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Ineffable Lego Apple Trend Shenanigans

First off, please forgive me and my LEGO babies if that we screwed this up completely (a not exactly unexpected outcome), but since we they had so much fun trying (and failing) to get this to work, we'll share the results anyway. Enjoy! 🍎

Well, I still have no idea about the story behind this apple trend, but when I first saw some fanart I thought that it would just not work with my little LEGO babies, because showing flat minifigure heads in profile? Not exactly the best way to present any individual features, right? So I initially dismissed the idea until I got my hands on this cute little very old LEGO tile (#3068pb0050 from 1979)...

... and thought WTF? Let's give it a try, even if this will be pure crack and silliness!

Cue to me setting up this apple tile and inviting the Ineffable LEGO husbands to get into position in front of it.

Me: "Could you please just face each other in front of this...?" Aziraphale: "Oh, how exciting!" *dragging Crowley in front of the yellow wall, holding both his hands, and grinning manically* Crowley: "Ngk."

Obviously they were too busy holding hands and staring into each other's eyes to even notice my desperate attempts to find any camera angle to make this work. Yeah, you guessed it, an apple printed on a 2x2 tile is way too small for this, no matter what you do!

Not ready to give up completely, I set up a very small real apple instead to see how that works...

Well, definitely still not the right perspective/angle, right?

Me: "Okay, guys, that's a nice shot, but not really what we're aiming for to get that apple trend perspective. Could you please step apart a bit?" *starting to pry these two apart* Aziraphale: "Noooo! We were having fun here!" Crowley: *making inarticulate noises that could mean anything*

Me: *taking this shot and feeling like a monster for separating them* "Hmmm, obviously I'd have to put you miles away from the apple to get the ratio right, so this is probably the closest we'll get to have your profiles cutting a certain shape... Ahem, guys, what are you...? This is not... You know what... Fuck this. I give up!" Aziraphale and Crowley: ...

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At which point the photographer (me) quietly stole the apple, left the scene, and called it a (very successful) day.

Please enjoy, reblog, like, comment,... but please don't reblog this post to any communities. Thank you! 😉🤗🥰

Tagging the usual crowd with the customary addendum to please let me know if you want to be added to or removed from the list! 😘

@di-42 @snognes @ineffablepretzel @phoen1xr0se @thatineffablewitch @ineffablyruined @lickthecowhappy @caminholonge @gallup24 @tickety-boooo @waitingtobebroken @ineffablecrow @neversam23 @juliette-tango @crowleysgirl56 @hellsgardener01 @lookingatacupoftea @the-oak-branch-nebula @just-sauntered-vaguely-downwards @lutraslutra @fumblingbuffoon @naturallyteal @noxnightingales @bl0ndwave @faeriedays @vidavalor @inezrable @simonezitrone79 @confusedtoadsworld @darlsbardlife @imfruity5432 @ineffable-xenanigans @handyowlet @ineffablequeermoony @fellshish @funnyoldworld-isnt-it

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There is no moral.

The wolf eats you one day,

And until it does,

The forest is beautiful

[Neverafter - Brennan Lee Mulligan]

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wives beach dayyyyy 🌊🏖️☀️

not pictured is how they ogled each other when they first stripped down to their swimsuits 😋🫦

I had a lot of fun with this one, especially because I kinda think they would both actually hate the beach haha

I think I could easily spend another few sessions on this but I had to just call it done

let me know what you think!!

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Kinda late but happy Autism Awareness/Acceptance Month ^_^

Extras:

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Aziraphale POV: When I said we could have a cat, Crowley...

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“I’m a Pop-Tart,” says Crowley… well, tartly, popping the p’s provocatively. He leans against the Bentley next to Aziraphale, tracing a finger around one of his pom-pom sprinkles. “Fabulous American contribution to world cuisine, the Pop-Tart. Come on, you know you want to eat me up.”

absolutely obsessed with @quitequaintrelle's south downs fic we shall have the world for our own where they enjoy retirement and beef with senior citizens

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Favourite angel <33

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When you're working on multiple serious fanart wips at the same time and all of a sudden the silly kicks in.

(based on this manuscript illumination Histoire de Merline, France, ca 1316)

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Based on what I’ve seen and read this is the main difference between book ineffable husbands and tv show ineffable husbands

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i know that crowley’s “i only ever asked questions” monologue is really tragic and honestly david tennant makes it almost heartbreaking to watch but at the same time whenever i watch it all i can think of is this

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I draw, I draw but I forget to post 😶‍🌫️

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Crowley's car... I'm glad it survived.

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yall talk so much about david tennant’s walk but have you considered: neither of them can walk like people

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A delinquent student from the neighboring school got on the same bus as Aziraphale, making his heart race.