kittiepls - Tumblr blog

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you’re a fucking hamtaro blogger who the fuck cares what you think. stop making political posts and stick to posting hamtaro memes.

Are you mad that I get more pussy than you?

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i hate when i start doing a task but then i remember i’m actually a youtube vlogger with 10 million subscribers so then i have to restart my task in order to properly narrate it to my audience

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well maybe the power of love would fix things did you guys think of that? if not we could try biting

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from me to you.......

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yeah but what about the coconuts that FALL DOWN.

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he has the looks of a depressed english professor and the soul of a whore.

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Back on my bullshit

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he lived. served cunt. died. got resurrected. served even more cunt

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reading about paint and yearning for the 1600s when there where no regulations and the life expectancy was like 32 because apparently lead white paint fucked extremely, like way more than other white paints and every master just ignored the danger because of how good it was 

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women.

clap for women

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nooooo little gay boy don’t get sent to superhell noooooooooo

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biden has been real quiet on donald trump's death and elon covering it up by banning "parody accounts". the man died BADLY

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He has trouble standing.

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a modern achilles and hector, if you will

Twitter threads are incomprehensible and dense and while they insist you can be "ratioed," you technically never win a Twitter argument.

On Tumblr you can win so decisively, you force that blog to deactivate and then that post will drag around that user's dead fucking body for all of time.

Every time you see it, it's a victory lap around a coffin that we'll never bury. It's astounding.

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breaking news. POPEYE the SAILOR has forgotten to hold back, and KILLED bluto with a single wicked strike

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