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I don't know why, but I like the idea of humans being to aliens, what cats are to humans...

Alien1: hey, when did you hire a human?

Alien 2: we didn't. They just wandered aboard one day, saying they wanted to "hitch a ride." Then they never left. I think they like it here.

Alien 1: the human distribution system has chosen.

***

Alien stares at the human, who has climbed up a very high shelving unit.

Alien: Human, get down before you hurt yourself.

The humans response is to climb higher.

***

Alien is secretly filming their human, who is spaced out and just staring at nothing.

Alien (whispering): I think the human is about to intercept the brain cell. (Laughter) don't worry human, if it tingles that means it's working.

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the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

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Endou Yuu versus the cosmic unknown 

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Käärijä: Are you Santa Claus?

Lordi: Close, but not quite right.

Käärijä: I would like a nice lego set for Christmas.

Lordi: You won't get one.

Käärijä, defeated: Yeah...

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Looks at them. This is beautiful, actually <3

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I was at Lordi concert yesterday and it was fucking great! And All For Metal were amazing too like holy shit I may need to eat stones and air until my next paycheck but the shirts were worth it

And uh back in the day when I started listening to Lordi when I was like 13-14 I kinda had a small crush on Mr Lordi

But Hiisi stole my heart yesterday lol

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We heard a noise that sounded like a crackhead trying to imitate a cat

took me a while to realize it's that time of the year and local stray cats are in heat

The weird meow really was a cat

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they’ve been working on a fucking prank on me since april i’m so goddamn indignant

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Do you think aliens would get freaked out when we crack our joints?

*human stands up after too long spent hunched over the computer, all joints cracking*

*alien coworker whose only experience with human anatomy comes from movies where crack = broken bone*

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The side eye Nick gave me this morning when I told him we're out of cow ears and and dental sticks so he will only get a regular treat...

He sniffed the treats, looked at me and then looked at the shelf I keep the ears and gave me a LOOK

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New Looney Tunes Crew done did it again

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My sisters friend gave me a big canvas for my birthday

I feel like I paint the same lake that doesn't exist fro. different angles

(the second painting is still my favorite)

Oh! and she made me a flower too!

it's made out of paper and I didn't know ehere to put it so Bone Jovi got it lol

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"of course your favorite animals are raccoons and crows you're an anarchist and so are they!"

my mom to me yestarday

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Guess what my lil sis got me for my birthday!

that's fucking right! Bootleg crocks on a platform!

it's like walking on clouds!!

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these two months of 2024 have been five years respectively

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Well I think we're missing the most important question of all