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Connected

Acrylic & wires on canvas 23 x 16in

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bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?

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i want devices that are functional and hardy and i want them to last and fuck the rest of the shit i dont need. my ds and 3ds can lie in sleep mode for months if not years and i can pop them open and they've still got two or three bars left. my old phones in high school could go days without a charge. if i leave my nintendo switch on the floor for a few days doing absolutely fuck all nothing i will turn it on and it will cry to me mother i am dying. i am dying mother. and i tell him he'll never be half the man his brother was and he can't hear me because he's dead

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When you accidentally say the q word (quest) and your knight starts gently clanking from their happy wiggles like now you've done it, you have to send them into the dragon's lair or their helmet ploom will droop and they'll start waxing sad poetic in the moonlight

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The footsteps of God would sound just like hooves

Plodding and rhythmic, with a dull sort of fear

Fear of His children, so strange and erratic

He kicks and He flinches at children too near.

The eyes of the Lord would be wide, black, and empty

It's better to stay in direct line of sight

Stay out of His blind spot, but don't look directly

He's bigger than you are. You won't win the fight.

I saw God this morning-

He stood many-legged

Remember that animals

Don't understand

They do not see color

It all looks like Sin

You won't have time to show Him

The Grey from the Red

The footsteps of God still echo in Eden

The blood of His children have curdled the ground

His hooves are Damnation, He kicks at the noises

Do nothing. It's better not making a sound

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Hallway Cup (2024)

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whoops!!! all the meowrails!

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Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

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i wish i had a floating evil skull to follow me around and when we went to the grocery store she would say something like my liege we must purchase the strawberry cream cheese for the coming days and i would be like oh fuck youre so right and put it in my cart and then we would walk down the next aisle together our beautiful life

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Been getting really into orange juice lately

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english slang is awful i would hate to be learning this shit. like the word shit. something can be horseshit or bullshit which means it's a lie. but cow shit is just poop. and something can be dogshit which means it's really bad quality. but cat shit is just poop.

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mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

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the idea of protists is really funny. Ah yes, the kingdoms of life: Animals, Plants, Fungi, and Don't worry about it:)

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I was looking at contact paper because I have some shelves to line like some kind of adult and while I was innocently browsing, I came across this. 

Horrifying. But it got worse. 

Imagine coming home from school and your mom’s all “Hey honey I redid your room!”