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All Eyes on the Sumoud Convoy
Eyes on the road people. Eyes on the thousands of people on their way to the Gaza border to break the siege.
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I had a dream last night that tumblr came up with a pride flag for closeted gays and it was just a light blue flag with a shrimp on it. People would also wear shrimp pins on their lapels for some Reason???
and the vegan gays started Discourse because shrimp deserved more respect
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been a minute since we had some shrimps


the girls are chilling still
so many babies
#i really want a crayfish#but we are trying to be responsible unfortunately#gar's tanks#shrimpblr#neocaridina
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things you DO NOT need to be a man
a dick
he/him pronouns
XY chromosomes
things you DO need to be a man
the swiftness of a coursing river
the force of a great typhoon
the strength of a raging fire
the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon
^this post was brought to you by LGBT^
Let's
Get down to
Business
To defeat the huns
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I actually do feel like the "unemployed friend on a Tuesday" meme actually helps de-stigmatize unemployment because it frequently affirms that when you don't have a job you're more likely to be getting up to some weird shit rather than just lazing around. But I also feel like the unemployed friend is frequently up to some random shit because there's a whole pile of miscellaneous life tasks that full-time employment keeps people from. The unemployed friend is helping their cousin move, or babysitting, or checking in with a neighbor with mobility issues. The unemployed friend is a walking thesis on the inflexibility of our current labor landscape and just how much work exists outside of work.
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I present to you the absolute critter: the honeycomb catfish
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They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames
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Guys guys, I found duckweed in my EYE. MY EYE.
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if you don’t know the difference between a hare and a rabbit you’ve never gazed into the cold wild eyes of a hare and known that if it could speak it would speak backwards
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Keep scrolling, there's nothing fishy going on here
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i'm on a lot of nyquil right now
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YAY!!!!
ID: Orange and white tabby laying on his back being pet on his chest, he is raising his arms in the air
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Cavemen didn't have clocks yet, so it was a mystery to them why the sun suddenly started setting and rising an hour later or earlier when daylight savings changed over. Now we know.
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