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Die temu ad die

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no, you don’t understand, real girlhood is eating chocolate cupcakes at one am and thinking about the Roman Empire, Sylvia Plath, 45 kg, about Lana Del Rey’s book, Cillian Murphy, finding inspiration for poems, films, Lady Jane Gray, Joan of Arc , why am I so ugly, Greek myths, pomegranate and fig tree, Camilla from secret history, books, self-hatred, will prayers come true, thirst for all the knowledge of the world, twentieth century, symbolism of the deer, fashion, history, and what to do after death

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This is it. I can feel it. I’ve become such a big Kakashi fan that I’m starting to become balls to the wall insane over Obito

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I'm gonna have such a normal relationship with cleaning after I kill my mom. That's a joke. After I get out of this fucking house and I don't have to feel like a subjugated housewife. And this is why I can't marry a man I'd have to kill him too. That's a joke

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wdym mean school starts in 2 weeks? all I've done is watched house md, read house md fanfics, watched house md edits, interacted with house md tumblr posts, written about house md, draw house md, listen to the house md soundtrack and make everything a house md reference?

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I had a dream i got a fastfood meal and found a small bag with two loose cigarettes in it and when i took a picture of them they turned into magic cards for loose cigarettes

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we all love trans wilson but are there any trans house fics? can you pls write one??? or do you have any recs?

yeah ofc there are

I've written one, it's t4t vampire!Wilson/human!House being horny for Wilson biting House and drinking his blood, here: Bite Me (please)

and here's a small selection of others:

The Window by pleasuretoburn

"I asked the women in my life, including Chase, how long I should wait to make a move after someone's divorce and the approximate number came down to 13 days-ish. And here I am. Thirteen days after your divorce. I barely made it in time because I noticed you have been flirting with the nurses a lot recently, which means you're getting tired of your single status and you are possibly very horny. What better time to confess my undying love?" or, House has elaborated a plan to seduce Wilson with the limited time he has between a wedding and another. Wilson would like to entertain this intense game of gay chicken, but he feels the weight of the secret he's kept for more than twenty years becoming just a bit too unbearable.

Greg House and his Soppin' Wet Pussy by Dragonetti_X

Fresh off his third divorce, Wilson crashes at House's place and gets absolutely drunk. However, when the intoxicated oncologist makes a move, House finds himself going along with it, despite his secret, if only to help his best friend cope.

i see you as you see yourself by FlannelGuy51

Wilson is still reeling from his fresh divorce with Sam and he really just needs to get his T shot done. Unfortunately, his new acquaintance has never been very good at leaving people (or their possessions) alone. OR: House comes to Wilson's apartment because he was so intrigued by him in New Orleans and sees his T shot stuff. Chaos ensues.

Go on baby, cry, cry baby by leftatletterkenny

House has been having nightmares and not sleeping. It all comes to a head after Chase breaks his favorite mug, and he has a meltdown. Wilson helps him pick up the (figurative) pieces.

and here are some on my Marked For Later list, so I haven't had a chance to read them yet:

just like candy (but you know that it ain't real) by starbuckscakepop

“House,” Wilson hears himself start the conversation before he can stop himself.

“Yeah?”

“Would you fuck me if I was a woman?”

(Wherein Wilson sucks the strap like his life depends on it, and she looks really fucking hot while doing it.)

Grit Your Teeth by anditwasempty

After House undergoes deep-brain stimulation, he does remember one other thing:

He forgot the most important thing that he’s been taking on a set schedule at a certain time every day for over thirty years.

And it’s all about to come crashing down around him.

Everything He Wants by pleasuretoburn

He’d been planning those ten days in Europe with his fiancée, Bonnie, for months and House had done the same planning to make sure he’d fit a quick innovative laparoscopic hysterectomy at Johns Hopkins between his best buddy boarding the plane and him coming back with souvenirs and obnoxiously long and boring slideshows.

or, House has a medical emergency he hadn't expected, Wilson discovers something about both himself and his best friend, Cuddy realizes they're hopeless idiots

Dra. House by cinnamonglaive

House decides to come out as a woman. This does not make her less of an asshole.

otherwise, explore the Trans Gregory House tag

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there’s nothing wrong with me plus i don’t have any wants or needs plus i don’t feel or think at all

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Dostoyevsky, The Brothers Karamazov (tr. by Richard Pevear & Larissa Volokhonsky)

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if i’m going to live with Raskolnikov-level ennui, paranoia, and indecision, i could at least have a best friend who’d beat up his relative defending me for a crime i absolutely committed.

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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look, guys, this may seem ironic coming from a person with Verbose Disease, but I'm about to tell you the secret to winning social media: shutting the fuck up. you have a controversial discourse opinion? shut the fuck up and no one will know. can't participate in a boycott for various reasons? shut the fuck up and no one will know. you think or do something Problematic that has no bearing on anyone but yourself? shut the fuck up and no one will know. you haven't been keeping up on a pressing social issue? shut the fuck up and no one will know. your mind is a wonderful place where you can have all the bad takes in the world and they're all perfectly insulated from everyone and everything unless you try to excise them on a grand scale. you can take the mental L all by yourself without using a public platform as a confession booth and face zero repercussions and it'll be just fine. open up a damn diary and explain yourself there.

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after finally getting a job and going outside every day i can confidently say that the only thing that matters in life is interacting with strangers online

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Is this your ship?

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on usefulness. on becoming both the blade and the lamb

tumblr user @/divorcefemme // Anaïs Nin // tumblr user @/willowcrowned // Mitski, “I Don’t Smoke” // Lilith Kerr, "bite back" (from unloving the knife)