I’m lactose intolerant but but actually I think that the lactose is intolerant of me
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Gang does anyone want to be buddies and just infodump about our interests? I don’t even have to know what you’re talking about, if you let me yap I’ll let you yap.
#we can have like a symbiotic relationship#you talk about your blorbos I’ll talk about mine#maybe we can even swap blorbos every once in a while#please someone let me speak I have so much to say
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thinking about an Andreil Orpheus and Eurydice AU. now do I know a lot about the myth, admittedly no. but I know Orpheus had to leave the underworld without turning to see if Eurydice followed or she would be taken back there with no chance of coming back.
so im imagining Andrew as Orpheus just having to trust the fucking runaway he's slowly falling for is actually going to stay with him or risk losing him again.
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so what if they are misplaced forever partners??? i don't care, it didn't alter my brain chemistry at all!!!!!
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First of all, no! I don’t support j.k! I really don’t like her! I love potter’s universe though, so another crossover was born 🎆✨
Love my foxes and I was wondering, what if they were placed in the hogwarts houses, which houses they would be 🤔
Btw! Hope u enjoy! 🧡
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“He’ll scream and try to wash it off of his fingers, but he’ll never escape what he’s made up of”
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Walking around my neighborhood wearing my sick as fuck custom T-shirt that says "I STEAL EVERY FRIENDLY CAT I MEET WITH NO REMORSE I DO IT ALL THE TIME DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK I BEEN HERE FOR YEARS KEEP THAT BEAST ENCLOSED LEST YE FACE MY LIGHTNING CAT GRASP" and smiling politely while my neighbors' indoor-outdoor cats gently trot down the sidewalk towards me as the neighbors themselves read my shirt with a growing sense of panic.
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Andrew Minyard talks like that because hes supposed to be a noir detective, but life made him a jock who hates learning about other people and no fixed address with which to develop a codependent relationship.
Neil Josten talks like that because he was supposed to be the femme fatale, except he's too asexual to intentionally seduce anyone and too obsessive and paranoid to notice when somebody falls for him anyway.
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something, something, Arthur and John got teleported to the eyepocalypse and was asking around to find a way back when they were recommended to visit the local ‘google’(whatever that means) guy and his plus one.


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