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he has synesthesia he sees dead people he was a monsterfucker from the start he's been a theater director a cult leader a lawyer and a mall architect he loves honky-tonk music he had his own mad scientist laboratory he's excellent at interior design he can identify cocaine by scent he once got so frat boy drunk he fell into a filthy canal and then got drunk again the very next day he's plump and juicy he's cinderella at the ball and as if the devil still retained the face and form of the angel after the fall

happy birthday armand i love you so much baby girl truly the character of all time

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armand, lestat, louis, and daniel (respectively)

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it would be pretty crazy if joan of arc was a gay boy vampire whose boyfriend was larry david, wouldn’t it? well, i’ve got some news for you. that happened to two guys i know. have you ever heard of the devil’s minio— [gunshot]

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Hello, please walk with me and imagine soft butch Daniel in jeans and flannel getting absolutely wrecked by high femme dominatrix Armand in leather and lace until she begs for the strap through salty mortal tears

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VC characters as twitter posts I found on Pinterest

Lestat

Claudia

Armand

Louis

Lestat

Andrei

Marius in chapter 14 of TVA

Bianca seeing Amadeo for the first time

Thorne

Amel

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the fact that lestat was turned at 20 is so funny to me because whenever he describes armand in the books he's all "that vampire is a Child, he is Little, a diabolical demon wearing the face of an angelic Youth" meanwhile he's physically like 3 years older than armand was when he was turned

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70s femme armand is vampire daphne blake

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TV insider Cast Interview!

Full article here:

https://www.tvinsider.com/1133598

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butchfemme devils minion save meeeeee

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me watching interview with the vampire through the gifs i see on tumblr dot com

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we don’t give little Andrei enough credit for being the most bad ass mf to ever live. His father is actively beating him and verbally abusing him and this stone cold killer is unphased pulling out his crazy comebacks no hesitation

Seeing Andrei be a little asshole makes me sad weirdly enough. he was just such a character. not only was he an extremely skilled hunter and miracle working painter + child genius but he was witty and a bit of a big mouthed dick and strong willed and full of life. Like he could’ve been so much and any chance of a life was robbed from him from the start

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I just can't overemphasize how fucking weird this is

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he’s a vampire he’s an orthodox christian he’s catholic he’s a satanist he’s ukrainian he’s italian he’s a theatre owner he’s a cult leader he’s a slave he’s a renaissance artist he’s a victim he’s a predator he’s a lover he’s a demon he’s beautiful like an angel he’s disgusting like a worm. i didn’t say his name but you thought of him didn’t you

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armand the worshipper armand the follower armand the child the monster the abused the distant the holy the hungry so so hungry eternally hungry for love and understanding and safety armand who wished away eternity with his soulmate because he loved him too much who lost him to that very same eternity who even after 500 years is misunderstood and alone and taken advantage of by people who promised they’d take care of him who has followers and devotees never lovers who’s forced to be the strong one the powerful one the one in control because that’s what he knows and that’s what others know of him and if he lets anyone in they might kill him but being alone might kill him too

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armand according to louis: sexy professor with a knife and handcuffs on his belt

armand according to claudia: mob boss sending you bullets in the mail

armand according to daniel: if the predator from predator was a manic pixie dream girl

armand according to lestat: screaming baby clinging to your leg but his eyes are completely black

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The poll idea via @sillylotrpolls, thank you for the inspiration!

I will say that only their first name counts, and you have to be able to recall it at least somehow similar to the canonical spelling. Unnamed characters don't count. If a character has multiple names, only one counts. If two characters have the same name, differentiate which one you mean. Please. Include all characters from all works I'd love to see what we all come up with! If anyone actually gives this a try before voting I will owe you any favor! *edit: duplicates are fine, and you don't have to stop or anything if you write one, they just don't count.

the roman daddy will fuck you if you do this i swear

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iwtv + text posts part 49