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Listen, I'm having fun playing with the ultra patriotic voice, but after a couple years in blue-collar landscaping jobs, you really do need to phrase things like that.

"I'm pretty sure that fella ain't here legally."

"Well, that ain't your business Chip, it's his."

They hate being preached to. If you pull out words like 'gender wage gap' they'll tell you you're brainwashed by the far left media.

"He's one of them transgenders."

"He got freedoms too, Jimmy."

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started calling my executive dysfunction issues my board of dysfunctional executives and treating it like a room of frail old white men and it hasn't fixed everything but it sure is fucking funny

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"you got that backwords, the luthor name doesn't deserve lena" WIVES, PERIOD

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Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation

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I want to see a work of fiction that reverses the "vampires are snobby upper class, werewolves are brutish lower class" stereotypes

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Defund the bumbling police.

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America be like "you cant have free healthcare or easy access to disability but you can have a gun"

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I've always thought Margarita would be a beautiful name for a little girl

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Goku is on Namek fightin that Frieza guy…Goku uhh…flyin or doin somethin over there…

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modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

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Top-Tier Villain Motivations

They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.

I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.

Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.

Yes, Master

Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!

I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)

I don't want a better future, I want a better past!

No other way to get performance art funded these days

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stares wistfully out of a rainy window waiting for all the gls that were announced ages ago to come home from the war

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If there is a lesbian in a GL show you best believe there's a car nearby trying to hit her