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can i get a piece of your hot pie? ;)
"ALWAYS, BABY!" he wiggles his butt for her. "the king of the seven kingdoms is generous , there's a slice of me to go around for everyone!"
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can i get a cream pie
"OH YES , those are on my menu daily!" a delighted giggle escapes him. "i'm very heavy handed with my cream." a smirk on the king's features.
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the fuck's a hot pie?
" THAT'S THE KING YOU'RE TALKING TO! i made a special bread for you , pussy."
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lemme see them ROYAL BUNS

baked hot and fresh this morning! thanks for checking in , my lady!!
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"i baked these fresh for you , they don't call me the king hot buns of the seven for nothing."
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** a mostly parody account specializing in dash commentary & being obnoxious. sideblog (can't follow back) don't take this serious mate it's just tumblr rp, go with the vibes babe.
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