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Kota the poodle (8weeks old)

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Ceramic Frog Cauldron Mug by NordPotter

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"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.

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Sideblog: A blog used to post content which doesn’t fit the theme of one’s main blog.

Subblog: A blog used to organise content because things have reached the point where tags are not sufficient.

Interblog: A blog used to coordinate activity between blogs.

Parablog: A blog which exists to explain the content of another blog.

Quasiblog: A blog platform used for non-blogging purposes.

Pseudoblog: A non-blogging platform made to serve as a blog.

Infrablog: A sideblog which presents itself as an unaffiliated main blog for plausible deniability reasons.

Unblog: A blog used to not post things.

Blogblog: A blog used to blog about blogging.

Superblog: But they were all of them deceived, for another blog was made.

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Nintendo should just lean in to the fact that pokemon can be eaten and design a pokeball that instacooks whatever pokemon is caught in it. They should also give you the option to load ingredients and seasonings into the ball in order to make different dishes. It should fizzle steam when you've successfully caught something in it like a crock pot.

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Having ADHD is that your brain either feels like

Or

And it can switch in a matter of seconds.

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This year's been a hell of a time, you deserve a break, so Tumblr, I've made you some pasta

it's chicken alfredo with peas

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I wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you.”

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hey these are some tips for some of the little details in drawing fat folks that some people might not know!

everyone has fat on their bodies so its a worthwhile skill to have, but most art tutorials leave it out. heres some other good tips from artists!!

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Frankensticker?! I love the idea. Would you be willing to show how you made it? I assume it's like, very carefully cut the stickers such that they can be fit together, but is it that they fit together with overlap, or fit together like making them puzzle pieces where the edges go together?

Nonbinary Enemy of the State Waluigi is AMAZING I love it

(NonBinary Enemy Of The State Waluigi Here) Step 1: Have a bunch of stickers you want to combine, a general idea of how you want them to go together, a really sharp x-acto knife, and a self-healing cutting mat:

Hypnotic TV by Argibi Astronaut by WeTheSciency (though she seems to be Out Of Stock at the moment) Mini They/Them by GutsAndGlitter

2.I wanted to use a lot of the tight corners on the Astronaut, so, (leaving the backing on) I very carefully removed the edge around them, and saved it for another project:

3. I then cut a flap into the TV because I wanted to use the Spiral as a background

4. I then did a test-fit of the pieces to make sure they looked the way I wanted together

5. I decided that the spiral would work better elsewhere, and used another leftover piece I'd Saved For Later (Queer UFO by BoyPilotGoods) to put stars in the screen behind them instead.

I might take the UFO from that sticker and add it in to this composition later...

6. I used a few tiny pieces of duct tape (it comes off the backings easily) to keep the pieces together and at the angles I wanted. I'll keep the backings on the stickers until I have a surface I want to put the entire piece on.

7. When I have a place for them, I'll peel the backing off of each piece, and then weave the pieces back together. A good thing about Vinyl stickers is that they're really tough and you can put them down and peel them back up a couple dozen times until they're angled the way I want, and then the whole thing goes on the surface I want!

And that's how you Frankensticker!

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We can see nothing in these holes btw. We have checked

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kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

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this single frame from the tng episode "rascals" just annihilated me

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