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Okay I'll say it.

It's 2023 and i think it's about time we stopped bullying this hideous thing.

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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

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vaginal discharge is when your pussy so bad they kick you out of the military or what ever

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if AI ever learns to greetext we might be in trouble

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You gotta feel for the guy that made his egg college style (in the microwave) and posted it on fb but didn’t realize you could see the reflection of his sausage and beans. If that happened to me I would simply pass away. I could take a picture of the sky and triple check it just to make sure my tits aren’t somehow in the shot before I post it online. It is a real fear. The guys follow up remains one of my all time favorites though.

Like I am so sorry that happened to him but he truly could not have addressed it in a funnier way

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thinking about beefsteak fungus. imagine you're walking through the forest. and one of these reaches out. and (tenderly, sensually) licks you

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I keep making my sock puppets make out with each other using my hands and the hot glue strings that connect their lips when I pull them apart look like yaoi drool. Fuck I am so hard

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