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2am McDonalds run, anyone?

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To come back? Or to not come back?

That is the question.

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kissu kissu

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a letter to my future self

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[ 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 ] My muse takes your muse’s hand and slow dances with them without music playing [ Mika ]

Things were quiet, and peaceful under the stars. It was just the two of them as most of the squad has gone to bed. Vampires don't sleep and Yuu makes a point to stay up every now and then so Mika doesn't get too lonely.

Then, out of the blue, Yuu is yanked to his feet and pulled realyl close to his friend. "H-Hey Mika! What are you doing !?"

Eventually it clicked, Mika was trying to dance with him.

Yuu relaxed upon realizing this and let Mika take the lead. Yuu was surprisingly light on he's feet, being a trained as a solider must have come in handy because dancing was never something Yuu got gold stars in. Two left feet, and being a solider only took it so far as Yuus eyes were glued to his feet.

Don't step on Mika, don't step on Mika, don't step on Mika, don't step on Mika.

Taking a second to peel his eyes from his feet to glance up at Mika. "I-umm...Mika?" Please explain to him what is happening.

Thingy || Accepting

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[ 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇 ] My muse gently touches a bruise on your muse’s body

"Ow, h-hey!"

Yuu was definitely not expecting Yoichi to reach out and gently run calloused fingers over a black eye extending out to Yuu cheek bone. Still fresh and very sore. However, not against the unwelcome attention Yuu didn't brush Yoichi's hand away. Gently holding Yoichi's hand and pulling it away from the blue and purple cheek bone. "I'll be all healed up soon! Don't sweat it Yoichi."

He decided not to let go of Yoichis hand. It was comfortable.

Thingy || Accepting 

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“Just because a meme says you should do it, doesn’t mean you should.” (From Byakkomaru. listen to the tiger demon)

Sorry, he can't hear you over all the audacity one cat can have.

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museguided​:

“Absolutely not!” Holds it higher for good measure, ready for a home-run swing. “It’s important to me, Yuu!”

“Keep your crazy bat away from me”

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“LALALALALALALALALALA I WON’T LISTEN UNTIL YOU PUT THE BAT DOWN”

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"Yuuichirou!" He's got a bat and he's not afraid to use it. "Yuuichirou Hyakuya! Come out here with your head held high, dammit!"

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“Have fun getting shot, dumbasses.”

"Weren't you just stabbed yesterday?" Getting shot his ass!

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[ 𝐇𝐔𝐆 ] My muse hugs yours tightly after not having seen them for a while [ Eijun ]

"Eijun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

It had been way too long since Yuu last saw the other. A friendly from a couple weekends ago or so. So when Yuu found out he has some free time that lined up with a big game for Eijun he knew he had to go.

With no time for Yuu to react further his favourite baseball player bolted towards him and enveloped him in the tightest hug. Yuu almost couldn't breath.

"You were so cool out there! You were all like woosh and they were all like whack and then you caught it!"

Yuu missed Eijun a lot.

Thingy || accepting

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Area 51 Starters

For your meme needs. Feel free to change pronouns or wording to how you see fit.

“They can’t stop all of us.”

“If we Naruto run we can run faster than their bullets.”

“We gonna see dem aliens.”

“You, me, September 20. At Area 51.”

“Did you really just ask me out on a date to Area 51?”

“I want an alien friend, ya know?”

“You know this raid is a joke right?”

“Please don’t go they absolutely can stop you all.”

“No, we are not ordering tickets to Nevada so you can go to Area 51.”

“I hate to break it to you, but I doubt there will be any aliens.”

“We might find some cool alien gadgets or something!”

“Please don’t tell me you’re taking this seriously.”

“Honey, why is the FBI at our door?”

“They’re actually doing it.. they’re trying to get in.”

“Um my family is in there, we’re going visit!”

“Quit calling yourself an alien.”

“When I said you were out of this world I didn’t mean that I was calling you an alien.”

“Have fun dying.”

“Have fun getting shot, dumbasses.”

“You guys stop, someone isactually gonna do it.”

“Hey, what if we had our first kiss at Area 51- like one of those crazy battle scenes and there’s a kiss.”

“RELEASE THE KARENS!”

“Did Karen just ask one of the guards to speak to the manager?”

“I’m not dying over a meme.”

“You are so stupid sometimes, do you know that.”

“You act if raiding Area 51 is hard!”

“Raiding Area 51? Been there, done that.”

“Um, what the fuck.”

“How did you…”

“Dude! They moved all the aliens to Area 52 by now!”

“Did you actually manage to get an alien? And live? Where the hell have you been?”

“Just because a meme says you should do it, doesn’t mean you should.”

“Meet my new friend!”

“No of course I didn’t go to Area 51, I’m not stupid! The alien crashed their UFO in the backyard, see?”

“I know we suck, but please don’t destroy mankind.”

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𝐍𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬 & 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬 🇹​🇴​ 🇨​🇱​🇦​🇷​🇮​🇫​🇾​﹕ 🇹​🇭​🇪​ 🇲​🇺​🇸​🇪​ 🇼​🇭​🇴​ 🇸​🇪​🇳​🇩​🇸​ 🇹​🇭​🇪​ 🇲​🇪​🇲​🇪​﹐ 🇮​🇸​ 🇹​🇭​🇪​ 🇴​🇳​🇪​ 🇦​🇨​🇹​🇮​🇳​🇬​. 🇹​🇭​🇪​ 🇴​🇳​🇪​ 🇷​🇪​🇨​🇪​🇮​🇻​🇮​🇳​🇬​ 🇹​🇭​🇪​ 🇲​🇪​🇲​🇪​﹐ 🇮​🇸​ 🇹​🇭​🇪​ 🇴​🇳​🇪​ 🇼​🇭​🇴​ 🇭​🇦​🇸​ 🇹​🇴​ 🇷​🇪​🇦​🇨​🇹​

[ 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇 ] My muse gently touches a bruise on your muse’s body [ 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐇 ] My muse brushes a strand of hair behind your muse’s ear [ 𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇 ] My muse tries to make yours laugh when they are sad [ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐓𝐇 ] My muse wraps yours in a warm blanket [ 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐏 ] My muse boops your muse’s nose [ 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐄 ] My muse laces their fingers with yours [ 𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐍 ] My muse cuddles up in bed to yours [ 𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃 ] My muse sits by your muse’s bedside while they are sick/hurt [ 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 ] My muse takes your muse’s hand and slow dances with them without music playing [ 𝐖𝐄𝐓 ] My muse helps yours out of soaking wet clothes [ 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐄 ] My muse gently runs a hand over your muse’s back/arm [ 𝐇𝐔𝐆 ] My muse hugs yours tightly after not having seen them for a while [ 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃 ] My muse steps protectively in front of yours [ 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐃 ] My muse holds yours while they cry

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Slowly inches back onto the dash

Hello, meme here

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Eijun isn't one to miss a single special day with his friend, even if it's more romantic than he's used to. He's fidgety with the idea but in the end- "Yuuichirou!" Shouts right next to him to get his attention, pressing into his space to steal a quick kiss. When he backs away, his eyes lock with yuu's, even with a red flush across his cheekbones as he laughs his nerves away. "Ha-Happy Kiss Day, Yuu!"

It surprised him at first, Yuu didn't expect that when he whirled around to meet his friend that he would get a peck to the lips. Yuu paused for a moment to process what exactly just happened as Eijun tired to laugh off the kiss. Like it was normal among friends are something...

With out saying a word, Yuu decided to return the favour. Pressing his lips against Eijuns for a quick moment. Flushing the deepest shade of red humanely possible as he pulls away with a bright grin "Happy kiss day!"

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“Hey is -uh anyone here?”

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    “ I will, like always …                  drown myself in my own power to save you. ”