I saw @that-cardio-enby and @tfhbeats call for something like this and I got a little inspired, so here’s a short audio of commenting on the listener’s heart. No heart audio and it will be mostly safe for work :) Go easy on me, I have never done anything like this
Anyone else ever mistype heartbeat as heartbrat? I'm thinking a heartbrat is a sub who misbehaves because they want attention paid to their heart.
They constantly allude to their heart in public, hands innocently trailing down their chest or casual fingers resting against their neck.
"Wow, running up those stairs got my heart racing. Wanna feel?"
No matter what your answer is, they grab your hand and guide it to the middle of their chest. Their smile is dripping with false innocence, frustrating you to no end, and it doesn't leave their face until you finally drag them back home and throw them on the bed. When you shove a stethoscope up their top, they squirm as the cold metal digs into their ribs.
"You could have warmed it up first!"
Even as you focus on their already racing heart, they continue to act up. Holding their breath even though you don't order them to, rutting up against you without permission, doing little pushes when you least expect it—anything to send their heart stumbling irregularly in your ears and beneath your palm. Behavior like this is inexcusable, as they're well aware. It looks like someone is just begging to be punished. ♡
I tried to do an exam of sorts, but my heart got too loud for the mic as soon as I moved to mitral (and I never have much luck with aortic), so this is just my heartbeat at pulmonic, Erb’s, and tricuspid, I suppose. As usual, my heart reacted somewhat violently to being on show for you all — enjoy!