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someone: *mentions how amazing it is when crowds sing together at concerts*

my baltic ass: they have no idea about the song and dance festival

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Miku in Estonian folk clothes calendar concept

credit: Sagior (instagram)

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Lately in Estonian Politics:

(Translation)

Announcer: Next Question goes to (government official) Aleksandr Tšaplõgin. Please.

Tšaplõgin: Thank you minister. I have a question about Russian Delfi (Estonian News Site with translation into Russian). When we open the page- ads for same-sex sex toys. Ads for swingers' clubs. Detailed stories about porn in Estonia. Interviews with pornography actors. In your opinion, is this what state money should be going towards? Thank you.

Kristen Michal (prime minister of Estonia): Good question. The fact is that it's often that Google and other providers offer you ads based on what you have clicked on. It may be this. Thank you.

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im sorry this fucking. sentance structure is so funny. throwing slices of cheese at it, etc.

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Nothing exposes the inability of people to navigate power imbalances quite like the relationship between drivers and pedestrians.

For example, I just had a driver get screaming-at-me mad because I stopped walking at a slip lane to make sure he was going to stop. And like, buddy, I know I have the right of way, but if I assume you are going to stop and I guess wrong, I will literally die. Whereas if I wait to see if you're actually going to slow down, I am just delaying both of us by a couple of seconds. And that might have more to do with why I made the choice that I did than my being a stupid bitch who needs to learn the rules. Like, if you can't understand why the fact that you could effortlessly accidentally kill me (and likely face no consequences) means I am reticent to assume the best from you, maybe you just shouldn't have any power over anyone ever.

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He looks like a cat that drank too much warm milk

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generally speaking when it comes to mental and physical health, if you're asked "do you struggle with this" and your answer is "no, Because I Have A System," then your answer is actually yes

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It is with a heavy heart that I announce that american gym bros have discovered sauna and they wear clothes in it

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English: software

Estonian: smart asset

English: hardware

Estonian: coc-... insrtument asset

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Asexual watching monster porn for the creature designs

You want to get off your computer

You want to get off your computer and go here.

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You're like if drywall was a person

Charismatic, fun, in everyone's home?

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One of my older cousins is actually a reformed snape wife and yesterday she walked in while me and her sister were watching your video laughing our asses off. She just stood there with a thousand yard stare and then silently went to the kitchen and started chugging vodka straight from the bottle.

Your cousin is???? Is she one of the people mentioned in the video?????????

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Parents, please check your kids’ halloween candy this year. I found the entire tõde ja õigus pentology in my kid’s candy bar