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brennan lee mulligan having absolutely no hope for dimension 20: on a bus from the second katie started speaking vs matt mercer trying so desperately to help her have some semblance of sanity occurring has the same energy as brennan excitedly telling the intrepid heroes “gonna kill that dog!” during unsleeping city vs matt allowing laura bailey to keep a weasel pet that absolutely should have been dead by the second episode she had it.

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God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”

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we need to bring back inviting people over for cake and coffee. my grandma used to do that all the time and I think it's a lost art

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Five months into Trump's presidency, and we are in a war.

Did his supporters have that on the bingo card?

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See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.

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“The Unicorn” by Christine Price, 1965

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No children are allowed in the Library of Congress.

It's not that kind of library.

In other words...

You are being lied to

again

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I’ve discovered my new favorite gimmick account on twitter lmao

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Game designers have denied me impractically sexy men's armour for too long, so I shall have it in real life instead.

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“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

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I wanna pet a hyena so bad but that would not end well for anyone.

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Mouse Armor by Jeff De Boer