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man, I love this character so much! [fills them with a deep and inescapable yearning which they don’t know how to fill or even name]
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Anyone remember basketball? — what happened to that ? Where did it go?
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the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features
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New chapter of the healer's mice came with this EXTREMELY funny vision.
Bonus under the cut
The children got get.
#cookie run kingdom#crk#the healer's mice#pure vanilla cookie#healer cookie#black raisin cookie#wizard cookie#strawberry cookie#gingerbrave#I love this fic so much and this is such cute art!! I want crow therapy to be real so I can attend it#I think crow therapy would fix me
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feeling self-indulgent again
#the wings! the little paws! the outfits!#crk#cookie run kingdom#pure vanilla cookie#shadow milk cookie#pureshadow#shadowvanilla
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He just said, "Is he alone? He's mine."

#fount of knowledge#healer cookie#healerfount#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla cookie#pureshadow#shadowvanilla#crk#cookie run kingdom
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CRK sexyman round 4
#cookie run kingdom#crk poll#cr kingdom#crk fandom#cookie run poll#crk#cookie run#eternal sugar cookie#shadow milk cookie
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Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away
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Things are going great at the Garden of Delights! wait wdym there's a fog that makes you forget everything
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[while being redirected to another website] woah woah hey easy now hey stop it what the hell get your hands off me man
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*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this
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"New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually" is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They're not exactly urban animals. I'm pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you'd see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.
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when you want to play your video games but dont have the energy for it its like who wants to be my proxy that does the gameplay while i watch and make every decision in the game from the comfort of my bed
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