kirbynoodle

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unicorn amu

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in spite of everything else, you do have to hand it to the Principality of Zeon, they did kinda pop off with the Zaku

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People will harass an artist for not picking the correct hex value for a characters skin tone and be like “that’s enough activism for today.”

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she sharmalormaghah on my ahyeahgah til I sheweahwah

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best trope and you can fight me over it (i abuse this so hard with my ocs)

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I have replaced “kill myself” with “I’m going to give the people what they want.”

Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

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i sympathize with you on the "getting content warnings you didnt ask for" front. i think that CWs being normalized are probably a net positive for most people, but i generally dont need them and people coming up to me and warning me about stuff i never requested to be warned about (and in some cases and explicitly said "dont warn me about stuff" to) can get pretty tiresome

Absolutely. I hold that content warnings are absolutely a positive, full stop. but there is a real tangible difference between CWs from a creator-to-audience perspective and unprompted CWs towards a single stranger haha. Like if a friend you know well has a common trigger that they have asked to be warned about when diving into new stuff thats one thing, but if i just post "hey im playing ace attorney im excited :)" and you immediately send me "just so you know in ace attorney there is a plethora of uncomfortable content in (such and such context) that may make you feel (such and such way) so look out!" that is extremely annoying no matter how vague or well meaning. I did not ask for that, it does nothing for me.

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clean & full ver. under the cut❗

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shocked that i haven’t seen a post about this already but the way that “full body deodorant” is being pushed on us is so vile. that woman in the commercials being like “i’m a woman and i know how it feels to be ashamed of your body’s natural odors. that’s why i invented this shit to rub between your thighs so you, too, can feel ashamed of your body’s natural odors. unless you buy my product :)” die die die die kill yourself fuck you fuck you

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every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb

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If you can’t tell me what’s wrong with a poll that asks if your parent’s income is from 50k-60k or 70k-80k just block me fr

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All that stupid poll has taught me is that tumblr doesn’t know how a number line works and that this site’s userbase believes that someone making $100k+ a year is “wealthy” or that “wealth” comes from the paycheck you get every week.

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Intricate rituals babes!!!

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I don’t think we’re ever getting that Blade movie

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Most of my “self-insert” OCs evolve into their own characters as over time but you can always tell which characters started out as self-inserts because they are like, 5’3” at most.

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is he stupid?

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why is my girl so pale