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Seungmin: how was your honey moon?

Changbin: Felix got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.

Changbin: he said "good luck trying to return me without the receipt."

Changbin: I love him.

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Hyunjin: don't worry, just because you opened up a little doesn't mean I'm going to be less afraid of you.

Hyunjin: I'm still terrified.

Minho: thank you. I appreciate it.

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Felix: *hits his hand on a table*

Felix: OW! MY ARMKLE!

Jeongin: your what?

Seungmin: his wrist.

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Chan: what's your blood type?

Jeongin: how would I know?

Chan: how would you NOT?

Jeongin: who am I, Karl Lendstiener, discoverer of blood groups?

Chan: you don't know your OWN blood type, BUT YOU KNOW WHO DISCOVERED THEM?

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Hyunjin: thanks for helping me.

Jisung: how am I helping you?

Hyunjin: well just by being horrible and making me look better.

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Hyunjin: if a villain got you, I'd hunt them down to the ends of the earth so they could face justice.

Seungmin: if you asked, I would k*ll every person in this room without a second thought.

Chan, visibly disturbed and a little bit scared: you guys know normal couples don't say these things to each other right?

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MC: what is Lee Know's best feature?

Jisung: ahah his BIG D-

Stray Kids: *holds breath*

Jisung: -ARN heart

Stray Kids: *relaxes*

Jisung: and his big di*k.

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Changbin, about Felix: I can feel him undressing me with his eyes

Seungmin: I don't know buddy, he isn't laughing

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Jeongin: you're smiling, did something good happen?

Minho: I can't smile just because I feel like it?

Hyunjin: changbin hyung fell during practice today.

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Chan: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE

Chan: *aggressively throws water bottles at the members*

Jisung: uh...

Seungmin: he's trying to yell mental health and well-being into us

Chan: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU

Changbin: *crying* it's working

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Changbin: bored might start crying for no reason

Chan: sounds like a typical Friday night

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Felix: I was born and raised in Australia.

Hyunjin: which part?

Felix: all of me except my right arm, she's Russian

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Minho: "Go to hell" is so abstract.

Minho: "Get trapped in a porta-potty for 67 months" now that's specific. That's possible. That's terrifying.

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Chan: we're going on a road trip!

Jisung & Felix: YAY

Minho: remember, we're leaving them there and not looking back.

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Chan: you didn't even react. you have to react when people cry!

Minho: I did! I rolled my eyes.

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Hyunjin: my head hurts

Minho: that's just your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity

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Changbin: *enters the room*

Minho: do you ever feel pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?