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We don’t appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.

Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don’t.

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Louis on stage in Cuyahoga Falls photographed by Amber Patrick

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Louis Tomlinson - FITFWT 2023, Cuyahoga Falls OH

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Louis Tomlinson, FITF Tour: Cuyahoga Falls, June 1st 2023, by opossumlouis

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Arm Close-Up - 01.06

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gerard way singer for american rock band my chemical romance. Big butt. Bigger heart

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Louis performing in Uncasville, Connecticut photographed by Pierce Pyrzenski

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snippet sunday

for anyone who’s been following for Heartbeat (Fire on Fire) updates, here’s a little snippet something I wrote for the next bit:

“I’d bond with you right now.”

Louis’ smile grows wider until he has crinkles by his eyes. 

“I would too.” He admits quietly. “But you deserve a proper romantic ask, and I want to give that to you first.”

“And I want to ask you proper too!” Harry says. “So we can’t until each of us has asked the other.”

“Deal.” 

Louis pulls Harry closer, and when their lips touch, the spark of electricity feels stronger than ever before. 

“Wait,” Harry pulls back. “Can I just bring up one more thing that’s been on my mind?”

“Of course.” 

“Um, are you sure that I’m not putting too much on you?”

“What do you mean?” Louis’ brows furrow with confusion.

“Like, that I’m leaning on you too much. I don’t want you to feel like, exhausted with how much you have to um, be understanding and just, be there for me and stuff. Does that make sense?”

“It does make sense. But no, you’re not putting too much on me. I am your partner. We are doing life together. You are supposed to be able to lean on me.”

“Are you sure, though? Because I feel like you do all this for me, but I feel like you don’t ever need to lean on me.” There it is, the thing he’s been insecure about. 

“Have you ever heard the saying that comparison is the thief of joy?” Louis softly tucks a curl behind Harry’s ear. “We are two different people, you can’t compare us in any facet - emotionally, physically, sexually - none of that. The unfortunate fact is that your past and the things that you’ve been through means that you need to be loved in a different way than me. And that is absolutely, one hundred percent okay. Also, I do lean on you. I lean on you for more than you realize. You love me in the ways that I need to be loved. You listen to my work problems, and you make my tea just the way I like it every single day, you give me massages without me even having to ask. You reassure me when I need it. You let me be super meticulous about the way that I need our space to be organized. You let me be the little spoon and make me feel safe being fucked without making it into something heteronormative. We lean on each other. Give and take. I’m not keeping tabs. I just love you, and you love me just the same.”

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Sunday Snippet

😱 I have a snippet! It’s from my @wankersday fic which I really hope to finish asap. It’s called Ahead in the Count ⚾️

Things wouldn’t be so bad if Harry Styles wasn’t always drawing attention to his dick.

Louis’s been a catcher in the minor leagues for more than a decade, minus the two weeks he spent in the majors before being sent back down, and he’s never known a pitcher to touch his junk more often than he touches the baseball.

Styles, however, threw 117 pitches tonight, and adjusted himself 128 times. Louis counted. It’s not the sort of thing he typically keeps track of, and he’d started almost accidentally, as a sort of joke for himself, but then Styles threw strike after strike after strike that first inning, and Louis is a baseball player. And baseball players are superstitious.

“Feel like I’m on fire out there tonight,” Styles said with a shake of his head like he couldn’t believe his own pitches. Tossing a stray practice ball to Louis, and reaching down to cup his own balls at the same time, his expression turned serious. The ever-present line between Styles’ eyebrows deepened as he looked around the dugout and warned the team, “Nobody change anything! Keep everything the same.”

“You’re not supposed to mention it,” Louis said. Styles isn’t always a typical ball player, but superstitions run deep.

“I won't mention it again, just keep doing whatever you’ve been doing,” Styles said with a firm nod.

After that, Louis couldn’t stop. It’d be bad luck.

At the top of the next inning, Louis squatted down behind home plate, Harry adjusted his dick inside his uniform pants, and Louis upped the count.

Tagging literally anyone and everyone who sees this. Please @ me if you post a snippet. And just in case @louandhazaf @crinkle-eyed-boo @disgruntledkittenface @reminiscingintherain @bananaheathen @allwaswell16 @absoloutenonsense @homosociallyyours @londonfoginacup @becomeawendybird @jaerie @jacaranda-bloom @sadaveniren @evilovesyou @greenfeelings @kingonafiftymetreroad @lululawrence

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Louis via instagram story - 19/04/23

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is louis in california smoking weed outside in the summer time?

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artist signature song in the song that the average person with most people would associate with them instantly so like the eagles have hotel California journey has don't stop believing Killers have Mr brightside Queen has behemian Rhapsody, and my question is what do you think is Green Day'sm some people say basket case some people say good riddance I think it's boulevard of broken dreams

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Welcome to the 1D Fantasy Fic Fest, a celebration of all things magical and mythical!

We invite all who cherish tales of dragons, mermaids, legends, new worlds, dark castles, and powerful characters to join us in this exciting event!

Rules:

Participants must be over 18 years old at the time of signing up.

The minimum word count is 6,000, and there is no maximum.

All fics must include one or more members of One Direction in the main pairing. All pairings are accepted.

All fics must be completed before being posted to the AO3 collection. We do not accept any works in progress (WIPs).

Fics must be appropriately tagged when posted to the AO3 collection.

Prompts will be assigned on a first-come, first-served basis. Alternatively, participants may use their own prompts.

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Schedule:

Prompt submissions: March 6th - April 6th.

Author sign-ups: April 7th - May 9th.

Fic due: September 25th.

Start of the fest: October 1st.

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Table lamp - Murano glass - Art Nouveau

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The wattpad girls picked the wrong 1D boy…Louis is scarred, knuckle tatted, chain smoking, “always been the boss” he IS the wattpad mafia don dream girl

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certifiedletterboy: CLB x @louist91 💫 A couple of fun symbols for Louis 👊🏽