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I bet my life that Jarlaxle uses shimmer bodylotion.

I joked with some friends about drawing this… and I committed to the bit… why do I do this to myself? … do I commit further to the bit and do a calendar? 😐

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Well, Kim knows him longer than Zak, so double yes. He was always like that.

Artemis Entreri probably first thought Jarlaxles laughing foolish nature was a complete facade. A clever cinematic mask to wear to outwit people.

Then the slow horror of learning its not always a facade and Jarlaxle can be a big fool at times and is genuinely giggling to himself. Despite being a cunning ruthless merc leader also

Then the extra headache that it is sometimes a facade and he’ll never truly know sometimes when the mask and the real Jarlaxle part meets. If Jarlaxle is pretending to be foolish or genuinely about to do something foolish. Or both

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Jarlaxle: *running around with the newest dangerous magical artifact he got and giggles* Artemis: *sigh* Kimmuriel: Same. Artemis: I told you to get the fuck out my mind Kimmuriel: No need for mindreading at this point, I just feel the same. I also want to run away and scream into the Abyss. Artemis: Did you ever do it? Kimmuriel: Every time. Wanna join? Artemis: Actually, yes.

Artemis Entreri probably first thought Jarlaxles laughing foolish nature was a complete facade. A clever cinematic mask to wear to outwit people.

Then the slow horror of learning its not always a facade and Jarlaxle can be a big fool at times and is genuinely giggling to himself. Despite being a cunning ruthless merc leader also

Then the extra headache that it is sometimes a facade and he’ll never truly know sometimes when the mask and the real Jarlaxle part meets. If Jarlaxle is pretending to be foolish or genuinely about to do something foolish. Or both

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Kimmuriel: everyone thinks I'm a soulless walking weapon. That's boring, I'm leaving

Third born son dilemmas in Menzoberranzan

Drizzt: everyone thinks murder is fun. That’s bad, I’m leaving

Jarlaxle: everyone thinks murder is the only way to have fun. That’s boring, I’m leaving

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Finally, some good fucking WOTSQ art!

drow novel

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They definitely should fuck about it

Complaints Kimmuriel has made about Artemis to Jarlaxle over the years

- he keeps touching my stuff

- he keeps stealing my stuff

- he keeps rearranging the stuff in my room

- he keeps adding new stuff to my room and thinks I haven’t noticed

- I told him to die and yet he lives

Complaints Artemis had made about Kimmuriel to Jarlaxle over the years

- he uses psionic shield and walks on Lego before poking me

- he uses psionic shield and walks with socks on cold puddles before poking me

- tried to hypnotise me into a chicken

- hissed at me

- I told him to die and yet he lives

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"My dear Kimmuriel"

Baenre men are clearly obsessed with him <3

Close-ups under the line:

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Drow Cuisine - Black Sporebread.

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What kind of underwear drow males wear?

I need your help guys. Feel free to explain and add more options in tags/comments/reblogs. Also possible that undies differ based on the class. If you have a thought what undie a certain class/person wears, share it too. We need it for research.

Here is a pic to help:

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heh lol

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Rai'gy: Do you know what's the most heretic thing I ever did? Kimmuriel: Rai'gy: You. Kimmuriel: Kimmuriel: *kicks him out of the bed*

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Sleeping chart for drow/LOD characters

What do you think?

1. Sleeps a lot:

2. Has trouble sleeping:

3. Sleeps less than a horse (*horses sleep ~3 hours in every 24!):

4. Snores:

5. Talks in sleep:

6. Has mostly funny dreams:

7. Has mostly nightmares:

8. Sleeps in weird positions:

9. Sleeps at weird places:

10. Sleepwalks:

11. Has mosty erotic dreams:

12. Early bird:

13. Night owl:

14. Has problems with getting up:

15. Has evening ritual before going to sleep:

16. Likes to sleep alone:

17: Can't sleep alone:

18. Read in bed

19. Eats in bed:

20. Don't have dreams:

21. Sleeps with lots of blankets / pillows:

22. Sleeps with a plushie:

23. Ducks the head under the pillow/ blanket:

24. Can sleep in noise:

25. Can sleep only in quiet:

26. Does something weird during sleeping:

+ Add more interesting detais about your favourite characters sleeping!

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Do you have any reference pictures of your Rai'gy design? I'd love to draw him :)

I have many WIP-s including him but the fact I'm trapped in a body of a working adult makes it difficult :D I dedicated this month for my Rai'gy/Kimmuriel ship, so you will see more of him!

Currently I have this portrait:

I tried to capture his adorable personality with the look that makes you think immediately that he is superior and you....well, not. I gave him more angular features than Kimmuriel and I made his eyes pale gold. I have to work more on his "fuck up iblith" lips tho.

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If Kimmuriel would read my mind while I'm sitting next to him, he could simultaneously read the book I would read through my mind.

I got bored at work

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I got bored at work

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Could you say no?

Join with me

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Gromph: These psionic lessons are fucking gay Jarlaxle: You want to end them? Gromph: Hell no