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if this gets 100,000 notes then i, the worlds greatest space agency will personally shoot donald trump into the sun

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You've been turned into an animal

Spin the wheel to find out which

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imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

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I'm back with new art🥰💖 Charming, as always

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using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible

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My 4 homophobic uncles when I show up to Easter dinner on shrooms

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I miss when I would get Tumblr asks that actually said things and weren't just digital panhandling scams.

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my friend liz downloaded some free audio software a few months ago to do something and now every time she joins a call a female voice says “trial. trial.” and liz doesn’t remember the name of the software or know how to stop it and she doesn’t want to

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Before and after images of Animals Growing Up

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i need to become a better person someone helppppp 😩😩😩 but don’t suggest anything difficult or uncomfortable

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My protip of the day if you know someone with a dietary restriction. Picking up something that person can't eat and going "Oops!! Haha, sorrrry, guess you can't have this." is, generally, not very funny. "Haha, look away!!" same thing. "Oh who ordered this? I bet it's [person with the dietary restriction against it]" same.

Either, you're mocking someone's moral/spiritual conviction, or you're jokingly threatening their medical safety. Neither of which, in my experience, make for a good joke. With the double-whammy of singling out the person to make fun of them.

"Okay but my specific friend actually loves these jokes."/"That's not true I have a restriction and I think these are funny." That's good, and I'm happy for you, and glad you have this communication about what you find funny with your friends. If you're cool with it then let your friends know.

But I've found that, as someone with a dietary restriction, these jokes are constant and come from all sides, and from people who never seem to want to know whether I find it funny.

So I'd say it's better to err on the side of caution of "maybe mockery should not be the default state with which I approach this person's restriction."

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every person ive ever suggested to that going through your partners phone not only invades their privacy but also the privacy of all the people who have possibly texted very personal things to them have acted like they genuinely never thought of that before

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my take on the miss piggy/morticia addams sexywoman poll is that while morticia would lose gracefully, miss piggy would 1000% attempt murder over the label and morticia would respect her for it. then theyd go out for tea and gossip together

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Get snipe eeled you nerds

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i hate some video game players. we were doing playtesting for a game im working on in school and half of the feedback is like "omg i had no idea where to go can you please add an arrow pointing in the direction i need to go in? 🥺". like my dude. several different NPCs look you in the eyes and tell you exactly what you need to do. this is a pirate adventure game. you are smart. you can figure this out with your brain

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"back on my bullshit" in reference to recurring hyperinterests dating back to middle school and beyond