kingofhassles

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“paid subscription with ads” is fucking crazy. if you pay for a service and then get served an ad on said service you should be allowed to pipe bomb its executive at no legal risk

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Whenever I watch straight porn I just pretend the guy is a butch lesbian with a realistic strap. It's the only way I can get off to it and it works!! That's not a man that's just a butch with a really realistic strap!!!

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I just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out, watch movies and fuck like 3 or 10 times

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We used to have goth girls in every animated show. They wouldn't let you make a cartoon from 90-00s without at least one goth chick.

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I am not in the headspace to see rich people be happy

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Femme that releases every spider they find safely outside and butch that screams when they find said spider in their laundry <33

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my mouth is a machine that turns breasts into sucked breasts

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getting so horny im thinking abt being married

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Don't be tugging on my carabiner lest you be trying to fuck me

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Day 193 cleansing the #caitvi tl

🪱the girls picked cait outfit (cait gave them options tho, she’s not crazy)🪱

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date idea: i lay down on ur lap and you pet my head and tell me im not too much

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“trans men can’t be les-“ I DONT CARE. I DONT FUCKING CARE. GO AWAY. THERE ARE REAL PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD AND THIS ISNT ONE OF THEM. SHUT THE FUCK UP

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we at the hotel motel holiday inn. if you even give a fuck.

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both is good

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