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Concept: You walk outside one night and notice that there are two full moons. A few hours go by and they don’t seem to move.

You stare up at them.

They blink.

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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

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"craving a food means your body needs something that food can offer" now what the fuck does my body need with an ice cream

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happy pride! please be kind to yourself. never let them win

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"Happy Dinosaur Day"

I haven't met a child yet that doesn't like dinosaurs...no matter what their age!

Travelin' Matt enjoyed his time tending to a herd of dinosaurs in Melbourne eons ago.

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frolicking with mama :)

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I grew up in Pennsylvania, went there exactly once when a girl I was dating from Georgia visited, and found myself caring about absolutely nothing other than the woodwork on the furniture.

Gay is a really funny minority because with other minorities it's like "first black president! first female nobel prize winner' or whatever but with gay people it's "first openly gay" because we all already know there's been a bunch of gay ones already. like nobody even disputes this. gay president? yeah pretty sure we've had gay presidents. gay, you know, king of england? what you think none of those motherfuckers have been fucking gay?

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sending "?" to represent myself tilting my head like a dog

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And here we find a rare instance of a Humans Are Space Orcs post from Tiktok that isn't an AI voice reading a reddit post over a minecraft video.

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You have a cat named Pangur. I am now following.

omg........Pangur got up in the middle of the night to vomit, which freaked me out, so I've been babying her all day (carrying her around, hand feeding her, etc). and she's been acting accordingly helpless and uwu-ing. anyways, I just found the vomit and it's a hairball. she's fine.