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my fast food seaweed sushi with a burger and fries in it

when the food smells delicious!

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everybody in gamestop will kowtow to me

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my neighbor terraformed my damn yard

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your short teeth betray you human lol

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my stupid street is so fucked up congested now its like wake 255 of bloons yower defense when they suddenly send 509 moabs

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old man drinking mountain dew, respect

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had 2 do it 2 em

i should tackle your ceo

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they caught this doordash driver a guy basically tackled him through one open door of his truck

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congrats you did it to me

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Happy New Year dear followers! Wishing you all happiness, health and prosperous new year! May 2015 be your best year yet.

Yesterday I wore: Midnight blue velvet dinner jacket from Suitsupply Black tie shirt from Alain Figaret Bow tie from Harrods of London

www.louisnicolasdarbon.com

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ive become such a prick that i can instantly identify what watch a guy is wearing and i call them pieces

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your telling me to make better posts? my fucking eyes are popping out your blog is cheeks bro

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im about to create some more memes im sure people would like that online

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i wrote this song about how i didnt understand that you have to get married to your wife forever because im just a stupud guy and i dont understand shit

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this is how it fucking feels

imagine having sex but a few hours after you discover she liveblogged the whole thing tagged with #not bluey

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idek who this dude was but hes ivited to the cookout lolz

He was always so eloquently spoken

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its like the spoons are disappearing from the kitchen counter, i keep them hidden in the bathroom with my new found lover