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Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores
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sometimes self-care is consuming a piece of media for the 174th time
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Tomfoolery actually transitioned and only does she-nanigans now
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the average twitter vs tumblr community experience
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anyone else wish they would get roped into a freaky friday body swap situation just for the hope that the other person will go "oh jesus fuck how do you live like this" and instantly validate your feelings of being Strange and Built Wrong.
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im really just in the mood to rot into a forest floor somewhere
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80 yo retired ex-con Papi moving “when you die, you’re dead” further down his rule list and moving “life is for living” up to rule number one got me thinkin, man
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"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach
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they're gonna be the coolest customers at marya's toys and trinkets and other drivel to distract you from life's tragedies: a toy store.
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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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