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“She left some on the porch but I’m not sure if it’s the right kind for newborns! Do babies have to take different formulas or is it all the same? I have no idea so that’s why I called you!” Okay, he was rambling a bit but finally able to get his breathing under control. Michael had just agreed to come help him out (he heard the sound of a car door in the background) so yelling at him should not have been a reaction.

In hindsight giving Michael a bit of context to this mess he was in might help him figure out what to do in the long run. After taking another minute to compose himself, and soothe the baby when she started to make distressed noises, (hurry up, Michael!) he started from the beginning:

“Long story short I found a girl who needed help come live with me until she could get back on her feet. Things happened and one night I woke up and she was just gone. Figured I’d never see her again and this morning at the crack ‘o dawn I wake up to someone pounding on my door and a baby on my steps.”

His daughter. Petra had left him his daughter with nothing but a purple blanket, a can of formula, and a note that said ‘She’s yours. I’m sorry. -P’

“I need an adult Michael...Or at least someone who knows how to be a parent.” His brother did raise a girl of his own after all.

Need an adult

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Need an adult

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‘Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it’

Welp....consider Gabe a slow learner.

“C’mon, pick up already.” He half whispered, half pleaded into his ringing cell. His current predicament was one he had never been trained for and no amount of warning could have prepared him for this! One hand held his phone while the other cradled a soft blanket. A blanket holding his newborn daughter, according to the note Petra left on the purple fuzzy blaket. That and a container of infant formula. At least his one night stand thought ahead that far. It still did nothing to mask his rising panic with a touch of anger. Right now he needed an actual adult to help him with this, so here he was calling the closest thing to a responsible parent that he knew.

His recently discovered half-brother, Michael. Who also happened to be a doctor.

Just as the ringing was about to go to voicemail for the third time he heard his brother on the other line, the man could not even get two words out before Gabe was all but begging for him to come to his house. “I need help! God, I, uh, need so much help with this. Just come to my house asap, uh, ok? Also can you pick up some infant formula at CVS if you pass one? Should be one by my on street. Do they even carry that stuff? I don’-I don’t know but she left one but it might not- sonofabitch!- Please just get here.” The words came out fast and with the panic he had been holding in spilling out like oil in a broken tank.

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SENTENCE MEME ⟶ SCRUBS / SEASON ONE ( episodes 01.18 – 01.21 ) always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

“Are you bummed out that we have the same name?”

“Do you get extra points for asking stupid questions?”

“You can kiss my man-sized ass.”

“I have a special evening planned. I will say it involves wine, an amazing dinner, and a safety word we’ve agreed upon in advance.”

“Me no likey mean guys.”

“You can pretty much bounce a quarter off my butt.”

“I think it would be so interesting if there was this whole romantic, creative, vulnerable side to him.”

“I live meaningless sex as much as the next guy but your timing could not be worse.”

“If I have to sit here and listen to this crap, I’ll need a stronger drink.”

“I got a good eight, nine minutes of sleep last night.”

“You’re sexy, smart. God knows you’re dangerous.”

“I just want you to know that I haven’t been in this relationship 100% and it’s because of how great you are and just exactly how much that scares me.”

“Bailing on you is the best thing that could have happened because it made me realize that I was sabotaging myself again.”

“If my hair gets even damp, it frizzes out and becomes wildly unmanageable.”

“Your growth as a human being is making sure you don’t repeat the same mistakes over and over.”

“Once you’ve accepted all sides of yourself, it’s a lot easier to sleep at night.”

“Everyone’s parents drive them crazy.”

“Parents have a way of making their children regress.”

“You can help me by minding your own damn business.”

“Here I engaged you and gave you the impression that I actually care, which is just so wrong.”

“I’ve had enough of you two conspiring.”

“It’s so cute when he thinks he’s in charge.”

“I think what surprised me the most was that I was actually surprised.”

“Have you ever reached a point in your life when you just really wished you knew how you got there?”

“Why is it so easy for parents to make us feel bad?”

“If we ever get married, we’re gonna have to talk about this in therapy.”

“He’s just a middle-aged lonely guy trying to get by and it would be nice if someone would give him a break every once in a while.”

“This might sound weird, but I’m in love with that guy and if I don’t sleep with him I’m gonna kill myself.”

“This is liquid crack, a mug full of sunshine.”

“You think you have the answers to everything but instead you end up throwing gas on the fire and everyone else has to pay the consequences.”

“Do you think you’re the only one with problems around here?”

“I can’t believe I talked to him about poop for ten minutes.”

“Don’t let him see what a neurotic mess you are.”

“I cry sometimes because I’m not sure there’s a cat heaven.”

“I want to win at everything everyday and you should too.”

“Sometimes your ego leads you into battles you can’t possibly win.”

“Feeling competitive isn’t a bad thing.”

“I was gonna be really kinky but then I got embarrassed.”

“Isn’t that what you were wearing when you left last night?”

“For me, human behavior is motivated 98% getting my dad to love me and 2% chocolate.”

“The second you look in the mirror and you’re happy with what you see, you just lost the battle.”

“I know a guy who can take care of him for us.”

“The yelling makes it seem like you’re mad at me.”

“Don’t be embarrassed about staring at my ass, you’re only human.”

“It’s a weird feeling when you realize you’ve lost the respect of four people at once.”

“It’s nothing compared to losing respect for yourself.”

“Maybe we could put on a movie and not watch it.”

“If I don’t do the very best that I can, I’m gonna hate myself forever.”

“What’s do bad about being adequate?”

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       honestly…

                 i thought that 

                             i would be 

                   (  d e a d  )

                               by now…

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my dad could beat up your dad

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it wasn’t my fault it wasn’t my fault it wasn’t my fault it wasn’t my fault it wasn’t my fault it wasn’t my fault 

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Me as a parent

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What’s it like to have a good father

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Operating….

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spaacemusings:

                   ——          &&; my heart has wept for those that i could not save

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Texas moodboard, requested by @ardxnel

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a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”

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#they are so cute