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At the post office today:

Man with beautiful silver undercut and a coach bag: can I get a sheet of stamps please

Clerk: does it matter what kind?

Man, with homosexual despair: EVerything matters to me, unFORtunately.

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Why are you problematic

just for fun

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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marie howe, in an interview with krista tippett of on being

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Faces in coffee.

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Last line tag game

I got tagged by @vincisor 💕💕

Rules: post the last sentence you wrote and then tag as many people as there are words in it

“Fuck me?” Adam asked.

Tagging @wereinsilly @littleconnections @manybumblebees @night-night42 if you want to and haven’t already been tagged 💕

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this pride month will be special because of giant ice snake will appear

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really good thing about eartha kitt I wanna be evil is how easy it is to invent new verses. I wanna be evil. I wanna throw cats. I wanna be evil. I wanna wear hats

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The duality of man

taskmaster S19E07

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Damn @prideknights you outdid yourself, the quality is impeccable! I love the poem and feel it in my soul💌

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can I interest you in baby trash panda chaos

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Jet Lag The Game + Even More Silly Little Textposts

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Anthony Gayton: Yearning

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ok so here's the thing

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boys like it when you imprison them in the ornate birdcage that hangs in the centre of your lair

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mens thighs!!!!! in slutty shorts!!!!!!!!!!