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i watched ONE episode of the witcher today, these are my thoughts

(here’s episode 2)

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underrated aspect of the witcher i don’t think we talk about enough: not one major character in that series had their shit remotely together and they all made it a problem for everyone else

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the witcher + text posts [5/?]

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WELCOME TO 2022: a moodboard

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I love that Geralt is like “I was beaten and starved” when talking about his childhood training, and is constantly trying to get Ciri to rest, eat, and feel good about herself. Geralt says the cycle of violence ends with me; meanwhile, Ciri’s over here:

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My favorite part of S2 is Ep8 when Yen and Jaskier are in the lab at Kaer Morhen and Jaskier just picks up a random bowl of stuff and starts eating it

Like....... What the fuck IS that? Homie walked into a LABORATORY run by WITCHERS and just started eating random ingredients. He just started chowing down. It barely even looked like food, it was just... Some kind of red mash? Dried flower petals?

Yen didn't say shit either! Saw this man just eating random shit he found and went "Alright sure fucking whatever dude. Anyways can you take this rock to Geralt?"

HELLO???

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The Witcher, season 2:

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all I want from season 2 is geralt having No Clue how to parent and ciri making it incredibly difficult like

Geralt: what do you feed them?? what do you feed a human child?? i... bugs? do they eat bugs?

Ciri, feral little twelve yr old nightmare: yea I’ll eat bugs

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i watched ONE episode of the witcher today, these are my thoughts

(here’s episode 2)

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Ciri space-time jumps into our world in canon so it's actually quite plausible..

posted this to my twitter, thought id share it here too

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You always been such a cynical bastard? No, I was adorable before Vesemir brought me to Kaer Morhen. 

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Kaer Morhen + Loneliness

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I love how this fandom has collectively been like

yes... that’s the dynamic!

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Fringilla’s imagination of the northern sorceresses absolutely kills me no matter how many times I have read this lol

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