#silent salt cookie

[fishymom-art]

Not really an ask but man, everything that everyone goes through in the Fix a Beast AU is really sweet and tragic, but I’m also laughing to myself thinking about when Eternal Sugar and Silent Salt finally come out into the game, and then get added to the AU. These guys are gonna get caught with no context to whatever happened before they were here.

Like what do you mean two of y’all are dating your ancient counterparts/soul jam thieves, and what do you mean one of the supposed “good guys” stole everyone’s soul jam for some insane plan? It’s very interesting keeping this in mind

This is how it’s gonna go

(This is first time I drew them, give me a break)

((Cut one of Sugar’s pair of wings, because that’s too many)

[georgie-19]

Love the flowers!

the beasts having a Might of the Ancients moment

[thepalladium1]

what do you even call this au

[cheesecakemermaid1048]

Way to be mean guys,sugar and salt want cake too, and you are hogging it all for yourselves!

also love how spice is standing instead sitting down lol

[silentsalty]

(OOC: for context shadow milk cookie and silent salt cookie swapped appearances, to see how many people they could fool!)

*sigh*… hello folks, ready for some… chuckles? chortles? guffaws?

@seraphim-dreamer

@vanillaflavoredking

@goldencheese-c00kie

@thelocaldrunkberry

@a-lilyinthevalley

@kingof-resolution

@yourlocalnottruther

@burn1ng-sp1ce

@masters-fav-apple

@deceitful-radio-host

[silentsalty]

And you don’t think to free the rest of us why?

@theapatheticflour

Spoiler?? Ish?? Idrk

Dunno why this is funnier in my head. Mystic flour casually breaking her glass container and walk off from the laboratory to go back to the ivory pagoda 💀

Bonus panel:

Homegirl js wanna go back home and pet her dog

[theapatheticflour]

Care to settle this dispute for good? An old fashioned duel?

Why would I agree to a match I'll certainly lose?

I may know defenses however agaisnt you and the sword i stand no match

I am a healer after all

[cjskribblez]

Wake me up when their banner drops

[silentsalty]

…I had a father?!

"By my side, you will always be safe, my Queen"

Elder Faerie's father.

[sketchywasteland]

beasts pre-corruption

[affogatoc00kie]

So… you’re a fish…yes?

...More or less... For Politics is like a river, and I am a fish

[silentsalty]

Oh that reminds me.. I need to file a restraining order against that failed facsimile of the lady…

Me and my boo when we’re both evil white lily

[fandomchurch]

Congratulations to Burning Spice, Mystic Flour, Shadow Milk, Eternal Sugar, and Silent Salt for getting married!!!

RISE OUR EVIL POLYAMORY! CAUSE CHAOS!!!

Dark Enchantress Cookie is the officiant of this chaotic wedding by:

[silentsalty]

@yourlocalnottruther

…what is this?

[silentsalty]

Thank you,

sleepover! (this is definitely an illusion XD)

[goldencheese-c00kie]

Oh… you must be the golden sovereign..

Indeed I am! And you must be... Silent Salt? From what I've heard you and White Lily are a thing? Or am I wrong?