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I suddenly thought about me dying in my sleep, and I started crying knowing that it would take anyone smelling me decomposing in my room for anyone to notice that I died

No one cares about me in this house, in this family, and it hurts me that it will continue until my death

I will continue to live miserably, and die miserable knowing I never mattered

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reblog with your sign + if you’re a denim jacket, a leather jacket or a bomber jacket person it for science

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・me: "so.... one of our GCs is called BKK x PH" ・kou: "i know what you're going to ask. it's not bukkake"

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colleagues: "i wonder why we're underfunded and lacking manpower" the ad they made a year ago: "(fushigi yugi ost) aRE YOU A MASSIVE WEEB?"

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Parents: This can’t be true about you, you didn’t show any signs when you were younger!

Also parents: *would have destroyed your life if you’d shown any signs when you were younger*

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*have only been absent from work twice for legit reasons* mom: "you're always absent!!! is that allowed??? are you just going to laze around all your life?!! you're not going to earn money like this!!! why are you so lazy?!"

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my colleagues' codenames for certain food: ・footlong with cheese and egg: boom boom package ・burger with every topping/add-on the place has: putanginang burger

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A brief summary of all the stuff Bruce Wayne owns.

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(talking about spending real money on gacha in mobage) me: "tbh they're just...like... PNGs. why spend so much yen on those? save money. save yourselves" aki: "okay, first off－ i know you're right, but i am not taking this kind of shit from someone who plays ansuta"

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me and aki: (talking smack about coke zero) arbee: "pls stop dissing coke zero i love coke zero stop this discrimination" aki: "i mean, to each his own i guess－ everyone has different tastes－" me: "yeah, yours is just really bad" arbee: arbee: "i just want to let you know that the cctv in this room does not work and i know for sure aki will back me up if i beat ur ass"

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・kyo: (notices i'm shivering and snuggling in my jacket) “are you….are you cold?”

・me: “yeah－”

・kyo: “are you serious? holy sh－ it’s hot as hell in the office though?!?!”

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Sorry but actually the “press any button” greentext story is objectively the best one

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・aki: "psst......" ・me: "huh－" ・aki: "do u want banana" (holding a banana) ・me: ・aki: both of us burst out laughing

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・colleague: "spencer!!! i have something for you to do. it's important" ・me: "yeah???" ・colleague: "pls punch ai for me when she checks in" wow

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Jason: Okay, here's the thing－ If you don't trust me, you're gonna die; If you trust me, you MAY or may not die.

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・an old man offered his seat to me in the bus earlier today :0 and he called me 'tisoy'. that kinda surprised me bc it isn't usually what you call random people (like when S/EAsians call strangers either 'auntie/uncle' or 'brother/sister') ・"tisoy(/tisay)" is the other word for "mestizo/(mestiza)", i'm not going to explain the origin of the word but basically that's what you call people who has very fair skin

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