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maybe i’m just a commie but i think people shouldn’t be at risk of homelessness if they’re in between jobs
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I hope you win the war, you tell no one about.
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shows that come out weekly are such a blessing actually. suddenly I’m excited about mondays, u know?? what a treat
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simultaneously underwhelmed and overwhelmed with life
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Welcome to my blog I’m filled with sadness and I yearn to be kissed on the neck
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can you die from lack of affection? Asking for myself
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At least I’m funny and give amazing head.
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if my girl had an iron deficiency i would simply crack my bones open so she could feed on my marrow btw. if you care
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my hobbies include napping, sleeping, lying down, resting, closing my eyes, dozing, snoozing, slumbering, etc.
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sorry i cant go to bed i have to hang out with my friends online. yeah we’re all just posting at the same time. yeah this is actually the most important thing we could possibly be doing with our time
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you just hate me because several life times ago I drowned you in the lake and got away with it
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