#scryingrambles

[kimmurielscryingmirror]

What kind of underwear drow males wear?

I need your help guys. Feel free to explain and add more options in tags/comments/reblogs. Also possible that undies differ based on the class. If you have a thought what undie a certain class/person wears, share it too. We need it for research.

Here is a pic to help:

[eldritchmist]

Friends calling me out, I refused because I have things to do.

The things I have to do: sticking cute poison labels on my perfume bottles.

[kimmurielscryingmirror]

If Kimmuriel would read my mind while I'm sitting next to him, he could simultaneously read the book I would read through my mind.

I got bored at work

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I'm really curious, is there any difference between illithid born from a male / female host?

Physically, mentally? What do you think?

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Just a blorbo shit for our boy

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I want an illithid plushie.

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The moment when Jarlaxle drinks the mindreading potion and suddenly he starts to hear the thoughts of everyone and realizes that Kimmuriel was born like this and feels this in every fucking moment and Jarlaxle feels sorry for him is priceless.

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Ok guys, hear me out

you remember these sticky toys right?

Illithid tadpoles from the same material just to throw them into your homies' face?

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Arabian perfumes to drow - shitpost

Today I was in a perfume-shop and I just got the feeling that some arabian perfumes would be very suitable for drow. If I think back to descriptions of the incenses, oils and stuff they use, always the strong, heavy, deep scents are the first to come to my mind.

So I checked some of arabian perfumes from the trademark Al Haramain and I found some incredibly drow-styled bottles and also scents. The matrons (and literally all nobles, especially the fancy wizards I'm looking at you Nalfein and Pharaun) would going crazy for these.

Look at these bottles (click on them, their sizing is crappy):

Al Haramain Dehnal Oudh Ateeq

Al Haramain Narjis

Al Haramain Solitaire

A spider bottle: omg omg omfg I looove it

Al Haramain Mukhallath Seufi

Holy facking shit:

Al Haramain Basma Noir

This is a stalagmite lol:

Al Haramain Khulasat Al Oud

Elegant wizard stuff:

Al Haramain Hayati

Al Haramain Attar Lamha

Al Haramain Najm Noir

Xcuse me, what:

Al Haramain OYUNY

Pics from the original site & google - NOT COMMERCIAL

[kimmurielscryingmirror]

Rai'gy: Do you know what's the most heretic thing I ever did? Kimmuriel: Rai'gy: You. Kimmuriel: Kimmuriel: *kicks him out of the bed*

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Whenever I think of the fact that Kimmuriel is tiny (tm) I struggle between 2 feelings: picking him up and squeezing tight like a plushie OR avoid touching because he is so fragile

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It's kinda funny how my gang uses the names of certain drow as referring to a behavior. Like verbs.

"Oh no, he started to drizzt again"

"Would you simply have fun instead being this kimmuriel?"

"If you start to jarlaxle now, I swear I kill you"

"Watch your language, you're not in the Bregan D'aerthe"

And I swear you all know what behavior are these about.

[kimmurielscryingmirror]

Drow homie gang rambles

Having a rogue friend is like the janitor of your house asks you to tell your friend that the building has a door and no need to use the rooftop windows to get in.

He still uses the rooftop windows.

Whatever.

[kimmurielscryingmirror]

Just reading the Road of the patriarch and I got the idea that master Kane and Kimmuriel would be buddies.

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Sava night quotes

bc of why not /translated to common from our recorded sava gaming night some weeks ago/

"You are so stupid a tadpole wouldn't gorge a little from your brain"

Mist: You are a sore loser, Mizzrym. Morfein: Yeah, just like your brother. Rune: Wait, I don't have a brother Mist: Exactly.

"Ok, I'm saying it slow for you to understand: swallowing the dice is also c-h-e-a-t-i-n-g"

Rune: I would win too if my mom would have bang with an illithid" Mist: Take it back or I'll hit you with this pan

"Yeah, so sad when your mom banged a goblin and you inherited the brain from the wrong side"

Morfein: I said no weapons in the room! Rune: So why the Oblodran is still in there?

"So obvious you are the thirdboy"

Morfein: Zin-Carla! Mist: You cannot cast a Zin-Carla, you don't have enough points Morfein *picks a dictionary*: May I read you the definition of cheating?

"Illithids do not fuck, goddammit!!!!!"

Morfein: *screaming* Rune: *throws a dice into his mouth* Mist: U kiddin me Rune: Lol it was so easy, take a try Morfein: whhfhuck

"I wasn't this fucked since I tried to pet a skunk"

Morfein: You cheater, you betrayer, you....! Mist: Just say "drow", it's easier.

Rune: You are the proof that one can live without heart. Mist: And you are the proof one can live without brain.

Rune: *smirks* Mist: Think it again and I'll burn you into ashes. Rune: See? That's I was speaking about! Morfein to Mist: I give you my next roll if you say what he was thinking of.

Morfein: IBLITH! Rune: You are the iblith! Mist *rolled the 3rd since they started to yell*: Hate to interrupt guys, but you both lost.

"You cannot call me abbil while you fuck my matron"

Mist: Stop calling me haszak! Rune: I didn't say anything! Mist: You thought it! Rune: Yes, that's the point!

Morfein *rolls a cast*: Ok so I use necromancy and resurrect myself Mist: You cannot! You are dead! You couldn't even roll because you are dead! Morfein: I'm a poltergeist Mist: No, you are a cheater! Morfein *rolls again*: Abracadabra

Morfein: I cannot believe you betrayed me! Rune: I don't get it Morfein: We were allies! Rune: ...yes?

Morfein: How you can roll Lolth's favor you heretic shit?! Mist: It looks she likes irony Mist: Now die

Mist *rolls demand*: I demand Rune to shut the fuck up. Whenever you say anything you'll give me your roll. Rune: Uhh dis sucks Mist: One Rune: fuuck

Note: in our version you can roll casts, demands or forbids if you are on a specific pane, the strongness of them depends on how many you've rolled and on Lolth's favor which you also have to roll for.

[kimmurielscryingmirror]

You can choose just one

I want a "No freedom, only survival" purple.