kimwexlerofficial
kimwexlerofficial
Kim Wexler
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-albuquerque attorney || Defending my husband || She/Her-
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kimwexlerofficial · 2 years ago
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Me and Jimmy use the same Spotify account and this was our most listened to song this year.
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kimwexlerofficial · 2 years ago
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What does this mean
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kimwexlerofficial · 2 years ago
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i saw it
i was in the freddy movie you just couldn't see me because i was really far away
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kimwexlerofficial · 2 years ago
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Jimmy not like that
Jimmy, I have a idea for you, what if we ruined Howards life.
I’m picking up what you’re putting down.. I’m going to kill him with hammers
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kimwexlerofficial · 2 years ago
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TRICK OR TREAT!
Happy Halloween!
Here take your pick
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kimwexlerofficial · 2 years ago
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Jimmy you need to go to the hospital
FUCK MY LIFE i just set up the most devious contraption in which i suspended an anvil directly above hamlin’s door, but in the heat of my excitement i went to test the trap Leading to the anvil descending atop my melon at high speeds FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
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kimwexlerofficial · 2 years ago
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Jimmy dont you fucking work with him
Wizard in my office needs legal council says he can’t pay in cash but can provide me with 3 wishes.. seems fishy. Isn’t that the shit genies do…..i don’t trust him
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kimwexlerofficial · 2 years ago
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I can tell
i would never call saul.
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kimwexlerofficial · 2 years ago
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Why would you say that to him?
i would never call saul.
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kimwexlerofficial · 2 years ago
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The what
The demon horse approaches..
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kimwexlerofficial · 2 years ago
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You got to be rizzing me right now.
Skibidying my way to mc Donalds ummm I’ll take a sussy ohio burger with a grimace shake and an extra side of rizz no cap 🔥
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kimwexlerofficial · 2 years ago
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I did hear you giggling one night as I walked out to see you lighting the postcards on fire.
does anyone remember when i had wings
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kimwexlerofficial · 2 years ago
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Jimmy please tell me we are not being kicked out of the country.
Hi Jimmy How's it been going?
KIM my beloved! It’s been going well! I’m wanted in nearly every state! But hey, Gotta catch ‘em all😁😁😁
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kimwexlerofficial · 2 years ago
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We did not need to know this Jimmy
On the shitter
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kimwexlerofficial · 2 years ago
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Jimmy we should go, it might be nice to talk to Chuck again.
I love the world!! I love my brother, Jimmy! 😁😁😁 Im a changed man
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kimwexlerofficial · 2 years ago
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What?
Just got back from a business trip to Texas.
Did I miss anything?
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kimwexlerofficial · 2 years ago
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Just got back from a business trip to Texas.
Did I miss anything?
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