kingofhassles

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[kingofhassles]

The Addams Family (1991)

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a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

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no time to explain, you have to wear a short skirt and grind in my lap and giggle at how i can't form sentences NOWWWW

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whenever i click the cc button on a youtube video that clearly has a high budget and is made by a fucking studio and i see “english - auto generated” i spit daggers from my eyes and mouth at whoever decided to not pay someone to make actual captions

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I love this fucking movie, man

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Guys don’t be like me and let trivial things (employment) get in the way of what’s important (being hot on tumblr.com)

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🎶if you ain't got no money take your broke ass home 🎶

butchfemme in the club!! @kingofhassles

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Demi STOP

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actually the best part of the new superman movie is the fact that lois and clark have been dating for only three months because that means clark fell so hard he told her his whole ass secret identity in 90 days. fucking u-haul lesbian behavior.

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i need a $10,000 grant to go cluuuuubbbingggg

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whoever invented cozy in bed was a genius. and whoever invented getting up should be burnt at the stake

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Not to be dramatic but a femme calling me pretty boy would actually fix me

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Ok, imagine you're comic accurate Clark Kent and you're a working-class immigrant raised on a farm. You grow up and dedicate your life to helping people while being a total malewife to your Pulitzer prize winner girlfriend. You're despised and targeted by an unethical, megalomaniacal billionaire who thinks his intellect and his power and his wealth entitles him to your inherent abilities and the adoration you've earned through years of nonstop altruism. YOU WERE CREATED BY TWO JEWISH MEN IN THE 1930S

And then people complain about a movie about you being too woke

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Superman isn't woke. You're just so evil that you see a man doing acts of kindness and you think it's a targeted political agenda

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“paid subscription with ads” is fucking crazy. if you pay for a service and then get served an ad on said service you should be allowed to pipe bomb its executive at no legal risk