatNap is available, but I assure you the others do exist, just aren't interacting right now.

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Master-post ig, and info, and whatnot. currently unfinished

The overall, the rebranding, the revamp! THE RE-RUN OF THE SMILING PSYCHOPATHS!!!!

Eight merciless, heartless, and unimaginably violent criminals, each haunted by their own darkness, have been drawn together by a twisted common purpose. Bound by their twisted common interests, they've united to forge…

The Killer Critters

They actually call themselves the smiling critters still but ughetuithg

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The victim's body exhibits multiple puncture wounds to the chest and abdomen. The suspected weapon is a kitchen knife discarded in the sink; blood analysis confirmed the blood on the knife match that of the victim. However, no fingerprints were found on the weapon. The body was found lying on the bed, with a blanket draped over it. However, a blood trail and signs of a struggle in the living room suggest that the attack occurred there, and the body was subsequently dragged to the bed and positioned there. No sign of forced entry or exit were found at the premises. Additionally, several wrappers and bottles found in the attic indicate that the attacker had been present in the victim's home for possibly weeks or months. No further evidence was found at the scene. Contact █████ to advise law enforcement to remain on high alert for 911 calls concerning an intruder, as this homicide appears to be another assault linked to the currently active serial killer known by the alias, 'The Midnight Piercer'.

CatNap

Height: 5'5 Age: 23 Weight: 123 lbs. Color: Purple/Lavender Family History: [REDACTED] Alias: Midnight Piercer Additional information: CatNap exhibits erratic and violent behavior characterized by episodes of bloody and frenzied mania, often accompanied by laughter. Recent reports regarding his appearance describe him wearing a white hoodie frequently stained with blood, dark gray baggy pants with a tattered left knee, grey dirty sneakers, and a brown bracelet on his right wrist adorned with a full moon pendant. Alarming mutilations include deliberate incisions on both cheeks and lips, performed in a distressed and uneven manner to create the appearance of a permanent smile. It is believed that CatNap inflicted these self-injuries, possibly using a knife, resulting in his teeth remaining constantly exposed and causing involuntary salivation.

Additionally, he appears to have an addictive tendency toward a substance known as 'Poppaeni,' a highly addictive drug that necessitates smoking for consumption. Usage of this substance can cause the user's breath to appear red, and chronic abuse may lead to severe health consequences, including damage to lung tissue, respiratory difficulties, sleep disturbances, persistent throat irritation, immunosuppression which increases the risk of cancer, and potential brain damage. Current documentation and limited photographic evidence indicate that CatNap's primary method of murder involves the use of a stained kitchen knife.

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