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“I am a girl.”  — LOONA for the game Law of Creation

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Like armys just love to go on exo post and say this company/brand should get with bts and maybe they won't flop.. like bitch Samsung got over 500k pre-orders for the galaxy s8 with exo phonecase, that is more than the amount for people in the bts fanbase try again. They beg on every news article even @ing vogue and gucci.. they want what exo has.. thing is we don't have to beg because brands come to exo

they need to stop and this isn’t even a bash at armys bc i bet the normal armys in general are sick and embarrassed of this behavior bc in all honestly it is NOT a good look 

Just….no one asked…why r u guys doing this to urselves man….one sec acting like exo is irrelevant and below you then u go and do shit like this….it’s just plain embarrassing 

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Ravi: *sleeping*

Hyuk: I just love him so much, he's my everyth--

Ravi: *snores*

Hyuk: I can't live like this.

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TAEYONG GOT ME SHOCKED!!!!!😓😓😓😓😓😓😂😂😂😂😂

KM&BW: TWERKING?!! boi

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just let smol no jam live! lol

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It’s not like Samuel choreographed almost every dance that he was in and Jonghyun literally carried all his groups like the nation’s leader he is 🐸☕️

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Amazing how kfans are always kissing the asses of half white idols, making them super popular and visuals like they’re the epitome of beauty but always made sure to remind Samuel, a half latinx idol, how much they hate him with racist and xenophobic comments and didn’t vote for him to make it to the top 11 of Produce 101

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Taken [Prologue]

Suho growls unhappily as he checks his watch impatiently. His foot taps against the floor quickly, a scowl on his face.

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EXO Dick Analysis Masterpost

Okay. And someone actually took me seriously and asked that… XD

Anyway, I felt that this needed a separate post, so here it is. To feed yours, and everybody else’s curiosity, here are some facts about the guy’s manhood. Dicks come in all different sizes; lengths, thickness, and appearance (if they have a small or huge dick head, straight or mushroomed, etc). Here are a couple of misconceptions I would want to say about dicks…

> Bulge size DOES NOT ALWAYS EQUAL dick size. The bulge can be that the guy has huge balls. The dick, if you wanna look for it in a bulge/when clothed, is a curve or bump, and it also depends if the guy’s hard or not.

> Like what I said earlier, dicks come in all varieties. If the guy has a small flaccid dick (flaccid dicks are dicks that are not hard), it DOES NOT MEAN that he already has a small dick when erect. There are guys who are ‘growers’, meaning that they may look small when flaccid, but are actually big when erect. Same goes for guys who have long flaccid dicks. They may be long, but they MAY ALSO be that same size or just a bit longer when hard.

> Dicks can get erect in many ways. They can curve up, curve down, or just be straight.

Now, let’s talk about EXO dicks, as promised. Before everything else, let me remind you that EXO members are Korean-Chinese. Asian men, statistically, have an average of 4.5 inches when fully erect. And West Asians (Korea, China, Japan), according to my research, apparently have smaller sizes compared to other Asian men (did you know that condom sizes in Korea are one size smaller? Their large size is medium for other Asians). Not to say that most of them are that long, others may even be longer (as proven in porn videos) due to genetics.

So… let’s star with the dirty business. Mind you, I will be ranking based on frequency of appearance (vs other members), appearance in uniformity (if it shows more prominently vs other members wearing the same thing), and size when seen. There are also pics where the members are hard. Why are they hard? I don’t know.

EXO According to BULGE size (just the whole pack in general): 1. Sehun 2. D.O 3. Baekhyun 4. Tao 5. Lay 6. Kris 7. Kai 8. Suho 9. Luhan 10. Chanyeol 11. Xiumin 12. Chen

EXO According to DICK size: 1. Sehun 2. D.O 3. Baekhyun 4. Lay 5. Kris 6. Tao 7. Kai 8. Chanyeol 9. Suho 10. Luhan 11. Xiumin 12. Chen

~~Crotch shots below to aid you~~

SEHUN – EXO’s maknae is gifted, no doubt. Ever since predebut, his friend from down under has already been taken notice. And looking at the curve, he’s bigger than most Asian men. In tight or loose pants, his dick has never failed to gain attention. Sehun really is blessed in front and the behind. His body is also the most attractive. What more could we ask from this maknae?

D.O – In the eyes of many, his manhood is underrated. People think he’s small, but he’s definitely not. EXO’s resident evil and manliness, the Soo bulge presents itself as a behemoth. He has a lengthy dick and big balls as well. Based on the pictures of his bulge, he’s thick. In loose or tight pants, his dick has been noticed almost all the time (actually since Wolf-Growl era. Should I thank puberty?).

(D.O was probably hard in the Lotte pic. It looked much thicker than usual.)

BAEKHYUN – The guy packs. He, along with other EXO members, have really tight pants (that insert in their inner thighs) to thank for showing off their goods. Baekhyun was really made for tight pants. His crotch is a healthy one, and wouldn’t disappoint.

LAY – Just like D.O, Lay is another member who’s lay-ing low (ehehe) in the fandom for his bulge, but is actually big. Unlike D.O, he’s been showing more signs even before Wolf came out, and yes, he’s impressive.

(Lay was hard in the first pic. Probably a morning wood since that happened in the morning)

KRIS – Kris’ dragon is one of the more famous ones in EXO. Kris’ stereotype as being one of the “ultimate tops” of EXO made his dragon noticed even more. Kris and Tao are the “bump” duo in EXO because when they wear bottoms, there’s an occasional bump on the crotch area.

TAO – Very popular bulge. His wushu stick is not one to mess with. Not as big as Sehun or D.O, but it definitely does not disappoint. Actually his size does not differ so much with Kris’ and Kai’s. As compared to Kai, Tao’s just appears more frequently than theirs. His bulge is healthy too.

KAI – At first, I thought it was kind of weird that people thought Kai packed a big one because I rarely see pics of his dick/bulge as compared as the rest. Well, it was when I realized that Kai is erect or half-hard in his bulge pics. Kai is the middle in the spectrum. His length is average for an Asian man, and based on the hard on, he’s around 4.5 or 5 inches. I guess we can call him a grower. There are pictures where you see nothing down there. That shows that he’s not really ‘big’ as compared to Sehun or D.O. His flaccid size is small, but is actually okay when hard. If you see carefully in the first gif (where he wasn’t wearing any underwear), those are balls and a small flaccid dick that stems right from the base or where the bulge disappears.

(Kai was hard in the second gif. You can see a prominent hard on you don’t see when he wears that costume in other performances. Kai was half hard in the two pics. Why did I say so? It’s because he doesn’t have them in other pics with similar outfits; his crotch was flat)

CHANYEOL – Chanyeol is a good example of someone who’s not so gifted with a bulge (because his balls are small), but do not underestimate his dick length. He is actually pretty lengthy. His dick is one of those that are longer than his balls. What puts him lower than Kai is because his bulges don’t appear as frequently. Starting from Chanyeol, the members that follow have rare bulging moments, meaning, they’re at the lower end of the scale already.

(Take a look at his bulge. You can only see the dick bump/line. This was what I was explaining earlier about dick vs balls bulging.)

SUHO – Suho packs a healthy bulge, contrary to popular belief, but is not as long as Chanyeol. He may show a bigger bulge, but the dick outline is not as long as those who preceded him. Healthy, and enjoyable to look at.

LUHAN – There is a significant bulge size difference (but not a huge difference) between Suho and Luhan. He’s on the smaller scale already, but it looks really attractive too. Despite his size, it’s a favorite to look at because of his huge fanbase.

(Luhan is semi hard at the last pic. There’s a prominent bump. When he wears the same pants in other performances, we don’t see this.)

XIUMIN – Xiumin is also one of the smaller ones. We don’t really get any pictures of it, but his body, being the best in EXO, sure makes up for it.

CHEN – There have been discussions about Chen’s dick, and sadly, he’s really put at the lowest spot. He’s not as big as Xiumin and Luhan, and his bulge really is rare to capture.

((All photos belong to the owners, and I do not claim them to be mine in any way))

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Doyoung (nct127) in the Vlive said that since Heechans skin is darker he looked very sexy👀

Ohhhh snaps! yess Doyoung!

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YES BITCH, ATTAC THAT HOE

What happened to you and Peris? Why are you guys beefing? Could you explain the situation,I am confused.(of course you don't have to if you don't want to)

Of course, I’m just tired of fake people, first the groupie with the bad wigs used me, the thot twins who aren’t even Black used me, now we have another one, sigh..why am I too nice to people? ..

once you’re using me for subscribers/followers, then you’re talking shit/ throwing shade behind my back. I I was really, REALLY nice to her. I shared a picture of her on instagram during Seoul fashion week and she was talking to me and the kmusicfan in my comments being nice (I guess now, fake nice), I subscribed to her and talking about how kind she was and shared some of her videos too

About a month later,

one of the kmusicfam sent me a screen shot of her liking a comment of one of my biggest haters that stalks me and comments on every one’s video trash talking me, (which I don’t care about all of the haters I think it’s funny how determined they are but if you’re nice to my face and then use me…hell no!):

So I let it go for weeks, and then yesterday, I sent her a really nice message just asking her about it, since people kept submitting her videos to the blog, but I didn’t post them because her liking that comment made me think she don’t like me this whole time like I thought she did..

So, yesterday I messaged her on instagram asking her if she liked that by accident, or what’s the deal, because I thought we were cool,  and maybe it was an accident? I was really chill about it and told her if she liked it because she think we have a fetish, we don’t and I told her something personal..

and she sent me a message saying she ‘don’t want people fetishizing her man’….ummm……no honey……

after I explained to her what my blog is about. And she still came at me like she never heard of my blog, but she fucking has, she was all in my comments on the gram kissing our ass, but NOW you don’t know what my blog is? she does, because I told her!! And you don’t want us to fetishize your man??? the fuck? no thanks, I don‘t want him, I just like AMBW relationships because I think interracial love is a beautiful thing with all the racism in this world.

So I was like…umm..ok..I just said WE DO NOT FETISHIZE ASIAN MEN in a long ass message I sent to her before she said this…WE RESPECT THEIR CULTURE AND JUST LIKE THE MUSIC But I guess she didn’t believe me, because she continued to preach to me about fetishizing Asian men like I’m a 10 year old …..

When she said “ sorry you had to experience that” she was talking about something personal I told her, (below) but she didn’t care for real. And she didn’t check the hate comments under her video , because clearly she think we fetishize Asian men, but she didn’t think that a month ago when you were enjoying that free promo and new followers from the kmusicfam..

And I go on explaining to her..EVEN MORE what my blog is and that we don’t have a fetish..which I shouldn’t have tried convincing shit to her or explaining myself because her mind is made up, that’s fine, that’s her opinions, but don’t be nice to my face talking to us for followers and then do all of that shady shit:

AND THEN SHE PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH. I read what I said to her twice and I seen NO WHERE where it said “We fetishize Asian men but..” I don’t know if she’s slow or  or she can’t read, I wrote a whole book telling her, we do not fetish Asians, we just respect the culture, love the music, but she’s still trying to make it seem like I’m saying we have a fetish, she jumped to conclusions and liked that hate comment without even checking first, she’s just another Black girl looking down on Black girl’s love for Kmusic.

I didn’t say “we fetishize asian men because”…wtf

I just got tired of going back and forward with her, even things that I didn’t screenshot or share here, she was wanting me to prove myself, it was the driest, most drain-est conversation I’ve ever had in my life. I can’t stand people to be in my face all nice, and then go behind your back being shady. That’s her opinion if she THINKS we all have a fetish and out to get her man..but the fact that she was nice to my face, liking and commenting on posts then all of a sudden “I don’t know what your blog is about” and acting like she never heard of me…wow.

I didn’t show the entire conversation because it was draining, but this is most of it

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I wonder if SM was secretly laughing at people who dissed SM rappers all along when they had Mark Lee as their hidden ace rapper.

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I feel like Yibo is so under appreciated as a kpop dancer. He is so passionate about dancing but since he’s in a Chinese korean company he’s looked over. So please support Yibo you won’t regret it.

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People think Kai stans have it all easy bc “he gets all the exposure he needs”, but for me it has been hard everyday. When I told my classmate my bias is Jongin he frowned and said: That douchebag? He isn’t getting what he deserves, he just gets hate for standing in center frequently. And people who judge him are the ones who haven’t even thought of seeing what he’s like bc if you’ve seen a single video of him offstage you’d know he only deserves happiness.

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I think that adding Somi to Twice would have been the best move for her. Like she definitely doesn’t fit a solo. And making a new gg with her in it is probably going to be somi ft the others. Plus all the JYP trainees are underage which mean that they will definitely go for a cute/innocent/youthful concept that will probably be similar to Twice. Wherehas in Twice she fit the concept, she won’t overshadow the others members either and she seems to get along with them pretty well.

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Its so sad that Vixx is do underrated. They literally killed the game this comeback and only had 1 win and then to top it off theyre being called Nugus and the thing with sbs was just out right disrespectful. “And vixx” its not fair to them and theyre five year vets

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AoAs Jimin looks so much like Seventeen’s S.Coups. I feel like they are siblings